Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Posted December 13, 2007 Report Posted December 13, 2007 Four hours after the chat ended, I was approached by someone. him: Hello me: Hello, friend. me: I have no idea who you are. me: It'd be great if I knew who this was! him: somebody who saw you in chat me: oh. him: Kyle me: Don't remember. him: we weren't introduce him: *introduced me: Well, I'm not very interesting, so I'm not sure what I can bring to the table here. him: great, i'm looking for people who want to hear my songs on youtube.com/Masknever me: What do you play? me: Genre? him: youtube.com/Masknever him: harmonica me: Yeah, I got it. him: and singing me: Okay. me: Like, folk? him: ya The fruits of my foray: This is some "The Dust Blows Forward and the Dust Blows Back" skin-crawling weird shit. I didn't ask for this. EDIT: Part 2 him: well where do you live me: I split my time between Nova Scotia and Iowa. him: my aunt lives in nova scotia him: her name is Karen him: she runs a shelter for battered women me: I'm sure she appreciates a good donair. him: i wrote a poem about her him: myspace.com/Kylemulrooney him: it would be cool if you looked her up him: Karen O'hara me: I'll have to write that down. me: I'm going to go to sleep now. Good luck with your career as a musician! him: how old are you me: old enough to be tired at almost 1. Fare thee well, troubadour. him: k, thanks bub
Matt Young Posted December 13, 2007 Report Posted December 13, 2007 I have no idea what's going on here, but those videos were fucked up.
Maztinho Posted December 13, 2007 Report Posted December 13, 2007 Is he high? Does he have a medical condition? I MUST KNOW!
The Niggardly King Posted December 13, 2007 Report Posted December 13, 2007 He looks like he'd use your skin as a suit.
Ginger Snaps Posted December 14, 2007 Report Posted December 14, 2007 It's like the worst poetry known to man, sung without any concept of melody.
Maztinho Posted December 14, 2007 Report Posted December 14, 2007 He looks like he'd use your skin as a suit. And try to use your Sam's Club Card while wearing your face around.
Dandy Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 I like how I got invited to Maff for months; there was an El Dandy that was there for months and everyone assumed it was me, even though I'm sure it would have been easy to find out if it were me or not; I finally get my AOL IM, and I'm told to join the chat for Maff; then I'm not given the info on how to get into the chat.
Twisted Intestine Posted December 15, 2007 Report Posted December 15, 2007 You can see him holding back his laughter in some. It must all be his big idea of a joke.
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