King Kamala Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 Smues KKC: What was the give away for me? Random guess? Assuming the Dr in my name and hospital were related? I was kind of hoping the hospital and sob medical story would make people think it was Marvin. To be perfectly honest, it was just a wild guess. I was thisclose to guessing CanadianGuitarist.
Dandy Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 Employees at the local grocery store recognize me, and often laugh at me because I come in so often. If I were on Death Row, my last meal would just be a bunch of Cinabons. TaigaStar
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 Ok so it's been more than 12 hours and many guesses have been made with no success. The last poster was pujoljunkie. Congrats on being the first to stump the board. Sorry to hear about that arm wrestling match.
tekcop Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 You also seem to be more of the kid with the disease, not the one arm wrestling him. zing and stuff. This makes it even better.
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 Next poster please... 1. I was born and raised in California. 2. I was the Valedictorian of my graduating class in junior high and high school. I also received my Bachelor's degree is just three years. 3. I was a multi-sport athlete in high school and had an opportunity to play basketball at the collegiate level. 4. I lost my virginity to a 14-year-old girl. 5. I was kicked out my fraternity after one semester for unruly behavior and a questionable attitude.
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 I'll guess Cheech. Yeah, it's me. That didn't last long.
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 Next - My first car was a `93 Ford Mustang. - I've lived in 22 different residences in my life, including where I'm at now. - My favorite food is sushi. - One time, I went to 7-11 with my stingy friends to 7-11 who wouldn't spot me a buck, so I fed myself chili and cheese straight from the dispenser next to the nachos for a while. - In middle school, we all had to write some stupid essay for a $500 cash prize about world peace and how we think it could be achieved. I wrote a long diatribe instead about how I thought it could never be achieved, and how thinking it could is incredibly naive. I didn't win the prize, but I did get published in some essay collection. - I was always told to be a writer, but it is only one of the things I'm focused on.
tekcop Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 Rando? I doubt it, but I know I've heard that 7-11 story before.
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 VX Yes, it's VX. We're cooking now.
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 This one might stump a few... 1. I've masturbated in way more than four public places. 2. I've masturbated to fantasies about nearly every non-ugly person I've ever met. 3. I used to have facial piercings, but slowly got rid of them all. 4. I don't think my girlfriend will ever get over the fact that I've been with a guy. 5. I lost my front tooth while playing professional wrestling as a kid. The crown fell out two years ago and I haven't been able to afford a replacement yet. 6. This makes my lisp even worse than before. 7. My job lets me occasionally dress up in strange costumes and dance on the street corner. I get to be a jester Saturday!
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 tekcop Yes! Venkman's on fire.
Black Lushus Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 it's a chick...I swear I've read that "been witha guy" comment from one of the female posters, just can't think of who. EDIT: wow nevermind
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 Mystery poster #whatever: 1. I'm ambidextrous 2. I hate porn. 3. I've never been to a concert 4. I haven't been able to hold a job for longer than 3 months 5. Don't play musical instruments...never even tried, which is sad 6. Love mariachi music 7. Slept with a nightlight until I was 17...no shit. 8. I love to work on cars
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 I was surprised that King got me so fast. I thought most people viewed me as the baseball stat nerd from somewhere near Portland.
Dandy Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 Czech's a band nerd, dude. Yeah, I thought maybe he had never been to a concert and wanted to throw us off because we would have thought he had been to several.
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