A thread for me - ME! - to ask Milky a bunch of questions

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If you're ok with it that is!!!

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Other posters can too, as long as he will allow it. Milky is my favourite poster, that's why this thread exists. There's so many things I want to ask him, and I'm sure many of my fellow faceless posters feel the same. I think this is more interesting than a simple "Ask Milky" thread, mainly because it was started by a poster who is not Milky.

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Also this thread I'm posting in right now is the the thread for me to ask the questions, if that wasn't clear. Maybe this can progress in to me asking all my favourite posters a bunch of questions. Incandenza, Giuseppe Zangara, IDRM, etc.

[Scroby 0]

Ever see the "edit" button before?

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Yo Milky, what's up?

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Hey Milky, what do you think about these attacks in India?

[BX 0]

Milky, what is your biggest regret in life, so far?

[Slayer 0]

Dark Age : Milk :: VanHalen : me

[Nighthawk 0]

If you're ok with it that is!!!

 

Sure.

 

Yo Milky, what's up?

 

I've just finished moving (still in the Bay Area, just across town a bit). I got my deposit back, but man... was it a bitch to clean my bathroom.

 

That's A) why it's better to rent from an individual than a company. Otherwise I never would have gotten that money back. And B) A lesson to the bachelors among you. Keep on top of your bathroom upkeep, or it will come back to haunt you.

 

Hey Milky, what do you think about these attacks in India?

 

Fuck 'em.

 

Milky, what is your biggest regret in life, so far?

 

Tough to say. In the past, I probably would have said not applying myself in school/doing drugs and so forth, but I really think that worked out better for me in the end. I'm pretty happy with myself right now, and it's all been very tenuous, getting here. Even the slightest change could have skewed my entire future.

Well... I'm going to continue to need a lot of dental work. I suppose I should have watched after that better when I was younger. I guess that's probably it. Not much else to regret.

 

 

[Smartly Pretty 0]

Who was more attractive: the hottest girl you've ever had sex with, or the hottest guy. (you've had sex with a guy right? I know you've blown guys. Include guys you've blown if that makes it easier).

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Who was more attractive: the hottest girl you've ever had sex with, or the hottest guy. (you've had sex with a guy right? I know you've blown guys. Include guys you've blown if that makes it easier).

 

Oh, definitely girl. While still identifying as a bisexual, I'm more attracted to women. And there's been more of them, so it's not really an even playing field. Lots of different types of girls. Guys? Sure, a couple of them have been good looking in a cute, boy next door sort of way, but I wouldn't call any of them "hot". I don't really think of guys as "hot", although I can do anything to/with them. The one guy I dated for any amount of time looked like a half Chinese version of Matt Young, if that gives you any indication.

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Milky, are you really racist?

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Milky, are you really racist?

 

Not at all. I will admit, however, that I could see how some might think I were, under certain circumstances. Sometimes I'll say something that sounds racist because I'm pointing out how ridiculous it is.

[i'll do this with lots of scenarios; say the absolute last thing anyone wants to hear. ie; "Say, So and So was supposed to be here 20 minutes ago. I hope nothing happened." "Probably got hit by a drunk driver and died. Happens every day, you know."

 

It basically makes someone laugh and say "Of course not!" But sometimes I overlook that genuine racism still exists. It's just so far removed from my mindset, I can't even really understand it.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

Haven't we done this thread before?

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Are you really a pedo?

[Nighthawk 0]

Haven't we done this thread before?

 

Yeah, but this time it wasn't initiated by me. If they want to ask, I'll answer.

 

Are you really a pedo?

 

No. I have no compulsions. Ephebophile, yes, but as I've said before, once they reach sexual maturity, I am biologically obligated to find them attractive. No harm in that.

 

As far as outright pedo... nah. I mean, sure, I can entertain some pretty dark shit within the sicker corners of my mind, but what happens in the sicker corners of my mind, stays in the sicker corners of my mind. Because after all, in the realm of fantasy, there is no right and wrong.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

Have you ever contemplated suicide?

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

Are you still a "cutter"? If so what does the gf think of this?

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Have you ever contemplated suicide?

 

No, not really. I've definitely been suicidal, in the context of not caring whether I lived or died, but I never actively wanted to die. I've thought a lot about suicide, mine and others, but only in an abstract way. I'd have preferred martyrdom, or if things got so bad that I just said fuck it, my version of suicide would have just been to start killing people. Be shut off from the world. stay in a little room forever, or else get executed. It all amounts to the same.

 

But in short, I've always been one for cheap thrills over apathetic despair.

 

Are you still a "cutter"? If so what does the gf think of this?

 

No, I haven't done that for a while. My cutting was interesting in that in was a result of multiple factors. The usual emotional emptiness, sure, but there was also outright masochism, and of course my trademark nihilism. I've channeled a lot of it into kinky sex (I used to be almost always dominant, but I'm now a half step above complete submissive. It's much more enjoyable) and body modification.

The gf does know of my history with it (I couldn't very well hide it from her, what with the scars). She's interested, empathetic and supportive. She's a good woman. She and I are a lot alike, by which I don't mean she is/was a cutter, but she and I understand each other very well.

 

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But sometimes I overlook that genuine racism still exists. It's just so far removed from my mindset, I can't even really understand it.

 

I'm the same way. I say nigger sometimes, and my friends will get all upset because it's an offensive word, but I don't take it as such.

 

Or say something like, "man I wish those people would go back to China", when I'm waiting in a line full of asians.

 

Or when I'm with a gay friend, I like to tell him that God hates fags and he's going to hell. I think sometimes he feels like I really dislike homosexuality, but it's actually the opposite.

 

I'm just so far from being descriminatory in any way and I can't understand how anyone actually is.

 

Since this thread is about asking you questions, I better ask one... If there was a homeless guy you didn't really know who wanted to crash on your coutch for a few weeks would you let him? It is always good to know where I can have potential couches if I find myself homeless.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

If I came down to the Bay Area, would you hook me up with some hot hispanic bitches? No trannys either...

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But sometimes I overlook that genuine racism still exists. It's just so far removed from my mindset, I can't even really understand it.

I think sometimes he feels like I really dislike homosexuality, but it's actually the opposite.

 

You really love homosexuality?

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Yeah, I think it's great.

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If there was a homeless guy you didn't really know who wanted to crash on your coutch for a few weeks would you let him?

 

Well, since you're talking about yourself, I'd be fine with it. I know you in an abstract enough way. I live with a girl now, though, so I'd have to ask. She's not unreasonable, though. She said that were we to marry, EL BRUJO would be invited to the wedding.

 

If I came down to the Bay Area, would you hook me up with some hot hispanic bitches? No trannys either...

 

I could try. I think that particular request would be one of the easiest to grant, as the east bay is full of hot hispanic bitches, and you seem like the kind of guy they like. I have some connections.

 

 

[The Niggardly King 0]

what the fuck will we do when we finally meet?

 

is this the best relationship you've been apart of?

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what the fuck will we do when we finally meet?

 

Have a drink perhaps, although I can't get shitfaced anymore. Just a casual drink. We could go to an open mic, rant and rave. See a comedy show, we like the same comedians.

I was actually in LA over thanksgiving, but I had zero free time, and it was the holiday and all, otherwise I might have tried to make some tsm connections. I'll be back, though.

 

is this the best relationship you've been apart of?

 

What, me and tsm? Me and you? Or me and the woman? With her, easily. It was strange, like we had been meant to be together, and only waiting to meet. I essentially moved in with her the first day we met.

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I forgot all about this. I'm nothing like VanHalen, dude was just a gimmick if he's who I'm thinking of. I'm just a guy who doesn't take much interest in posting here these days, but like almost everyone else, finds Milky extremely cool. Come on, who can disagree with that? Do you, Milky, agree that you are an extremely cool guy?

 

What is your favourite style of dancing?

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Where in the Bay Area are you now? My mom just moved (again) because her old place in San Mateo was getting way too expensive, so she's out in Millbrae now- which I like a lot more because I can catch the BART from there to go to town.

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Do you, Milky, agree that you are an extremely cool guy?

 

Yes.

 

What is your favourite style of dancing?

 

I'm a big fan of pole dancing. To do myself, I guess it's moshing.

 

Where in the Bay Area are you now?

 

Right now I'm in Emeryville, but I'm actually getting ready to move again (I know, what a hassle). What had happened was once me and this girl decided to officially live together, I moved out of my old place and in with her, but we want to get a new place together, and since her lease is up at the end of the month, there you go. I won't even really unpack.

New place should be in Berkeley or, failing that, North Oakland.

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Has there ever been a movie that made you feel uneasy or uncomfortable watching it-and not a porno.