Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 26, 2008 Report Posted January 26, 2008 Bring back Alice In Chains Chick. Yes.
Kristianna Posted January 26, 2008 Report Posted January 26, 2008 Kristianna's not to bad either, I think the fact that she rarely posts is part of why she's not annoying. Oh Luke-o... you're such a charmer.
Ginger Snaps Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 Ginger's biggest plus is the glasses thing. Yum. Really? I don't mind my glasses but I think I look better without them. I can't wear contacts though, so the glasses remain.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 You look like you can suck a dick good... Wanna put that theory to test?
The Flamboyance Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 She stalked Matt Young? Must be some transexual, butch, fat bitch. I know her a bit. Some crappy 16/17 year old. She lives a few miles away. I don't think shes a tranny, but she's definitely fat and annoying. I think my friend Pedro might like her, or at least used too, but he can do better. She's one of those chicks that has pretty decent myspace pics but ends up looking like shit IRL. Pal wanted to meet her and I tagged along for about 20 minutes as a favor to him because he's really bashful. I ended up bailing on them because I felt like a chaperone. Holy shit, huge waste of time. She reminded me of an Ewok, too.
Nighthawk Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Posted February 3, 2008 In that picture you bear a very strong resemblance to a friend of mine, Ginger, except she's black and has a mohawk. But your faces are very similar. This is what I always said about the attractiveness of girls: If they have good genes, they look fine in any context. Is Angelina Jolie the most beautiful "in the field with no makeup" (as Wycleff Jean said in People magazine)? No, she just looks like she always does. So glasses or no, if you aren't ugly, you aren't going to look ugly. Like me. Thank god I have a pretty face. It makes up for my chipped teeth. I'm pretty sure I could beat Ginger in a dick sucking contest, though.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 The Brotherhood approves of you having a black friend?
Lt. Al Giardello Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 I don't know why Ginger keeps ignoring me... I thought we had a thing... She even said I looked cute that picture of me when I was 14, standing by Andre The Giant.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 I want to take an ice pick to your brain, EHME.
Nighthawk Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Posted February 3, 2008 I'm afraid of Ginger getting too high profile. She seems to be well liked, but that was when she was just hanging around, not posting a bunch of pictures! If Ginger wants people to pay a lot of attention to her, that's ok. I want people to pay a lot of attention to me. I just wouldn't want her to feel uncomfortable.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 Do the glasses correct her lazy eye, or had I not previously noticed it?
Lt. Al Giardello Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 I want to take an ice pick to your brain, EHME. I dare you to fucking try it bitch.
Nighthawk Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Posted February 3, 2008 A black and a Jew? Let 'em destroy each other.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 I almost dated a jewish girl, but her parents didnt approve of the relationship.
Copper Feel Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 Ooooooh. RACE WAR! RACE WAR! I shall be here shouting "it's decided once and for all, whites win the race war" when it's all over.
Guest Blue Man Czech Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 I think I want to befriend Ginger Snaps, in AIM form, but the last time I IMed a girl and said "I AM THE CZECH REPUBLIC" it didn't work out too well.
Nighthawk Posted February 3, 2008 Author Report Posted February 3, 2008 Ironically, "I drink rat's milk." works wonders as an opening line. I've tried to catch her on there too, but we're on opposite coasts, you know.
Matt Young Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 Ginger Snaps seems like the kind of sweet, lovable, down-home girl that you could bring home to meet your mother, but she would also give you the wildest night of your life once you hit the sack later on.
Guest Blue Man Czech Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 Don't use "downhome" and "girl" next to each other here.
The Niggardly King Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 I think I want to befriend Ginger Snaps, in AIM form, but the last time I IMed a girl and said "I AM THE CZECH REPUBLIC" it didn't work out too well. great moment
godthedog Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 normally i'd agree that glasses make a girl more attractive, but i think in ginger's case they threaten to make her fall too much into the spectacled indie 'ghost world' girl look, when her face has a more unique look than that. incidentally, a sea captain's hat has a tendency to make a girl look much more sexy. she should try wearing that out one night, and peek out shyly from under it every once in a while.
TheFranchise Posted February 3, 2008 Report Posted February 3, 2008 There have been a few others. Indigo, welshjerichomark, TSA, Satanic Angel, that old girlfriend of Dames's, Anya, and a couple other anonymous ones who didn't advertise their gender and nobody ever really knew they were girls. Oh yeah, WJM was extemely kickass. . Definately. I met her in Wales five years ago, we met on this very board. Wish she posted here still.
Nighthawk Posted February 4, 2008 Author Report Posted February 4, 2008 You know what else makes a girl look hot? When she's naked, but covering herself up with giant fans.
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