Mom sucks baby's wee wee

[Ravenbomb]

I don't argue with women a lot, but I still win. None of that "make them feel like shit" or "make her believe she's wrong" jarble. Just confuse the hell out of them.

 

 

And I can't really think of a time I've thought any women were funny since the 1930's.

[Maztinho]

I knew one girl who would make me laugh on a consistent basis, but she was more in a comic duo with a coworker as the "straight man." She'd play off his antics, and cut him to the quick with a witty zinger more often than not. She's rare though, like Dave was saying earlier, she was being one of the boys which is what made it work.

 

I usually date girls that are smarter than I am, at least more driven academically than I am. The only time I dated someone who I actually saw as dumber than me I was miserable once I realized just how dumb she really, truly was. Also once I went over to her apartment at 5 pm and she hadn't bathed yet. I mean I'm not a hygiene freak, but I mean that's just... ew.

[The Niggardly King]

Asian feminist? That's like Christians Against Christ.

 

But hey, I'm just saying if you want to be psychologically manipulative, play to what society has already given you. You can do it with men too. And frankly, if a woman is the kind of woman who won't listen to reason, she also thinks about nothing but makeup and stickers and ponies and myspace.com, and wants to forget all her troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream. Those women are less than human. You cum in them, then you crumple them up and throw them in the garbage. You've done the world a favor.

 

Fuck yeah, respeck knux all day on this one, dawg.

[TheFranchise]

Whoah, now let's not say something we'll regret.. No need to bring myspace.com into this.

 

Or is it all about the facebook now?

[Enigma]

Lisa Lampanelli ...funny.

No

 

No

 

Just... no

 

HEY I'M FAT WHITE AND SUCK A LOTTA BLACK DICK, WHERE'S THE WETBACK AND DEM FAGS AT??!!

 

You mean... that this, sir... is not comedy in your opinion?

 

You leave Carlos Mencia out of this discussion.