THE ELIMINATOR RETURNS

[The Niggardly King 0]

this shit could use a lil more color, im in

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

KOAB, you're exactly who I wanted to get involved!

 

Very well. The stage is set, and we shall begin TOMORROW.

[Brett Favre 0]

this shit could use a lil more color, im in

 

I take offense to that. Considering I'm in, and Frogg Neal is almost black.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Oops, I was drunk and haven't payed attention to this thing at all... I don't even know what I signed up for.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

It's better that you don't. Go ahead, Nighthawk.

[Nighthawk 0]

 

A Bunch of Porno Magazines

[godthedog 0]

 

one 'space invaders' arcade cabinet. endless hours of amusement, since the game has no ending.

[Gary Floyd 0]

 

A Bunch of Porno Magazines

That would make a great member title.

[Copper Feel 0]

Maybe if you shortened it to 'Mags'.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Do you know with serpentine rules the second and second last people have to pick 2 items each to give the first and last person the same amount?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I do. A small flaw, but oh well.

 

KOAB, I've given this a great deal of thought, and I've decided I'm giving you Bob Barron

 

 

Do as you please with him.

[The Niggardly King 0]

 

 

Any way you want it, Brujo... you get

 

 

Journey

[EL BRUJ0 0]

FUCK YEAH!

DON'T STOP BELIEVING!

 

When they're not rockin' out the jams they're gonna be building stuff.

 

As for Brooklyn Zoo, sorry but my island must be rid of this happenstance:

 

All the party balloons that have and that will ever exist in the universe.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Awww man, I wish I got the balloons!

 

So, I take it we can be specific or non specific as we like? Example, Milky gave out porn mags so all the porn mags are gone, but he could have given out playboy issue #23 and only that one mag would be gone?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Specificity is key. Given that I don't consider playboy "porno," and am fairly certain enough in Milky's tastes that were he to give out "A Bunch of Porno Magazines," it wouldn't be included. That's exact magazine is fair game, I suppose. Use your judgment.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

You will all look at this in 3 years with great shame.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Which will coincide just in time for your next hard on.

[Brett Favre 0]

For FroGG_Neal:

 

 

A lifetime supply of strippers

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

Which will coincide just in time for your next hard on.

 

Other than urine based ones this is a correct statement.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

SmartlyPretty, I give to you...

 

 

AIDS Infested WonderWoman.

 

 

[Smartly Pretty 0]

Twisted Intestine gets...

 

Turkey Soda!

 

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Since Someone Great and I are beefin', and I get to send him two thing at once, he gets...

 

 

Taiga Star and a broken condom

 

 

[Copper Feel 0]

In return Twisted can receive.

 

Jeffrey Dahmer

 

 

and

 

Bono

 

 

I'm going to draft some items that compliment these two in future rounds.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

You can only give me one thing, I think.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

As a thank you for they Turkey Soda (Jerk), Smartley Pretty's island gets a...

 

 

Grizzly Bear!

[Twisted Intestine 0]

It's not the teeth, it's the power of the jaw when it clamps down on you thats crushes your bones.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

Frogg Neal gets Sadness

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

In return for the lifetime of strippers, Brooklyn Zoo, I offer this:

 

 

A Lifetime supply of chronic.

[Brett Favre 0]

El Brujo, you shall get:

 

 

A pet tiger. It's a pet, it's cool.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

It'll have the name of Richard Parker in hopes that I, too, can gain some Life of Pi type insight. It can also run about during late night Journey concert time!

 

For that boy KoaB, he'll get this:

 

 

The UFC Octagon.

 

step yo game up, son.