PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2008 Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2008 I like to be with someone I can talk to, who I can be with, and feel that I can tell them anything. I like the outdoors. I like going to parks, the zoo, and I love nature. I find it very relaxing. I\'m looking for a Lady who would want to be together, and just be herself. I live by myself, and I would like someone to fill that ache in my soul. Looks aren\'t important to me. How a person is inside is what matters. I would like to be with a Lady I could shower with affection. I have also recently reconnected my with my personal relationship with God, so it would be important for me to have someone who understands or shares my faith. is fucking sad, man. Imagine him sitting there typing all that out and then just letting out a giant sigh while he stares longingly at his half-full shelf of anime DVDs. Reading that is like seeing a dog that's been left out in the rain or some shit. Ughh/ Yeah. I kinda feel the same way on a lot of that stuff (not including the close personal relationships with Mother Nature and Father Jehova) but you just don't say that shit out loud, especially if you're trying to attract someone. Hey, wait one damn minute. I just realized that I live in the same state with the little bastard. Not like it matters ALL that much, since Texas is like the size of the moon and El Paso is about a week's drive from here, but still... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2008 I like to be with someone I can talk to, who I can be with, and feel that I can tell them anything. I like the outdoors. I like going to parks, the zoo, and I love nature. I find it very relaxing. I\'m looking for a Lady who would want to be together, and just be herself. I live by myself, and I would like someone to fill that ache in my soul. Looks aren\'t important to me. How a person is inside is what matters. I would like to be with a Lady I could shower with affection. I have also recently reconnected my with my personal relationship with God, so it would be important for me to have someone who understands or shares my faith. is fucking sad, man. Imagine him sitting there typing all that out and then just letting out a giant sigh while he stares longingly at his half-full shelf of anime DVDs. Reading that is like seeing a dog that's been left out in the rain or some shit. Ughh/ Yeah. I kinda feel the same way on a lot of that stuff (not including the close personal relationships with Mother Nature and Father Jehova) but you just don't say that shit out loud, especially if you're trying to attract someone. Hey, wait one damn minute. I just realized that I live in the same state with the little bastard. Not like it matters ALL that much, since Texas is like the size of the moon and El Paso is about a week's drive from here, but still... The thing is, CronoT's life is a tragicomedy really. He's pathetic, and you laugh at him because of this, but I actually kinda feel bad for him here. Plus, how many hardcore anime fans aren't virgins? Yeah, I thought so. The closest we have to CronoT right now is Deon, and even then they are way too diferent, as you can have at least a little sympathy for CronoT here, while Deon is just a worthless piece of shit who deserves all of the bad things that happen to him. At least he's real, unlike wildpegasus, who took his gimmick into overdrive and drove people crazy via exaggerations and whatnot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luke-o 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2008 I like going to parks, the zoo, and I love nature. What a gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted July 4, 2008 Crono should have stressed his workout regimen of pushing the carts in the Walmart parking lot. The dedication to his physique could open him up to a myriad of other women on that dating site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted July 6, 2008 I live by myself, and I would like someone to fill that ache in my soul. this. Can be filled.. with this! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketamine Disaster 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2008 I like to be with someone I can talk to, who I can be with, and feel that I can tell them anything. I like the outdoors. I like going to parks, the zoo, and I love nature. I find it very relaxing. I\'m looking for a Lady who would want to be together, and just be herself. I live by myself, and I would like someone to fill that ache in my soul. Looks aren\'t important to me. How a person is inside is what matters. I would like to be with a Lady I could shower with affection. I have also recently reconnected my with my personal relationship with God, so it would be important for me to have someone who understands or shares my faith. is fucking sad, man. Imagine him sitting there typing all that out and then just letting out a giant sigh while he stares longingly at his half-full shelf of anime DVDs. Reading that is like seeing a dog that's been left out in the rain or some shit. Ughh/ Yeah. I kinda feel the same way on a lot of that stuff (not including the close personal relationships with Mother Nature and Father Jehova) but you just don't say that shit out loud, especially if you're trying to attract someone. Hey, wait one damn minute. I just realized that I live in the same state with the little bastard. Not like it matters ALL that much, since Texas is like the size of the moon and El Paso is about a week's drive from here, but still... You should go fuck him, then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2008 clearly someone does not understand the implications of Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketamine Disaster 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2008 You're gonna break into his house and rape him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2008 Of course. How else does jingus gets his surprise sex on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2008 OKCupid has gotten me laid. I'm not going to hate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2008 Nobody's hating on the fact that he's using the site. I use pretty much every dating site there is. It's the fact that it's him that's the problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketamine Disaster 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2008 Yeah, using a dating site doesn't mean you're a loser. Being a loser means you're a loser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted July 8, 2008 Speaking of dating sites, I recently swapped out my plentyoffish account for one seeking men, and like three quarters of the matches it gives me are guys with pompadours. Meaning? I need a pompadour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted July 8, 2008 On the other hand, maybe you match with so many men with pompadours because pompadour-sporting men are seeking those who don't. You gotta want to stroke that thing, not compare sizes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
