The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

***"Theme from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" hits and the lights go out. When they come back on, everyone in the ring is covered in a green viscous substance.

 

JR: It...it's like a bloodbath, or...

King: It's the Ooze! Didn't you watch the Ninja Turtles cartoon, JR?***

[Guest Austin3164life]

::Austinhhh4life comes up behind Slickster and shows him the way to the Underground Smarks locker room. Austinhhh4life looks outside and closes the door behind him::

[Guest alfdogg]

::AD's first reaction to Jerome's actions would be to sneak up on him and deliver an Emerald Fusion, but since Jerome is not clothed, he gives it to AustinHHH4life instead::

[Guest M Nyland]

**comes into the crowd DDP-style and makes some casual talk with the fans...telling jokes and selling popcorn**

 

did you hear the one about......

[Guest alfdogg]

::AD asks Nyland if he would happen to have caramel corn as well::

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Bear takes a shit on AD, then rubs it all over his face, only to then pull a pipe out of his fur and wallop M Nyland as he does his routine::

[Guest alfdogg]

::AD washes the shit off and throws it on the mat, then gives Bear a Rock Bottom in it.

 

Michael Cole:

 

THE BEAR POOP!

THE BEAR POOP!

THE BEAR POOP!

 

EDIT: Post 4500. Yep.

[Guest M Nyland]

*no sells the pipe....slightly...only falling to one knee as I throw some caramel corn into the ring*

[Guest alfdogg]

::AD starts to eat the caramel corn, but realizes it's cold, so he runs after Nyland and gives him a Northern Lights Bomb on the rampway::

[Guest M Nyland]

*lays in a prone heap....then does a HBK Kip Up and superkicks AD through a barbershop window*

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

*drinks some water and spits in Nyland's face, HHH style*

 

"Pedigrees Nyland and goes for the pin"

 

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*pinfalls don't count in Battle Royals, but if you are the Game-uh, you can do whatever you want to!*

 

*pedigrees Alfdogg*

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Drops Lesnar on his head with the PSYCHO DRIVAH~!::

[Guest AM The Kid]

*"No Leaf Clover" starts up and AM walks slowly down to the ring. Fireworks go off in the sky. Everyone turns to look at him, AM goes to slide under the ropes but slides back to the mat. Everyone in the ring looks confused as AM walks over to the announce table, puts on a headset and sits down. The Smarks just shrug their shoulders and continue "beating the hell" out of eachother.*

[Guest Jerome Drake]

***Is still in the ring naked.***

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Bear tears off Jerome's manbone and starts slapping him with it, and then procedes to take a shit in his mouth

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

*applies the Iron Claw to Shaved Bear*

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

*gives Shaved Bear the first ever Low Blow Van Terminator*

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Being a Bear, this only leaves me confused so I find EPD and maul him, where i then strangle him with his small intestine::

 

::Looks at Lesnar and growls, Lesnar runs at me, and I turn it into the Bear Bottom:: (variation of the Rock Bottom)

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::NBT-El-Psycho-Diablo-with"Six-Feet-Underground"::

 

Six-Feet-Underground=Stone-Cold-Stunner-off-of-the-Top-Rope.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

*stands up in the middle of the Stunner, no selling, and sends NBT landing on his ass*

[Guest Kingpk]

::Runs into the ring and unveils a giant poster::

 

 

::Steals wallets while everyone is distracted and flees through crowd::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Hunts down Kingpk, takes wallet back, steals Kingpk's wallet, and lights Kingpk on fire, just for kicks::

[Guest Spicy McHaggis]

::runs out w/ mic, tells everyone that hewitt's enormously oversized bra is padded as hell, beats a smoldering kingpk over the head with said mic::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Tackles Spicy for insulting Ms. JLH in such a manner, and forces him to apologize while stretching Spicy with a Fujiwara armbar::

[Guest Spicy McHaggis]

::Apologizes, offers Sandman a handshake... and pulls him in for a Spicy Slam rescinding the apology::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Counters the Spicy Slam into a Cutthroat Driver, then kicks Spicy in the groin::

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

*Lunatic gets Spicy to be distracted by his manager Rob E. Dangerously*

 

*Lunatic hits Spicy with the Browser Refresh*

 

*Lunatic growls*

[Guest Spicy McHaggis]

::Spicy shakes off both attacks because of his balls of steel... Wait a minute... Stacy and Torrie walk out and call Spicy. He leaves remembering to go under the ropes. Spicy goes into the crowd and nails Kidman and Test w/ 2 stiff chairshots. He then goes home w/ Torrie and Stacy to begin pounding ass! Will he return to the battle royal?::

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

*Lunatic shakes his head in disappointment*

 

*Lunatic takes out hand lotion, puts it on his fingers and gouges Sandman's eyes*

[Guest Jerome Drake]

***Sews his penis back on, and does Alex Wright's dance***