Mik Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 I'm pretty sure this is past the point of death so congratulations to this woman for still being alive. http://perezhilton.com/2008-01-10-she-will...u-under-the-bus Say hello to Terri Comer, an Oregon woman that was arrested a few weeks ago with a .72 blood alcohol level. That's NINE times the state's legal limit!!!!!! That reading wasn't an error either. The reading was accurate - they got it with a blood draw (no malfunctioning breathalyzer machine here). Terri was also popped for a DUI in 2006. That's the mugshot above. Last month, she was taken to the hospital after police found her beyond drunk and comatose in her car. She wasn't photographed at the time. But they did draw her blood, which came back at NINE times the legal limit. They better get this mess off the road permanently. Has a woman ever been booked with a .72 before???
TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Allow me to quote a movie I absolutely hate: I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
Nighthawk Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 That is pretty amazing. Before this, the most impressed I'd ever been was Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf managing a .5 something. But even though he's a dwarf, this is still stunning.
fazzle Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Is it wrong that I'm jealous of this woman? I think I'm in love Now the next question of course: Did the cops draw funny stuffs on her face in permanent marker? Cause that's kinda a law. you HAVE to with people that drunk.
Corey_Lazarus Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Holy fuck. I thought my girl's .33 after we got kicked out of an In Flames concert due to her downing a fifth of Goldschlager was fucking impressive!
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Wow 999 times out of 1000, .5 is dead. Period.
Cheech Tremendous Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 That's how we do it in Oregon!
Guest Vitamin X Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Fuckin' cheech beat me to it. I wonder how much it took to get to that.
Cheech Tremendous Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Fuckin' cheech beat me to it. I wonder how much it took to get to that. You could have gone with the alternative "I want to party with her!"
Retard Girl Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 did she have any blood in her alcohol stream?
Nighthawk Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 I was just thinking, there's no way I could beat this, but I could get pretty drunk... Tucker Max has a story about when he got this home breathalizer from Sharper Image (they know their audience, I'll give them that), and deliberately tries to get as drunk as he can. He starts to peak out at around .22. That's what I had when I got my DUI, and I was totally ok to drive, I could have been way drunker. So I'm thinking "Yeah, I'm a good drinker, I can drink people under the table." And then this woman comes along, and it's just... it's Mike Tyson vs Fred Savage. I quit drinking. This is like when Dan the Automator quit turntabling because Invisibl Skratch Piklz were just too good.
Cheech Tremendous Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 did she have any blood in her alcohol stream? Yeah, about 28%. Tucker Max has a story about when he got this home breathalizer from Sharper Image (they know their audience, I'll give them that), and deliberately tries to get as drunk as he can. He starts to peak out at around .22. That's what I had when I got my DUI, and I was totally ok to drive, I could have been way drunker. So I'm thinking "Yeah, I'm a good drinker, I can drink people under the table." My friend used to have a home breathalyzer, but it would shut off at .20 (probably to keep people from doing the very thing you described above). Surprisingly, .20 is not that drunk, or at least it didn't seem like it. I was still mostly functional.
Smartly Pretty Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 Am I dumb, or does Cheech mean that she had about 99.28% blood in her alcohol stream? Blood alcohol content decimals are decimals of a percentage point right? Not just decimals, no?
Cheech Tremendous Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 Am I dumb, or does Cheech mean that she had about 99.28% blood in her alcohol stream? Blood alcohol content decimals are decimals of a percentage point right? Not just decimals, no? Cheech is dumb. It's the equivalent of .72 grams of alcohol per 100 grams of blood. I'm not sure what type of fuzzy math I was doing earlier.
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