The Agent of Oblivion question of the day

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Anyone posting in this thread must completely and honestly answer the question asked or be punished.

 

What do you like best about homosexuality?

[Twisted Intestine 0]

The thing I like best about homosexuality is that it's something different and unaccepted by the main stream. It scares people in society to have anything out of the norm. Most of us are raised with a set of beliefs and values as to what life is, and how we should live our lives. We're all brainwashed through religion, the media, radio waves, or chemicals in the water to be slaves for the establishment and anything that makes people question these beliefs is a good thing. Like, if a husband and wife are catholics and believe that homosexuality is a sin and not a natural function only for their son to grow up to be a fag which causes them to change their views on homosexuality and has them questioning other aspects of their religion and/or society even just a little bit, then mission accomplished.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

The "office fag" character that seems to be a staple of female-based products nowadays. They're hilarious and always supportive. I wish I worked with lesbians that would go out of their way to tell me how good I look.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Close one between "hilarious porn where women use strap-ons on one another but still say things like 'fuck me with that monster cock'," and "the intense levels of discomfort it generates among homophobes."

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0]

They're good for the economy.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Men are inherently more reasonable and logical than women. Plus, they don't menustrate. Clearly, these are the advantages to dating men rather than women.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Two things about this question:

 

1) I like that it's "What do you like best about homosexuality", which is a very positive question compared to "How do you feel about homosexuality?"

 

2) The irony of this question being your response to "The NHB folder sucks dick.", Intentional?

 

Men are inherently more reasonable and logical than women. Plus, they don't menustrate. Clearly, these are the advantages to dating men rather than women.

 

You can also share their wardrobe.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

Its the reason I keep coming to TSM

[Sideburnious 0]

Anal sex

[Obi Chris Kenobi 0]

Lesbian porno

[The Niggardly King 0]

I hate people. Homos keep down the population. I love homos. I'm not the type of guy like EHME who's going to beat them down for looking at me funny. I might even let a homo blow me. They're good people.

[Dandy 0]

They have really good ideas for home decor.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Some of our best actors, musicians, writers, entertainers, etc. happen to be homo

[The Niggardly King 0]

or they still in the closet

[The Niggardly King 0]

When they come out of the closet in politics, it usually follows with some hilarious story about being homo. Like the senator or congressman who used to go out with his wife to TGI Fridays, they'd both get drunk, and then they'd both blow the limo driver before he'd take them home.

[BUTT 0]

I like the way they infuriate fundamentalist Christian conservatives.

[Dandy 0]

I like the usernames they have, like "Matt Young," and "Cheech Tremendous."

[Kinetic 0]

The homosexuals have always been perfectly nice to me. If I go out to a few bars at night, there's probably a 75% chance that I'm going to get hit on by a homosexual guy at some point. My chances of being aggressively hit on by a girl are not nearly as good. And so I like the homosexuals for their directness, and also for buying me drinks and accompanying me to the bathroom and stuff like that.

 

edit: motherfucking word filters.

[King Cucaracha 0]

American Idol is watchable.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Anyone posting in this thread must completely and honestly answer the question asked or be punished.

 

What do you like best about homosexuality?

Because two very attractive in a way that I can't explain men are two less men competing for available women.

 

Edit: And fuck it, I'm taking out the word filter.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Gay

 

Edit: Huzzah!

[At Home 0]

Men are inherently more reasonable and logical than women.

 

No, they aren't.

[Gary Floyd 0]

The fact that Coil existed. Oh, and William Burroughs

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

There are four(!) openly gay men where I work, and three of them are my favorite people to hang out with on lunch breaks or for drinks after work. Ocasionally some gay sex. They're just really cool guys.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Men are inherently more reasonable and logical than women.

 

No, they aren't.

Then I assure you your social circle is the exception, not the rule.

[BUTT 0]

Keep in mind this pbone gent is barely 18. At his age, dudes aren't very reasonable or logical.

[At Home 0]

Men are inherently more reasonable and logical than women.

 

No, they aren't.

Then I assure you your social circle is the exception, not the rule.

 

I'm not talking about about rhetorical evidence, I'm telling you that saying "men are inherently more reasonable and logical than women" is unfounded. There's no neurological evidence to support saying this, children don't exhibit differences in reasoning abilities between the sexes, and the differences between women and men in regards to "logical" thinking (as opposed to, I assume, emotional thinking) are almost entirely conditioned through development and explained through phenomena like stereotype threat. When you say "men are better than women at math," you're exhibiting a social attitude as well as a statement. Men are encouraged to be good in math because it's gender-appropriate for them to do so, and the exact opposite is true for women. Math encourages vertical, logical thinking (breaking down situations into parts, etc), so it's no wonder that a male-dominated discipline like math would lead to a statement that men are inherently more reasonable and logical. I'm not going to base my entire statement around math, but that's the deal with gender-appropriate tasks and stereotype threat. Women simply aren't encouraged to be logical thinkers because a) that's assumed to be the role of the men, and b) their role is to be emotional thinkers. It's too common to not notice. But if you're going to tell me that there's something genetically programmed from a little zygote and social conditioning has nothing to do with anything at all, I'm calling bullshit.

[Nighthawk 0]

Dumbass.

[Copper Feel 0]

I would occasionally go to a very attractive in a way that I can't explain bar with my girfriend. I found it to be a fairly comforting environment even beyond the fact that no one was chatting her up. When a particularly homophobic fella was kicked out for loudly complaining about being touched by men, there was a certain solidarity between everyone there. Not because we were all homosexuals (we weren't), but because none of us were bigoted.

[Kristianna 0]

They have really good ideas for home decor.

 

Damn it, I was going to say that one.