Amalgamated EHME vs. Battlenuts

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

He dressed up as Mary Jane for halloween.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Peter Z even said so himself.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Well now that you've officially become my little trained monkey(don't get excited that wasn't me calling you black), I'm off to the movies.

 

I went with I Love You Man by the way. After watching this forum become a comedic vacuum I felt I needed some laughs that weren't tainted with sadness for my race.

 

Good job though EHME, if I ever think for a second you're capable of something funny, I'll know I probably have brain cancer.

[JHawk 0]

Actually it's Jhawk calling me a hypocrite, and well if an idiot tells me I'm stupid I can't help but feel smart.

 

Go ahead though, Justin Long's albino child needs all the help he can get.

I'd say I'm hurt, but you're the one with the fucked up grammar, so...

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

[TheFranchise 0]

TI's a good lad. He annoyed people with pestering to get into the Draft, but he really is okay.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I'm delcaring jihad on your pussy

[TheFranchise 0]

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

It Ain’t Rockin’ In Me, Patient Black He’s Busted Attack,

It Ain’t Rockin’ In Me, Let Me Bust A Freestyle Then, Aight Then

 

{Shake It Up} [shake It Up In The Club, Do It Girl Like You’re Making Love]

{Get Love} [Hands Up In The Air, Wave ‘Em Like You Just Don’t Care]

{Spread Love} [it’s The Brooklyn Way, Pass The Moet And The Alizé]

{Tear It Up} [it’s What I Wanna Do When I’m Loving You]

 

Mmm, To My Surprise, I Can’t Believe My Eyes

You Look So Hot, You’re Making My Temperature Rise

Your Sexy Body’s Got Me Wishing

For Your Loving, Something’s Kissing

Yeah Boo, I Could Say I Want To Play

But Here’s What I Wanna Do

 

{I Wanna Drive You Crazy} Wanna Drive You Crazy

{We’ll Be Ridin’ On The Scene} Ride Ride

{Won’t You Be My Lady} Won’t You Be My Lady

{Kill That Attitude} Kill That Attitude, Baby

 

{Shake It Up} [shake It Up In The Club, Do It Girl Like You’re Making Love] Shake It, Mama

{Get Love} [Hands Up In The Air, Wave ‘em Like You Just Don’t Care] Up In The Air, Don’t Care, Don’t Care

{Spread Love} [it’s The Brooklyn Way, Pass The Moet And The Alizé] Pass The Moet And The Alizé

{Tear It Up} [it’s What I Wanna Do When I’m Loving You] It’s What I Wanna Do When I’m Loving You

 

I Can Tell You’re Too Afraid To Fight Me

Simple Because You Lost The Crowd

And They Had To Invite Me Because Your Sweat Is A Puddle

But There’s A Puddles Of Sweat, I’m A Threat

So Get A Cold, Wrecker Wipe Your Neck

And Clean The Dirt Off Your Face That Cause Acne

It’s Ridiculous Thinking A Chick Attacked Me

This Is The Round Where They Punch To A Goal

And To Your AGAD Is As Low As A Flow

 

The Perfect Size, I Love Your Roomy Thighs

Your Lightened Top, You Got Me Hypnotised,

I Want To Run Debut At The Eiffel Tower

And I’ll See You In About An Hour

To Make That A Bet You Won’t Regret

Coz Here’s What I’m Gonna Do

 

{I Wanna Drive You Crazy} Sugar Sugar

{We’ll Be Ridin’ On The Scene} Lady Ride Ride

{To Be My Lady} To Be My Lady

{Kill That Attitude} Kill That Attitude, Baby

 

{Shake It Up} [shake It Up In The Club, Do It Girl Like You’re Making Love] Shake It Up In The Club, Making Love

{Get Love} [Hands Up In The Air, Wave ‘em Like You Just Don’t Care] Hands Up In The Air, Don’t Care, Don’t Care, Yeah

{Spread Love} [it’s The Brooklyn Way, Pass The Moet And The Alizé] Moet And The Alizé

{Tear it up} [it’s What I Wanna Do When I’m Loving You] Gonna Do, Loving You, Yooouuu

 

Yeah Yeah

Gonna Do, I’m Gonna Do

 

Man, What Chu Gonna Do Now?

 

{I Wanna Drive You Crazy}

{We’ll Be Ridin’ On The Scene}

{To Be My Lady} To Be Miiine

{Kill That Attitude} Kill That Attitude, Baby

 

{Shake It Up} [shake It Up In The Club, Do It Girl Like You’re Making Love] Shake It Up In The Club, Making Love

{Get Love} [Hands Up In The Air, Wave ‘em Like You Just Don’t Care] Hands Up In The Air, Yeah Yeah

{Spread Love} [it’s The Brooklyn Way, Pass The Moet And The Alizé] Brooklyn Way, Alize

{Tear It Up} [it’s What I’m Gonna Do When I’m Loving You] Gonna Do, Loving You, Yeah

 

{Shake It Up} [shake It Up In The Club, Do It Girl Like You’re Making Love] Shake It Up In The Club, Making Love, Ooh

{Get Love} [Hands Up In The Air, Wave ‘em Like You Just Don’t Care] Just, Just Don’t

{Spread Love} [it’s The Brooklyn Way, Pass The Moet And The Alizé] Brooklyn Way, Yeah

{Tear It Up} [it’s What I Wanna Do When I’m Loving You] Yeah

 

{Shake It Up} [shake It Up In The Club, Do It Girl Like You’re Making Love]

{Get Love} [Hands Up In The Air, Wave ‘em Like You Just Don’t Care]

{Spread Love} [it’s The Brooklyn Way, Pass The Moet And The Alizé] Yeah Yeah Love You

{Tear It Up} [it’s What I Wanna Do When I’m Loving You] Gonna Do, Loving You, You, Yooouuu

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Angle-plex, why are you ignoring me?

[Jingus 0]

I'm trying to figure out a way to work in a Ban Agnes joke here, but the smell of lasagna cooking in the oven downstairs is distracting me too much to be clever at the moment. This is how hard I board, even when I'm hungry and there's food available, I stay on-duty dammit!

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Jingus is so hot, I'd turn into a fucking faggot for him.

[Jingus 0]

So yeah! You see how your message was arbitrarily changed, in a manner which makes you to appear as a homosexual? And I even left in the humorously misspelled message just to make clear my satirical intent! Take that! You are the ones who are the ball-lickers!

[Jingus 0]

So yeah! You see how your message was arbitrarily changed, in a manner which makes you to appear as a homosexual? And I even left in the humorously misspelled message just to make clear my satirical intent! Take that! You are the ones who are the ball-lickers!

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Pwn'd

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

How's it going man? Who's your favorite wrestler?

[JaMarcus Russell's #1 Caucasian Fan 0]

JOBBER ROLL

 

LOUISVILLE SUCKS!

[TheTomster 0]

whats with all this stupid shit?

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

HA-HA!

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Like I'm not already there.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Also it's funny when you try to come off as intelligent around everyone else, and then do the lame one-off stuff here as if you could manage better in the first place.

[Dandy 0]

I'll be cold in the ground before I recognize Missoura!

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

And wow you guys sure are trying hard to move on.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

And are you guys playing "who is battlenuts" right now? Here's a hint, my name starts with a letter of the alphabet. Eliminates all numbers right off the bat.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Stop talking to yourself, faggot.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Damn not posting is hard but you guys should have fun playing detective for a while. Guess who else is at the boards that you don't want there? Go on guess, it'll be funny.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Come on, no guesses? It's a he. That kills everyone's first guess, right?

 

You know what the best part is, being everyone's friend. You guys sure are nice when you wanna be.