The One & Only SmartMarks Battle Royal Thread

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Sneaks up on Jerome and drops a Bear Bottom::

[Guest Jerome Drake]

***Hops back up, and MAVEN~! style dropkicks Bear out of the ring!***

[Guest AM The Kid]

AM: BEAR BOTTOM! BEAR BOTTOM! That big hoss..um...bear, needs a damn muzzle!

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Bear uses his paws to hold on, and then procedes to pull ou Jerome's spine, and then throws him into the 14th row::

[Guest alfdogg]

::AD beats the hell out of Vince McMahon for jobbing Booker YET AGAIN, then sneaks up on AM and delivers a BURNING HAMMER~!::

[Guest Jerome Drake]

***Shaq happens to be sitting in the 14th row, and Drake lands on him(his feet not hitting the ground!) so Shaq picks up Drake, and takes him back to the ring. And Jerome does the Disco Inferno dance!***

[Guest alfdogg]

::AD gives Jerome an unprettier (talk about a redundant statement) and puts clothes on him, then rolls him on the announce table and scores with an elbow from the top rope::

[Guest AM The Kid]

*AM is dazed, but not out. He slowly staggers to his feet, and clenches his fists. Alfdogg looks amazed as AM yells, "Hit me!" Alfdogg does just that and punches AM right in the nose. AM ducks Alf's next shot though, and attempts to kick him in the gut, but Alf catches the leg!. AM hops up and hits an Enziguri leaving Alf lying.*

[Guest Jerome Drake]

***Rips his clothes off, and hops back in the ring, and SMACKS ALFDOG WITH HIS DICK!***

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Bear tears off all of Jerome's limbs, and procedes to eat them, after this he simply picks Jerome up and punts him out of the arena, where he gets run over repeatedy in the parking lot::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**Laz pulls the thumbtacks out of his thighs and ass cheeks, and then breaks beer bottle after beer bottle, six in total, over Sandman's head. Laz then rolls back into the ring, and superkicks Bear in the back of the head, knocking him over the top rope and landing feet-first on the outside, where the thumbtacks were dropped, shoving the thumbtacks into his feet.**

 

Laz: OH YEAH~!~

[Guest Sandman9000]

::CL turns around as someone is tapping on his shoulder, and into a massive fireball blown by Sandman::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**Laz ducks the fireball and uppercuts Sandman in the nads. Laz then takes out a small thing of kerosene, douses Sandman's pants with it, and produces a small pack of matches from a local bar. Laz delivers a savate kick to the side of Sandman's head, knocking him down long enough for Laz to light one match on fire, then light the entire packet of matches on fire, and then toss it onto Sandman's kerosene-soaked pants.**

 

Laz: BURN BABY BURN~!~

[Guest Shaved Bear]

::Bear runs back into the ring and drops the Bear Bottom on CL, where he then proceeds to shit in his mouth, and runs to the back::

[Guest Jerome Drake]

***Feet has touched the ground yet! He's been laying on his back with his feet up! So here comes along Viscera, and Viscera picks Drake up and puts him on his shoulders, and carrys him to the ring, and throws him into the ring. Drake pulls out a guitar from his ass and smashes it over Bear's head, and gives Bear his FINISHER! THE BIG HUG AND KISS!***

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::NaturalBornThriller-gives-Visera-3-Clotheslines.Visera-doesn't

move.NaturalBornThriller-then-gives-Visera-a-Superkick,knocking

him-over-the-Top-Rope.NaturalBornThriller-rolls-out-of-the-Ring

and-grabs-a-Steel-Chair-and-levels-Jerome-Drake-with-a

Chairshot-to-the-back-of-the-Head.NaturalBornThriller-sets

Jerome-Drake-in-a-corner-and-follows-up-with-a

VanTerminator!::

[Guest Shaved Bear]

***Feet has touched the ground yet! He's been laying on his back with his feet up! So here comes along Viscera, and Viscera picks Drake up and puts him on his shoulders, and carrys him to the ring, and throws him into the ring. Drake pulls out a guitar from his ass and smashes it over Bear's head, and gives Bear his FINISHER! THE BIG HUG AND KISS!***

::I ran to the back...your threat really isnt feasible::

[Guest Austin3164life]

::Austinhhh4life is seen in the front row cheering on his fellow member, NBT. Austinhhh4life then proceeds to throw his beer at Sandman9000::

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

*throws a beer at AustinHHH's face and then dropkicks him in the face.*

[Guest Sandman9000]

::With his pants still on fire, Sandman hits a firecarana on AustinHHH. As AustinHHH tries to stand back up, Sandman hits a fire leg drop. Corey tries to interfere, but is hit by a Fire Yakuza Kick! Sandman finally decides to stop, drop, and roll::

[Guest Jerome Drake]

***Gives Sandman a big hug and kiss***

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::NaturalBornThriller-helps-out-his-fellow-member,AustinHHH4life.

He-whips-out-his-Crowbar-and-cracks-Sandman9000-in-the

back-of-the-Head-with-it,knocking-him-out.NaturalBornThriller

snatches-a-Water-Bottle-from-a-Fan-in-the-Crowd-and-poors

the-Water-on-Sandman9000.NBT-then-procedes-to-light

Sandman-on-Fire!::

 

::NaturalBornThriller-grabs-Jerome-Drake-and-throws-him-in

a-Shower-with-Bradshaw::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::However, what NBT failed to realize that if Sandman is doused in water, he really can't be lit on fire. Sandman retreats to the locker room and returns with a massive crate full of lightbulbs! Sandman smashes three bulbs over NBT, six bulbs over Jerome, two bulbs over Lesnar, three bulbs over Shaved Bear, and five over Corey! And there are still plenty more bulbs to go around!::

[Guest Jerome Drake]

***Lands on Bradshaws head, and hops on a bike, and rides to the ring, and gives natural born thriller, HIS FINISHER! BIG HUG AND KISS**

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Since smashing six bulbs over Jerome didn't work, smashing eight bulbs over Jerome's head should work::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::NaturalBornThriller-takes-the-shots-to-the-Head.Busted-open,

NatualBornThriller-goes-to-the-Backstage-Area-and-returns-to

the-Ring-with-his-Crowbar-now-wrapped-in-Barbed-Wire.

NaturalBornThriller-cracks-Sandman9000-in-the-Head,Sammy

Sosa-style::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::However, NBT swings Sammy-in-the-finals style, when Sammy had no "juice" left. Since NBT doesn't listen either, five lightbulbs to the head should do the trick. Still plently of glass to go around::

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

::Sandman-has-been-smashed-in-the-Head-so-he-doesn't

realize-that-NaturalBornThriller-hit-him-Sammy-Sosa-524-Feet

Style.Five-Lightbulbs-does-not-do-the-trick::

[Guest Shaved Bear]

:Lil Bow Wow comes to the ring and starts bustin' out rhymes::

[Guest alfdogg]

::HHH comes out to the ring and cuts a 20-minute promo, causing everyone in the arena to fall asleep, except AD, because he was listening to his Walkman. He waits for HHH to leave, then throws everyone out of the ring and celebrates.::