The Niggardly King Posted December 10, 2008 Report Posted December 10, 2008 http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ I think this is the boost TSM has needed in quite a long time. I'm gonna try and recruit the big man. Detective oneal does not jordan vander sloots story about what happened to natalee Cant sleep i think i maay have mental imsomnia, plus im watchn the lost boys
Guest Vitamin X Posted December 10, 2008 Report Posted December 10, 2008 Why do they call minneapolis, the twin cities, nobody here looks a like, waaa waaa waaaaaa 1:54 PM Nov 26th from txt YES
Copper Feel Posted December 10, 2008 Report Posted December 10, 2008 This was better when I misread it as 'Shag'.
Kinetic Posted December 10, 2008 Report Posted December 10, 2008 That ESPN commercial with Shaq playing Scrabble is the bomb.com
At Home Posted December 10, 2008 Report Posted December 10, 2008 You can't steal that from me, Daniel.
Slayer Posted December 10, 2008 Report Posted December 10, 2008 Breaking out real names? Sounds like some serious business!
Gary Floyd Posted December 10, 2008 Report Posted December 10, 2008 Just saw punisher, great bloody movie, aggggggh, dats what i , nevamind lol, aggggggh (growl) (snarl) spit Katherine hessert just saw the second greatest basketball playa, mike jordan, lol, im jus kiddn How come i have the mr rogers neighborhhood theme song stuk n my head, iz he still alive Why do they call minneapolis, the twin cities, nobody here looks a like, waaa waaa waaaaaa Mark crow, larry jones, and i recieved 36 thousand jars of peanut butta tonite at victory church in oklahoma city
Cheech Tremendous Posted December 11, 2008 Report Posted December 11, 2008 The Pit, tell me how my ass taste.
Gary Floyd Posted December 11, 2008 Report Posted December 11, 2008 "Kobe, how does my ass taste?" That was the question Shaq asked Kobe as his rival's tongue went to work on his soiled sphincter. It was sturdy to say the least, hungrily lapping up everything it could, and not ignoring a single part of the rancid poop shoot. He just dug deeper, practically munching away as he felt some solid waste exit the putrid black hole. "GOD DAMNIT!" Shaq yelled orgasmically, jerking his large member as pre cum soaked his knuckles. Kobe was incredible at this-it was his specialty. He did it to Steve Nash earlier that week, and he had plans for Joe Crawford later on. Shaq's finger's gripped the swollen member. It felt like a firehose ready to go off at any second, yet the Phoenix Sun was able to hold it off-even at the sight of Kobe wildly eating out his shit stained shitter, feces dribbling from his chin like a grotesque milkshake, all while caressing his own member with extreme force. Nothing lasts forever though, and by the power of Shaq-Fu, Shaq's rectum fired liquid cannon into Kobe's gullet, soaking his face and mouth with diarrhea as Kobe ejaculated a fire hydrant like load into Shaq's gaping maul. Looking deep into each other's eyes, the two shared a French kiss, semen and feces mingling into each other's mouth to create something not even the Fu-Schnickens would consume. "Delicious" Kobe replied.
BUTT Posted December 11, 2008 Report Posted December 11, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=68040
The Niggardly King Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Posted December 12, 2008 Yeah... we're going to have to edit that post, Cunt Destroyer once the Big Shaq Diesel starts posting here.
Gary Floyd Posted December 12, 2008 Report Posted December 12, 2008 Yeah... we're going to have to edit that post, Cunt Destroyer once the Big Shaq Diesel starts posting here. Edit this faggot! Ok, I've got nothin'.
The Niggardly King Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Posted December 12, 2008 SHAQDATE I have been informed by one, Shaquille O'Neal... that he will be here in about two weeks, and he will begin posting after checking out some of our threads. He mainly thinks he will be sticking to the WWE, MMA, Music, Sports, and Movies & TV folders. He's quite nervous in a way, as he's a terrible speller, not a stickler for grammar, and has never been on a message board. He says he'll try to get Steve Nash to join up with him, but Steve won't even get a Twitter and just stays on youtube all day.
Guest Vitamin X Posted December 12, 2008 Report Posted December 12, 2008 YES He needs to be in the Sports folder.
The Niggardly King Posted January 4, 2009 Author Report Posted January 4, 2009 I think Shaq lied to me...
Sideburnious Posted January 4, 2009 Report Posted January 4, 2009 You know, if we got Shaq to join and eventually befriend the board, we could probably get him to put up the money for the TSM convention. Also, how has there not been one gimmick account since this thread. No Kobe nothing. TSM is slipping.
Dandy Posted January 4, 2009 Report Posted January 4, 2009 Shaq and some of his friends are already here. There are several new posters in the WWE threads that are horrible spellers.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted January 4, 2009 Report Posted January 4, 2009 I think Shaq lied to me... It's pretty obv. that dude never uses an actual computer. Figure out a way to allow posting via txt and he may show up.
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