Amalgamated EHME vs. Battlenuts

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

You suffer from impulsive neurotic ambivalence .

 

Bow down before me you bovine reeking creature who loves the moronic hemorrhoid and the imperialist chicken molester.

 

You suffer from cathected genital processes

 

 

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Battlenuts mom gives good head.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

[Matt Young 0]

I never called this forum shit, my good friend Matt Young runs it. You stupid faggot.

 

Well, I don't run it, but I feel special anyway.

 

Battlenuts, what were you banned for in the first place? I'm curious.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

He was banned for being a stupid, douchebag, faggot.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

I was banned for not kissing 909's ass. I'm pretty sure he doesn't wipe.

 

I got into it with Milky, and 909 felt he'd do better if I was unable to post. There's old threads you can look at. I'm also pretty sure EHME whined and cried like the bitch he was after one of the 2048234 times I treated him like my cellmate. Him and KOAB get upset when you point out that gangsta's don't post on wrestling forums.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

No, you got banned cus you're a dumb fagget and you suck.

 

Thats what 909 told me.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Thank you for illustrating my point.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

That you're a dumb faggot, and suck at life? No problem, faggot.

[Dandy 0]

 

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

That could be your upper lip.

 

And thanks for driving it home EHME. Let me know when you run out of batteries.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Battlenuts as always loses, as he does in life.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Says the pasty little bitch who hangs on my nuts like an ingrown hair and does whatever I tell him to.

 

That's a win in every language, even white kid ebonics. If there's ever a contest to see who can simultaneously lick the most ass over the internet to compensate for a lack of friends in real life, due to the aforementioned blindingly white, bitch-like existence, you're a shoe in for your first win since eminem made it seem ok for white kids to act black again.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Tell your dad sorry, I couldn't give him his crack this morning. I don't get my shipment until later tonight.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

I told him that, and he said "stop playing with retards". It was so odd.

 

Seriously, that's the 14th time you've used some lame ass joke about selling drugs to my dad, which, still wouldn't be funny if say... you weren't such a tiny bitch who would get robbed by my grandma if she thought you were carrying anything of value. But you are. So here we are.

 

Honestly at this point I feel like I'm in a fist-fight with Michael J. Fox. He's fast, but not in anyway that helps.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Well maybe if your dad didnt buy crack off me I wouldn't mention it.

 

Bitch-ass redneck faggot.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

And now I just feel bad for you. Congrats. My dislike of your inability to post anything with more intelligence than a fart joke has now genuinely become a sense of sadness and concern.

 

Next time you see your mom, tell her if I knew how it would of turned out, I would of gave her the money for a proper abortion... and that I take full responsibility for whatever partially done procedure she had that results in having a ghost-white, bitch of a Vanilla Ice joke gone wrong, like you, for a son.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I just took a shit and saw Battlenuts today.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Yeah I took a look at my computer and realized I was picking on a retard. It's been a sad day of reflection ever since.

 

Make sure you wear your helmet. Your mom's sad enough.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

EHME your losing, step up your Game

 

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

blah blah blah

 

You will never win, Battlenuts.

 

Another thing, you like battling nuts in your mouth! PWN'D!

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

EHME your losing, step up your Game

 

[Enigma 0]

It's spelled "faggot".

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Shut up you long hair, grungy looking bitch. You're Battlenuts new boyfriend? Why is he cheating on Hotbutter?

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

I'd suggest a new drinking game where we all take a shot whenever EHME makes a lame ass gay joke, but we'd all have alcohol poisoning in an hour.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I'd suggest we make a new drinking game, how many cocks that Battlenuts gets up his ass in a day. We'd all die of alcohol poisoning in an hour.

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

Why don't you just go the entire way and start copying what I say word for word? I give a kid who can pull that off more credit than some wannabe teenager who can't manage anything past a bad gay joke. At this point, gay people should be less offended than anyone who appreciates good comedy.

 

But really, how long before he pulls out "im rubber and your glue!"? I've got within the next 8 posts. Any takers?

 

 

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

"Don't turn the flash on, baby's white enough."

 

Caption games are fun!

[Live Free or Battlenuts 0]

"I just traded my crackpipe for this!"

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Hottbutter fucked me hard last night!

 

Fag!