I laid the smackdown on some ho last night...

[snuffbox 0]

Why do you try so hard on here, ehme?

[Gary Floyd 0]

I agree that internet messageboarding isn't indicative of parenting skills. I'm not the most liked poster here and my style might be questionable, but I leave that shit on the internet and I'm a great dad.

Because if you were a bad dad, you would admit to it... right?

 

Yes. Why not? In this freakshow where you have guys ripping off people on ebay, guys telling somebody that his girlfriend's baby isn't his, and so forth, wouldn't being a bad dad fit in TSM like a glove?

 

Fortunately though, that doesn't apply to me.

 

She isn't my girlfriend.

 

Actually it was a Deon/MVP reference. He tried to wreck a relationship by telling the dude that the baby wasn't his. Something like that.

 

Yeah, that was fucked up. Deon is a peice of shit for that.

Deon's a piece of shit for a lot of things.

 

It still amuses me for some reason that he bragged about it here, like he expected us to be impressed.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Here's a list of favor's I'm willing to do for you...

 

1. Kill you.

 

You come at the king, you best not miss...

 

2. Help Kevin Federline adopt your child.

 

Only if I can get some Brittney money.

 

3. Show you a mirror and the color white.

 

I'm biege...

 

Shutting up, definitely not on there. I'll take your stories as seriously as you present them. I stopped wondering if you were a joke after it became clear I was gonna laugh either way.

 

I think shutting up is a good option.

 

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

what happened to toning down your gimmick?

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I haven't called people fags on a consistent basis... And plus this isn't a gimmick, this actually happend.

[Slayer 0]

You come at the king, you best not miss...

LINE FROM POPULAR TV DRAMA

[Gary Floyd 0]

I haven't called people fags on a consistent basis... And plus this isn't a gimmick, this actually happend.

 

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Who said anything about internet tough guy? I'm a tough guy in real life! Plus I dropped the whole Internet Tough Guy gimmick awhile ago.

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

I think he's going for some "contradicting himself in a span of a sentence" gimmick now.

 

I've taken tougher shits.

[Copper Feel 0]

Slim Charles is wiping the floor with Battlenuts here.

[snuffbox 0]

One to watch.

[Firestarter 0]

Slim Charles is wiping the floor with Battlenuts here.

Somewhat astonishing, since his specialty seems to be hitting girls.

[Copper Feel 0]

You could certainly out battle beat him in a game of wits then.

[Firestarter 0]

I won't even attempt to parse that sentence. Restate, please.

[Guest Bullshiterica]

Kind of a Rip Van Marney phenomenon there. You're best just forgetting he said anything.

[snuffbox 0]

You'll have to excuse Walter Sicket. Earlier this year a few of our more special posters were deluded into thinking ehme (the guy that likes to beat women) was funny or something and he's still plugging along with that dumbass idea.

 

Excuse me- Penis Somethingorother, not Walter Sicket anymore.

[Copper Feel 0]

Oh, EHME is still pretty awful. Battlenuts is just sinking a little lower with his attempts to seriously debate him.

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

Debate? That's definitely the wrong word.

 

Do some clever editing and explain it was sarcastic. Or bring up something about dyslexia.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Marney's going to say "out battle beat" at work.

[The Niggardly King 0]

also, apparently I'll wind up being the Benoit of TSM

 

Oh shit... Will this be after Czech heart explodes in some hotel room, or when CWM OD's on some painkillers?

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

 

Knock 'em out tha box, Slim.

[Guest Vitamin X]

EHME v Battlenuts:

The Final Chapter.