Hogan Made Wrestling Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 Okay...I couldn't resist... SuperJerk for the win!
Lord of The Curry Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 Man does Obama look evil in that .gif
Gary Floyd Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 "And, uh... WHOA, MICHELLE'S GOT ASS!" And with that, McCain experienced his first erection in years.
JaMarcus Russell's #1 Caucasian Fan Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 Senator McCain is preparing to tell Senator Obama how his ass tastes.
SuperJerk Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 Looks like there's something wrong with McCain's Joe the Plumbing.
SuperJerk Posted October 18, 2008 Report Posted October 18, 2008 Mitt Romney reveals the 2 things he was lacking to become McCain's running mate.
Red Baron Posted October 18, 2008 Report Posted October 18, 2008 "And thats the way Joseph Smith foretold us."
Guest Vitamin X Posted October 19, 2008 Report Posted October 19, 2008 My 3rd wife is pretty flat, but my 6th wife has tits like THIS.
Gary Floyd Posted October 19, 2008 Report Posted October 19, 2008 "Even white boys got to shout, baby got back!"
Vampiro69 Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 "You can see Russia from over here, and from all the way over there!"
Maztinho Posted October 23, 2008 Report Posted October 23, 2008 So as not to detract from the serious discussion in the Campaign thread, here's something someone copy and pasted from elsewhere on the interwebs at another board I frequent. ************************************************ Adventuring Party Politics: The Campaign is Getting Ugly GM: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do? OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it. MCCAIN: OK, seriously. Why does he have so many henchmen? I'm a level 72 ranger and he's only a level 8 paladin. OBAMA: Well, if you'd bought the Grassroots Organizing and Oratory/Colgate Smile proficiencies you could min max it so that you... MCCAIN: Why is he even IN this campaign? I thought this was supposed to be a high level party. OBAMA: Well, maybe some people got tired of the grim and squinty "Matterhorn, son of Marathon" shtick you keep doing. Dude, could you be any less original? MCCAIN: Oh my god, I did not leave my left nut in a tiger cage in the Tomb of Horrors to spend my Friday nights mopping up after the new kid. OBAMA: "My friends, I am a totally unoriginal grizzled character class stereotype. I should lead the party because I have more testicular damage than that one." MCCAIN: Yeah, well, you pal around with dark elves. OBAMA: OH NO YOU DIDN'T. MCCAIN: Whatever, so's your mom. OBAMA: So's your FACE. MCCAIN: So's your Mom's face! HILARY: WTF you guys. Why am I playing the cleric? MCCAIN: Hilary, we've been over this. HILARY: No, dude. I am so sick of being the girlfriend healer. Seriously, I can't even use a sword. Fuck this noise. KUCINICH: IM A BARD OBAMA: That's nice. KUCINICH: MY FAMILIAR IS A PURPLE SNOW LEOPARD MCCAIN: Oh, Jesus. Here we go. KUCINICH: DID I MENTION MY WIFE IS A TOTALLY BANGIN DRYAD WITH 20 CHARISMA HILARY: C'mon you guys, I've been playing this shit since Gygax was in eighth grade. Why can't I be the party leader with the magic sword for once? MCCAIN: Because no one wants to see you in a bronze bra. OBAMA: Oh dude, BURRRRRNNNN. HILARY: SCREW YOU, Grandpa. I will so kick your ass. MCCAIN: Yeah? Bring it! I didn't spend 3 years in the Abyss with Githzerai hooking my nads up to a car battery to get beat by some Wellesley girl. HILARY: WHATEVER, you can't even lift your arms over your head. RON PAUL: I brought my Planescape character! OBAMA: Dude, we're playing Forgotten Realms. RON PAUL: I rift in from Sigil! I'm a Chaotic Neutral Tiefling Barbarian/Monk/Rogue! MCCAIN: DUDE, that is not even LEGAL. RON PAUL: Ronpaul the Barbarian say: suck it! Guns and abortions and weed for everyone! WHEEE! PALIN: Hi folks! Sorry I'm late! I brought caribou burgers. HILARY: Who the HELL is this? MCCAIN: It's cool, she's with me. HILARY: No! No, it's not cool! Every time you bring one of your rodeo-queen girlfriends in here she ends up playing some succubus infiltrator and killing the whole party! MCCAIN: Now, that is patently untrue. BIDEN: He has a point. Cindy turned out to be a vampire. MCCAIN: DUDE. SHUT UP. GM: You guys, seriously, if you don't knock it off with the bickering I'm going to start docking XP. MCCAIN: You know what? Fuck it. I'm suspending the campaign. GM: You can't do that! Only I can suspend the campaign! I didn't suspend it for the 1988 Mountain Dew shortage and I'm not going to suspend it now. KUCINICH: YOU GUYS I AM TOTALLY CASTING A CANTRIP MCCAIN: Oh my god, Dennis, shut up, you don't even count. KUCINICH: YOU GUYS ARE DICKS BIDEN: Where are the Cheetos? RON PAUL: Wait. What happen to tiny Mormon Man? GM: You find Mitt's lifeless, drained corpse has been stuffed in the broom closet. HILARY: Oh, God DAMMIT. MCAIN: Not ok! NOT OK! OBAMA: What, I didn't even get a detect evil roll for that one? HILARY: I TOLD you she was a succubus, but did anyone listen? Oohhhhh no, Hilary's just jealous of the beauty queen. RON PAUL: Pretty Lady screw Mitt lifeless. Ronpaul SMASH!! MCCAIN: Would you please go light up a spliff and stay out of this? The grown ups are talking. RON PAUL: Why pretty lady suck life out of Mitt and not Ronpaul? Not fair! HILARY: I mean, never mind that I'm the one with 17 Wisdom, but does anyone listen to the girl? Noooooo. RON PAUL: Also Mitt have stupid name. Who name kid after baseball equipment? KUCINICH: HAY YOU GUYS CHECK OUT MY HEAD OF VECNA TRICK HILARY: This never would have happened when Tim Russert was our GM. GM: You know what? Forget it. Rocks fall, everyone dies. OBAMA: Screw you guys. I'm going to go play Bunnies and Burrows at Jon Stewart's house. HILARY: Me too. MCCAIN: Me too. KUCINICH: GAZEBO!
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted October 24, 2008 Report Posted October 24, 2008 "Sure, while technically speaking, I might be "trailing" in the polls..."
Hogan Made Wrestling Posted October 27, 2008 Report Posted October 27, 2008 You'll make a fine suicide bomber one day, son. Just remember to practice your terrorist fist-jab.
SuperJerk Posted October 27, 2008 Report Posted October 27, 2008 Contrary to concerns he had at first, Barack Obama felt his first meeting with former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich went well. The two became fast friends, though Obama was surprised because the former speaker always looked so much taller on television.
Maztinho Posted October 28, 2008 Report Posted October 28, 2008 Jerk made me spit cereal with that one.
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