FroGG_NeaL Posted February 18, 2009 Report Posted February 18, 2009 I don't think I've ever heard douche used as a verb, nice job! For real? "Women who douche their vaginas are..." "I used to douche your mom's pussy." And so on...
Angle-plex Posted February 18, 2009 Report Posted February 18, 2009 jingus i can smell your wet fucking cunt god i miss you
luke-o Posted February 18, 2009 Report Posted February 18, 2009 I never knew there was so much Jingus hate. Dudes cool in my books.
Gary Floyd Posted February 18, 2009 Report Posted February 18, 2009 I never knew there was so much Jingus hate. Dudes cool in my books.
Man Who Sold The World Posted February 18, 2009 Report Posted February 18, 2009 "I heard Shaq thumb fucked'em with a mood ring on." That's not a Jingus beard... it's the rest of his mothers coat.
Twisted Intestine Posted February 18, 2009 Report Posted February 18, 2009 I'm disappointed in the lack of Jingus wrestling videos.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted February 18, 2009 Report Posted February 18, 2009 *wedgie chokeslams Twisted Intestine*
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted February 18, 2009 Report Posted February 18, 2009 I'm disappointed in the lack of Jingus wrestling videos.
Guest Posted February 18, 2009 Report Posted February 18, 2009 Jingus, have you covered up that hole on the top of your head?
At Home Posted February 18, 2009 Report Posted February 18, 2009 So Jing, are you a weekend warrior, or just some weird guy in his 30s who wears business cas' to the ring?
Lt. Al Giardello Posted February 18, 2009 Report Posted February 18, 2009 I nearly spat out my tea watching that... How come we've never seen that one Jingus?
Art Sandusky Posted February 19, 2009 Author Report Posted February 19, 2009 Because he's too busy swilling cough syrup and ogling barely legal (and sometimes not!) wimminz that just aren't available in the glamour apex that is his mother's basement in Tennessee. (waits for Jingus post trying to make him feel inferior for not knowing every excruciating detail of the life of this sad fuckin' sack that makes me feel better as a human being, nay, denizen of the universe)
Lt. Al Giardello Posted February 19, 2009 Report Posted February 19, 2009 He lives in Texas, moron...
Art Sandusky Posted February 20, 2009 Author Report Posted February 20, 2009 There aren't basements in Texas? Does misrepresenting exactly which backwards piece of shit Southern state that's only made worse by Jingus's residence invalidate anything else I said? I'm surprised that a combination of being Canadian and, well, you, allows you to tell any of our states apart.
Angle-plex Posted February 20, 2009 Report Posted February 20, 2009 Actually, there aren't basements in Texas, but I still love you Kotz xoxo.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted February 20, 2009 Report Posted February 20, 2009 Actually, there aren't basements in Texas, but I still love you Kotz xoxo. I'm declaring jihad on your pussy
Gary Floyd Posted February 20, 2009 Report Posted February 20, 2009 Actually, there aren't basements in Texas, but I still love you Kotz xoxo. I'm declaring jihad on your pussy I know that's from "Californication," but it's funnier to read it with David Duchovny's trademark monotone voice in your head.
Cran Da Maniac Posted February 20, 2009 Report Posted February 20, 2009 Actually, there aren't basements in Texas, but I still love you Kotz xoxo. Not even in the Alamo?
The Niggardly King Posted February 20, 2009 Report Posted February 20, 2009 I see the man of the hour is in this thread!
Art Sandusky Posted February 21, 2009 Author Report Posted February 21, 2009 He's chosen not to post in this thread. Probably the smart thing to do, I might give him the what-for if he did.
The Niggardly King Posted February 22, 2009 Report Posted February 22, 2009 Tremendous Just go down to about post 37 and the magic begins.
BUTT Posted February 22, 2009 Report Posted February 22, 2009 Jingus passed up a chance to call someone a misogynist? It boggles the mind.
BUTT Posted February 22, 2009 Report Posted February 22, 2009 Oh man, Bix is in that thread. I haven't seen him use the Verne Gagne situation to get himself over on message boards, so I think he's a little off his game.
Silence Posted February 22, 2009 Report Posted February 22, 2009 They have weird user titles over there. "I wish I could meet every one. Meet them all over again. Bring them up to my room." "More Songs About Buildings and Food"
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