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It's ironic that the first MMA event I ever attended, Ultimate Pankration, ended up being one of the least ridiculous small-time shows I've seen. This, despite a weird mesh-under-the-bottom-rope hybrid ring, Stevenson & Gumm fighting an unauthorized fourth round, 4 minute rounds, and Jason Lambert possibly throwing a fight against Marco Ruas.

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As expected, Padilla & Moreno providing the best fight so far tonight. These short rounds are fucking queer*, though.

 

*Can't no filter stop me, nigga.

 

Also, I poured myself entirely too much 151. It's already mixed with the Coke, so I can't possibly pour it back. This will be bad.

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So did Evinger actually fight tonight? Truth be told, I was actually looking forward to seeing that dyke in action.

 

 

 

Nope. She got the mic and did some weird shit where she brought out her opponent and decided to do a sexy pose off or something. Then she proceeded to molest the other girl. Then she talked some shit to the fans. Then walked out.

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Thanks.

 

This may be the very first time I've ever wanted to see Ken win a fight, due solely to my wanting to see Tank hand him the smashing that Ken skipped out on back at the Ultimate Ultimate 2.

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