The Simpsons Character Draft

[DrVenkman PhD]

Cowboy is OTC! Brooklyn Zoo, come on down.

[Brett Favre]

 

Neil Patrick Harris as Bart Simpson.

 

Tony: Bart, I'm scared. Let's get out of here.

Bart: Shut up! Where do you want it, Skinner?

Skinner: *spits on him*

Bart: Not smart. *pumps him full of lead*

 

[Youth N Asia]

oh shit

[BlackFlagg]

balls, that's one I didn't think anyone would think of

[Jaxxson Mayhem]

Does Homer's brain count as a separate character?

[CanadianGuitarist]

No.

[Jaxxson Mayhem]

 

 

Colonel Klink

 

 

Homer's conscious.

[DrVenkman PhD]

I have to think about this. Do I want to use one shot joke character Little Moe Simpson ("why does everybody keep callin me that?")... no. Surprise Pick 10 Bender is out as well. I was going to pick Lindsay Neagle but it seems "the internets" can't agree how to spell her name, they all hate her, and all I could come up with "Zing, Zork, Kapowza!". Maybe I was confusing her with the female that talks about the directors cut of Booty Call in the Mel Gibson episode.

 

 

Alec Bladwin is no Ron Howard, however... "It *is* personal! He's got our underpants!"

 

[CanadianGuitarist]

Do I want to use one shot joke character Little Moe Simpson

 

Ya wanna stop callin' me Mr. Moe? Edit: I know it's not the same reference as what you were going for, but that's one of my favourite Moe lines ever.

 

I'm on a bender in about two hours, interrupted by a brief sleep spell, followed by early work and a football marathon (I have a good feeling about tomorrow and gambling). Venk and Al are on duty until sometime around 730pm, but I can probably sneak in an update between work and football.

[DrVenkman PhD]

I have no powers here, sadly.

[CanadianGuitarist]

Damn. Disregard. Hey, notice my integrity in not editing out my mistake this time!

[Youth N Asia]

4 Sideshows have been picked in this draft now

[Nighthawk]

 

Derek Smalls... and now I have all of Spinal Tap.

 

And my final pick... Mattdotcom can have Seymour Skinner, I shall take:

 

 

Armin Tamzarian

[CanadianGuitarist]

 

Armin Tamzarian

 

Disqualified, as things were decreed to be as they were at the end of that episode, under penalty of torture. Pick again, Milky.

[Youth N Asia]

No dice, Nighthawk

[Nighthawk]

To hell with that, I'm not picking again.

[Nighthawk]

No, wait, I thought of a good one:

 

 

Peter Griffin

[DrVenkman PhD]

It was a toss up between Betty White complaining about thieves - people who watch PBS for free - making her so angry ("You know who you are!") or this man complaining about 3 prawns not equalling a galaxy:

 

 

President Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

I was elected to lead, not to read!

 

(My line for Gary Coleman was "Yes sir Mr. President!", giving me the idea to change it up).

[CanadianGuitarist]

I don't remember either of the last two picks appearing (not that I'm suggesting any goings-on). Brooklyn Zoo, you're up again.

[Nighthawk]

Peter Griffin appeared as a Homer clone in the Send in the Clones Halloween segment, and again (in portrait form, along with Stan Smith), in The Italian Bob... both sight gags, both big laughs.

 

President Schwarzenegger was from the movie...

[Youth N Asia]

I have 5 picks left that I could be happy taking any one of them

[DrVenkman PhD]

Peter Griffin was also a possible pick of mine after I lost Bender.

[King Kamala]

Now that Venkman mentions it, I'm glad Lindsay Nagle hasn't been picked yet. One of the few Simpsons characters I actively dislike. Another one is Helen Lovejoy. I guess I'm spoiling since I don't think either have been picked but dammit I don't care!

[Youth N Asia]

Yeah, I understand that Patty and Selma are major characters, but the fact that they've never made me laugh meant I couldn't take them

[TheFranchise]

No, wait, I thought of a good one:

 

 

Peter Griffin

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[CanadianGuitarist]

Board's updated - I'm offline for about 24 hours, but business as usual while I'm gone.

[Brett Favre]

 

Baron von Wortzenberger

 

Baron von Wotzenberger: Ja, ja, ja, mach schnell mit der art things, huh? I must get back to Dancecentrum in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk. Hey, und dummkopf! Watch out for the CD changer in my trunk eh? Idiot.

[Jaxxson Mayhem]

 

 

 

Fidel Castro

 

 

 

Fidel Castro: Comrads, our nation is completely bankrupt! We have no choice but to abandon communism!

Castro's Aide #1, Castro's Associates: [sigh]

Fidel Castro: I know, I know, I know... but we all knew from day one this mumbo jumbo wouldn't fly! I'll call Washington and tell them they won.

Castro's Aide #1: But presidente, America tried to kill you!

Fidel Castro: Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco!

[Aide #2 whispers something into his ear]

Fidel Castro: It's full of what?

 

 

 

*Burns hands Castro $1 trillion bill*

Monty Burns: Now give it back.

Fidel Castro: Give what back?

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski]

I had few characters to choose and I chose Ozmodiar, a talking green alien that only Homer can see.

[Mecha Mummy]

Now that Venkman mentions it, I'm glad Lindsay Nagle hasn't been picked yet. One of the few Simpsons characters I actively dislike. Another one is Helen Lovejoy. I guess I'm spoiling since I don't think either have been picked but dammit I don't care!

 

I wouldn't mind Helen Lovejoy getting drafted, but Jesus Christ, yes, I'm glad nobody's drafted Lindsey Naegle too. What a boring, boring stock character.