Bar Stories!

[Scroby 0]

Tonight was really my first ever Bar drama. Here's what happen.

 

It was my friend's birthday tonight so myself and few friends who I consider family went to this bar. As the night progresses everyone (but myself, because I'm driving) has gotten really drunk, including the bartenders as they both have been drinking since I got there. The two of them were having these drinks called "spider bites" they're sorta like car bombs..I guess. I didn't have one, but pretty much everyone else was drinking them, including the two bar tenders.

 

So around 12:30 the shit starts hittin the fan. This guy comes into the bar and he's already drunk off his ass and I guess he starts hitting on one of my friends, well he's talking to her and one of my other friends are over there with them. All of a sudden Friend #2 starts getting into this guy's face and people are trying to seprate the two of them. I walk over to see whats up and she's saying how this guy grabbed her arm.

 

Finally after a few seconds, we finally get my friend and this dude sepprated and the two bartenders escort dude out the bar. All of a sudden the two bartenders come back into the bar and they're getting into it. One bartender is the owners son while the 2nd bartender is this fat bitch who just works there. They start getting into each other's face and start yelling and screaming at one another, by this point, I say "fuck it, we're done.". I round up 3 friends, one is the girl whose arm was grabbed, one is her husband, and the other is my friend who rode with me. I tell all 3 of them, it's time to leave now. Well myself and the friend whose arm got grabbed and her husband come out the bar. I'm standing with the girl whose arm was grabbed because the guy who grabbed her arm is still outside.

 

She's still very pist off about him grabbing her arm and is telling me about it when he walks over. I stand in-between the two of them and put my arm out and tell the guy to just walk away, it's done. The guy shoves my hand away and gives me a little shove against my shoulder..I really don't move because I knew he wasn't going to do anything. After he shoved me about two guys, one being a friend of mine, whose the brother of the girl whose arm got grabbed and the other guy was this random person who was there. While they're backing this douchebag away, I hear the yelling inside the bar get louder and things start slamming.

 

I look into the window to see a group of people including the bartenders who were just screaming at one another and pretty much having a shoving match chase my friend who rode with me out of the bar. I guess he decided to finish his jack and coke while the two bartenders were bitching each other out. More or less the fat bitch of a bartender is leading the charge against my friend. I guess what happen was while the two bartenders were arguing, my friend who was finishing his drink said "You don't have to listen to that fat bitch" and I guess she heard him and charged him. From my understanding, she punched him and he pushed her away to get away from her. Well now EVERYBODY is outside and I'm standing there seperating this fat bitch and keeping her from charging. The other bartender is screaming at me to get him out of there.

 

So I quietly tell him to get into my car. He gets in my car, I back the fuck up and we take off without any of them following us or throwing anything at my car on the way out.

 

 

Good times.

[Jingus 0]

See, this is why you never go to a bar where the bartenders are also getting drunk.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

I'm disappointed. I thought there would be more violence in the story.

[Scroby 0]

Yeah, I know. I'm actually happy there wasn't much violence we were in a bad part of a city where a lot of shooting and violence happens...a lot.

[Matt Young 0]

See, this is why you never go to a bar where the bartenders are also getting drunk.

 

 

Unless they're gorgeous women, like at Angel's Roadhouse.

 

I guess this is what your MySpace bulletin was about, Toby. Shit, people got shot when there's bar drama down here.

 

[NoCalMike 0]

Bars are Great. The drinks may be overpriced, but if you stay there long enough the entertainment that usually ensues almost makes the prices worth it.

[randomguy 0]

One time I was at a bar/dance club and a friend of a friend who is kind of thug was trying to pick a fight with some other thug there. They started fighting and since my friend's friends were outnumbered I grabbed one of the opposing thugs and put him in a full nelson. It was pretty funny really, we knocked into a shelf against the wall and knocked over some drinks but mostly he just tired himself out until the bouncers got control and I let him go.

 

Of course a few hours later my friend's friends and those thugs went at it again and our guys got the shit beat out of them. Can't say I care though, they were dickheads looking for fight.

 

Still I'm pretty much the last person you would expect to be in a "bar fight."

[Ripper 0]

I was once at a pool hall and this guy came in with his pratically naked girlfriend. THere were a bunch of AFL football players there and some other big dudes. So after all those dudes blatantly check out Miss Hottie VonAssntits, some even giving the "Damn.." I glance back, notice she isn't that cute and continue playing.

 

So obviously dude is upset that everyone checked out his naked girlfriend but isn't exactly ready to get in the face...well..chest of a 6'8, 300lb lineman, decided that getting in the face of 5'6 me would be the best way to regain his manhood.

 

But all the huge guys saw exactly what he was doing trying to be Mr tough guy and were quick to take up for me(a plus of being short...big guys will take up for you). Which is good because me in a pool hall fight would be a extrodinarily violent and bloody thing because I fight as dirty as possible.

 

I think I told this story before....oh well.

 

I also almost got in a fight with this guy that was like 6'5 350. I wasn't exactly excited about the prospect of fighting this guy but I did figure it would probably be intersting, but since he was attempting to fight these two girls I came with, and my other friend was too busy dancing with this other girl we came with and not paying attention, I was gonna kinda have to. But once again, a pretty much the same size guy came to my defense.

 

I like being short sometimes.