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Bah, I was hoping to get Strahan, but as soon as I saw he reitred yesterday, I knew no one was going to forget about him. Nice timing, Michael. I'll go back to offense for a round then.

 

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Marcus Allen - RB

 

6x Pro Bowl

5x All Pro

1982 O. RotY

1985 NFL MVP (1759 rushing yds, 110 yds/game, 2314 yds from scrimmage)

1993 Comeback player of the year

2003 Pro Football Hall of Fame

SB 18 MVP (191 rushing yards, 1 TD, 2nd longest run in SB history)

12,000+ career rushing yds, 123 rushing TDs

4.1 yd/carry career avg

587 career receptions, 21 receiving TDs

 

With Tom Brady at QB, I need a running back that can handle a pass in addition to running effectively. I knew I should've taken Faulk in the second round, since he was the best dual rush/receiving threat ever, but I'll "settle" for Allen and all his credentials listed above. For the record, don't google search images of "Marcus Allen" with safe search off.

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LB Ted "The Mad Stork" Hendricks

Career Highlights and Awards

* 8x Pro Bowl selection (1971, 1972, 1973, 1975, 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983)

* 11x All-Pro selection (1971, 1972, 1973, 1974, 1976, 1977, 1978, 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983)

* NFL 75th Anniversary All-Time Team

* NFL 1970s All-Decade Team

 

One of the few great linebackers left in this draft (I was all set to take Mike Singletary before noticing he had already been taken), Hendricks was a huge if lanky dude (6'7", 220 lbs.), he made a significant impact on every team he played for, instantly upgrading any defense he started playing on. He started with the Colts and had one season with the Packers, before beginning his most well known tenure with the Raiders. He also holds the record for most safeties by an individual player in his career (tied with Doug English of the Lions), proving the dude was a playmaker. Due to being so huge and athletic, he was incredibly difficult to pass against, and is also the career leader of blocked FG's, with 25 over the course of his career. He also played in 215 straight regular season games, making him quite durable as well.

 

Between Hendricks and Woodson playing on my defense, it's a fucking turnover machine.

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Broward takes

 

DE - Dexter "Secretary of Defense" Manley

 

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97.5 career sacks

2 Pro Bowls

1 All-Pro

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Manley is a bit of a reach in my opinion, but with the way people have been drafting, I think you really can't assume who will be there 20 some spots from now.

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Joe Schmidt

 

10 Pro Bowls

10 All Pros

2 Time NFL Champion

1960 Co-MVP

 

I need a bad ass linebacker, and this guy fits the bill.

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I'm pretty comfortable with this selection, especially after reading some things his peers said about him.

 

Here's one I pulled off of wikipedia...

 

"My sophomore year, we were in Tallahassee and I ran a reverse very early in the game, and I remember being nailed by Jack Youngblood. I remember watching the ball being pitched to me and thinking, when the ball was about halfway, that it was kind of race to see whether he was going to get to the ball first or me. He was foaming at the mouth. I still have nightmares from the hit he gave me."

 

Florida State WR Barry Smith

 

Obviously, I'm picking Jack Youngblood to anchor my defensive line. He played through the 79-80 playoffs with a broken fibula. A BROKEN FUCKING FIBULA. Then a few years later, with a ruptured disk in his back. A real man's man.

 

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* 7x Pro Bowl selection (1973, 1974, 1975, 1976, 1977, 1978, 1979)

* 9x All-Pro selection (1973, 1974, 1975, 1976, 1977, 1978, 1979, 1980, 1984)

* 9x All-NFC (1973, 1974, 1975, 1976, 1977, 1978, 1979, 1980, 1984)

* 1975 NFL Defensive Lineman of the Year

* 1975 NFC Defensive Player of the Year

* 1976 NFC Defensive Player of the Year

* 3x Rams MVP (1975, 1976, 1979)

* NFL 1970s All-Decade Team

* 1970 All-American

* St. Louis Rams Ring of Fame

* St. Louis Rams #85 retired

* Gator Football Ring of Honor

* 201 Consecutive Games Played

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I don't know how he's still here, but I won't question it...

 

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Bart Starr, QB

 

4x Pro Bowl selection (1960, 1961, 1962, 1966)

4x All-Pro selection (1961, 1962, 1964, 1966)

3x NFL champion (1961, 1962, 1965)

2x Super Bowl champion (I, II)

2x Super Bowl MVP (I, II)

1966 NFL MVP

1966 UPI NFL MVP

NFL 1960s All-Decade Team

5x NFL passer rating leader

All-time playoff passer rating leader (104.8)

 

Plus, he won the f'n Ice Bowl. That's good enough for me.

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To continue my offensive focus, I needed a receiver to line up opposite Don Hutson, for Dan Marino to look for. Who better than maybe the #2 receiver in Rice's era? With that said-

 

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Steve Largent, WR

 

3 time All Pro

7 time Pro Bowler

Caught a pass in 177 straight games

50+ receptions each season for 10 years

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Wonderfully underrated. Swell pick.

 

"Underrated? The guy's a pro-bowler seven times over."

 

Let me explain that statement:

 

Does it occur to anyone else that WR isn't very often a historically compared position? With QBs, there's always comparisons and all heaps of discussion about who's the best ever. With WR, it's Rice and a bunch of other guys. No one ever thinks "Boy, this guy reminds me a lot of Steve Largent!"

 

Either way, on the opposite side of Hutson, that's the best tandem yet that will get smothered and picked apart by my secondary.

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Willie Roaf, Tackle

New Orleans Saints 1993-2001

Kansas City Chiefs 2002-2005

 

11-time Pro Bowler

3-time 1st Team All-Pro

6-time 2nd Team All-Pro

1990s All-Decade Team

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Hey, sometimes you need yourself some motherfuckers like Manley. Motherfuckers who do a lot of coke.

 

Plus.

 

PICK TIME LIMIT IS 8 HOURS. IF YOU'VE BEEN WAITING 8 HOURS, AND THE GUY BEFORE YOU HASN'T PICKED, MAKE YOUR PICK

 

If you think you'll be gone for your pick, PM it to me, or to someone else in the draft, or to someone else entirely.

 

 

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Willie Roaf, Tackle

New Orleans Saints 1993-2001

Kansas City Chiefs 2002-2005

 

11-time Pro Bowler

3-time 1st Team All-Pro

6-time 2nd Team All-Pro

1990s All-Decade Team

 

YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!! I thought for sure he was going to drop to me, he is easily one of the best offensive linemen I've ever seen play the game.

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Didn't Canadian Brandon miss another round or two also? That would send Peyton Manning back into the pool..

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I think he means the limit. If he has, I'd give him one more round just to give him a shot, but he shouldn't be missing this many rounds.

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I was hoping I would be able to make my picks tonight... But if Gert T doesn't come online anytime soon, it looks like I'm going to have to wait until after fucking work tomorrow.

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Ok. My turn.

 

It is often said that most important position on a team is the left tackle position, and after losing out on Jack Youngblood I'm going after a need here. He's starting to slow down a bit with age, but at his peak he was arguably the best player in the NFL and perhaps the biggest part of Seattle's success this decade, including a record setting season by Shaun Alexander in 2005.

 

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LT Walter Jones

 

Career highlights and awards

 

* 8x Pro Bowl selection (1999, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007)

* 7x All-Pro selection (2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007)

* Tuesday Morning Quarterback Non-QB Non-RB NFL MVP Award (2005)

 

I have to go to bed now since I'm getting up at 6, so I will make my next pick tomorrow morning if it is my turn.

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With my 4th Round selection, Gert's Team selects:

 

 

 

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Jackie Slater/RT/Rams of Multiple Cities

 

7 time All-Pro

75th Anniversary Team

20 year Vet

 

 

Pretty much the greatest RT in NFL history. While RT is not as sexy as LT, the top ones are gone, so I may as well get the best on the other side.

 

 

 

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Sorry about missing this round guys. No one PMed me. With my next pick I am getting one of the most underrated backers of all time.

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Junior Seau. OLB

* 7x AP All-Pro

* 12x Pro Bowl selection (1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002)

* NFL 1990s All-Decade Team

 

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Sorry about missing this round guys. No one PMed me.

Sorry I made my pick while at work and forgot to send a PM.

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