What kinda weapons do you own?

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

I got super inspired by Sweeney Todd and bought some old-style razors.

 

Which would be scarier? Standard dude with a knife, or a guy with a razor? Cos with a razor, that means the guy has plans, ya know?

 

 

and Ripper. Your avatar is like a lava lamp. I can't stop staring.

 

Them titties is FAAAAAAAAANTastic.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

[Ripper 0]

I got super inspired by Sweeney Todd and bought some old-style razors.

 

Which would be scarier? Standard dude with a knife, or a guy with a razor? Cos with a razor, that means the guy has plans, ya know?

 

 

and Ripper. Your avatar is like a lava lamp. I can't stop staring.

 

Them titties is FAAAAAAAAANTastic.

 

 

I already had a collection of straight razors that I keep in a box like his. I wanted to break them out and sing to them after that movie.

 

And yes, everyonce in a while I find myself staring at my avatar again.

[Black Lushus 0]

Too bad Coral is going gay. Such a waste.

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

CORAL! THAT'S her name!

 

Shit, thank you. That was killing me.

[Ripper 0]

Too bad Coral is going gay. Such a waste.

 

The sextape will be better.

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

Is there a sextape?!

 

Don't lie to me! Don't lie!!

 

That would be amazing, though.

[Black Lushus 0]

No, I don't believe she has a sextape and that's debatable whether a lesbian one would be better...however, Rip, I believe you mentioned prefering lesbian porn over straight porn several times, so I can understand your bias...or am I incorrect with that thinking?

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

The only lesbian celeb sex tape I saw was Chyna's.

[Ripper 0]

No, I don't believe she has a sextape and that's debatable whether a lesbian one would be better...however, Rip, I believe you mentioned prefering lesbian porn over straight porn several times, so I can understand your bias...or am I incorrect with that thinking?

 

No I love straight porn. Straight mainstream, lesbian amatuer, home video types. Straight home videos tend to suck ass. While the Lesbian ones, they all seem to have the common sense to use a tripod.

 

Plus, if it was a dude, it would just be fucking and thats all well and good, but if it was lesbian, there would be a good 10 minutes of tit sucking involved and another 15 minutes of her being eaten out while playing with her own tits. And seeing as that would be the only reason to watch a sextape starring her, that would be preferable.

 

I have put way too much thought into this.

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

And thank God, you did, my friend...

 

 

Thank God, you did.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

One of my Filipino friends just flew back from and Philippines, and gave me a pair of black brass knuckles... That's my 2nd pair, it's pretty sweet.

[haws bah gawd 0]

Guns:

bolt-action .22 rifle

semi-automatic .22 rifle - both given to me by my Dad

Colt .45 revolver that I inherited from my Pop when he was killed in 1998.

 

Swords:

Witch King - for my inner Geek

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

I think I'm going to get another gun or two before Obama gets elected. I don't have anything in 9mm, but that's not really my bag. This mean little motherfucker looks kinda tempting.

 

http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/product...oducts_id/53546

 

Here's another one.

 

http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/product...oducts_id/14313

 

I wouldn't mind getting some big ostentatious hand-cannon, but that's no good to carry in the truck. At home, I'd reach for my shotgun every time, so I don't really want some Dirty Harry type shit. I want something that will liquefy a large portion of innards from inside ten yards and fit in my coat.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Swords:

Witch King - for my inner Geek

 

That's nice, how much?

[haws bah gawd 0]

Swords:

Witch King - for my inner Geek

 

That's nice, how much?

 

It was around $75-ish. Found it on clearance at some comic shop in Columbia, SC a few years ago. I was really surprised by the quality, but it's an officially-licensed replica. It's pretty sharp on the edges, ESPECIALLY the tip. Heavy as all Hell too. I had it displayed in the corner of my room for a while, but it's now mounted.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

I think I'm going to get another gun or two before Obama gets elected. I don't have anything in 9mm, but that's not really my bag. This mean little motherfucker looks kinda tempting.

 

http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/product...oducts_id/53546

 

Here's another one.

 

http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/product...oducts_id/14313

 

I wouldn't mind getting some big ostentatious hand-cannon, but that's no good to carry in the truck. At home, I'd reach for my shotgun every time, so I don't really want some Dirty Harry type shit. I want something that will liquefy a large portion of innards from inside ten yards and fit in my coat.

 

 

The .44 Special Bulldog Pug is fucking awesome. http://www.gunblast.com/Bulldog_Pug.htm

 

A Desert Eagle http://www.deserteaglepro.com/ would also be good for what you described, but the Bulldog sounds like a better fit for what you're looking for.