Gary Floyd Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 I agree that internet messageboarding isn't indicative of parenting skills. I'm not the most liked poster here and my style might be questionable, but I leave that shit on the internet and I'm a great dad. Because if you were a bad dad, you would admit to it... right? Yes. Why not? In this freakshow where you have guys ripping off people on ebay, guys telling somebody that his girlfriend's baby isn't his, and so forth, wouldn't being a bad dad fit in TSM like a glove? Fortunately though, that doesn't apply to me. She isn't my girlfriend. Actually it was a Deon/MVP reference. He tried to wreck a relationship by telling the dude that the baby wasn't his. Something like that. Yeah, that was fucked up. Deon is a peice of shit for that. Deon's a piece of shit for a lot of things. It still amuses me for some reason that he bragged about it here, like he expected us to be impressed.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Posted March 30, 2008 Here's a list of favor's I'm willing to do for you... 1. Kill you. You come at the king, you best not miss... 2. Help Kevin Federline adopt your child. Only if I can get some Brittney money. 3. Show you a mirror and the color white. I'm biege... Shutting up, definitely not on there. I'll take your stories as seriously as you present them. I stopped wondering if you were a joke after it became clear I was gonna laugh either way. I think shutting up is a good option.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 what happened to toning down your gimmick?
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Posted March 30, 2008 I haven't called people fags on a consistent basis... And plus this isn't a gimmick, this actually happend.
Slayer Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 You come at the king, you best not miss... LINE FROM POPULAR TV DRAMA
Gary Floyd Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 I haven't called people fags on a consistent basis... And plus this isn't a gimmick, this actually happend.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Posted March 30, 2008 Who said anything about internet tough guy? I'm a tough guy in real life! Plus I dropped the whole Internet Tough Guy gimmick awhile ago.
Cowboy Battlenuts Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 I think he's going for some "contradicting himself in a span of a sentence" gimmick now. I've taken tougher shits.
Copper Feel Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 Slim Charles is wiping the floor with Battlenuts here.
Firestarter Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 Slim Charles is wiping the floor with Battlenuts here. Somewhat astonishing, since his specialty seems to be hitting girls.
Copper Feel Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 You could certainly out battle beat him in a game of wits then.
Firestarter Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 I won't even attempt to parse that sentence. Restate, please.
Guest Bullshiterica Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 Kind of a Rip Van Marney phenomenon there. You're best just forgetting he said anything.
snuffbox Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 You'll have to excuse Walter Sicket. Earlier this year a few of our more special posters were deluded into thinking ehme (the guy that likes to beat women) was funny or something and he's still plugging along with that dumbass idea. Excuse me- Penis Somethingorother, not Walter Sicket anymore.
Copper Feel Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 Oh, EHME is still pretty awful. Battlenuts is just sinking a little lower with his attempts to seriously debate him.
Cowboy Battlenuts Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Debate? That's definitely the wrong word. Do some clever editing and explain it was sarcastic. Or bring up something about dyslexia.
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Marney's going to say "out battle beat" at work.
The Niggardly King Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 also, apparently I'll wind up being the Benoit of TSM Oh shit... Will this be after Czech heart explodes in some hotel room, or when CWM OD's on some painkillers?
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 3, 2008 Report Posted April 3, 2008 EHME v Battlenuts: The Final Chapter.
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