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Kurt's is INSANELY FUNNY.

 

He sings to his song

 

I Don't ........ Suck, I Don't ........ Suck, I Don't ........ Suck Then "Raps" Macho Man Style

 

Soooo many funny funny lyrics.

 

 

John Cena is his original theme. Eddie/Chavo is their theme remixed a fair bit.

 

Stone Cold is mostly just skits/talking.

 

Jericho's song is pretty good and so is Trishs.

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Angles Song Lyrics - Done To Normal Theme

 

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

 

I know one look is depressing to see,

Cos you know you can't be better then me,

Start from the bottom and run for the top,

I'll always be here to make your dreams stop,

I've got it all from head to toe,

Looks, brains, class you'll never know,

Second place is the best you'll ever do,

Be happy with that before I do worse to you,

 

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

 

Envious eyes just stare at my gold,

My life's on fire and your ice cold,

What could you do that would ever scare me,

All of you out there I'm a dog you're a flea,

 

*Heavier Beats*

 

Anything you can do I can do better,

Even when I rap I rap more better,

It's like this body wrapper in leather,

Perfection and it gets no better,

I rap like I wrestle envy of others,

The only white rapper in tune with the brothers,

All eyes on me and if I was you,

I'd best believe I'd keep my eyes on me,

Two hundred plus pounds of a body splendid,

Bragadocious, oh so ferocius, focused,

History suspended, skills uncontended,

Live at the top, attributes don't stop,

Master in the ring and the mic alike,

Eliquent with words but I move cat like,

*Pots*? oh I can't be stopped,

Here rap meets rock and it's time you dropped,

 

Musical interlude

 

 

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

I Don't ... Suck

 

Fade

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Guest sean pyro

I got a email with from [email protected] with some samples in it..

 

Chris Jericho - "Don't You Wish You Were Me?":

http://tm0.com/wwecorp/sbct.cgi?s=61490985...1&m=1&d=5643341

 

Lilian Garcia - "You Just Don't Know Me At All":

http://tm0.com/wwecorp/sbct.cgi?s=61490985...1&m=1&d=5643342

 

Rey Mysterio - "Crossing Borders":

http://tm0.com/wwecorp/sbct.cgi?s=61490985...1&m=1&d=5643343

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Guest Repo Man Reborn

I heard there is a hidden track from Savio Vega and it blows away the rest of the CD.

 

It's a rap song called "Booty-Kwang" and I hear the beat is off the hook.

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I downloaded them all from NoDQ.com (it appears they are now gone) and as expected they all suck, except Angle's which is very catchy, and Cena's which is just his theme.

 

To be fair, I only listened to the other tracks for about 30 seconds, but it seems all 5 of Austin's tracks are just him talking.

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It is extremely funny. I can't believe what they'll do to rake in money. If Austin had "sung" it would have been hilarious. Jericho and Trish definitely have the best songs. Aside from Cena's which as stated is is entrance theme

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I heard there is a hidden track from Savio Vega and it blows away the rest of the CD.

 

It's a rap song called "Booty-Kwang" and I hear the beat is off the hook.

THE LONG-AWAITED DUET BETWEEN THE BOOTY MAN AND KWANG THE NINJA!

 

The apocalypse must surely be upon us.

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Kurt's is INSANELY FUNNY.

 

He sings to his song

 

I Don't ........ Suck, I Don't ........ Suck, I Don't ........ Suck Then "Raps" Macho Man Style

Oh, I give up.

 

He's a god damned tool and supporting him has really become pointless. It's always one step foward, eight steps back.

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Oh, I give up.

 

He's a god damned tool and supporting him has really become pointless.

No, Jester. NOW the Apocalypse is on us.

 

I feel for you, AS. It's (very vaguely) like my continued support of Jeff Hardy. When I started watching again in mid-2000 he was insane, over and pretty damn good. And then I watched as he gradually got slower and slower and more and more drugged-up. And I kept wanting to go "Jeff, if you laid off the fucking drugs then you'd be able to actually WRESTLE, and then they might push you and then you might be able to avoid being beaten by a fucking sleeper hold..."

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The whole CD sucks ass. Except for Cena's theme song. I have no idea who this CD is marketed to, but it's certainly not wrestling fans.

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I'll probably get it once it is in 99 Cents Only.

 

Some of it intrigues me, but most just plain frightens me. I heard part of the Mysterio in the samples WWE sent out. Dudley Boyz was odd when they showed it on TV, I don't remember when. Rikishi's had a clip on Smackdown... it was frightening. Then he talked about how it is the perfect song to play when you are getting with your girl. Somehow I have the feeling anyone who plays a Rikishi song trying to be romantic will never have a girl, or if for some strange reason they did, they wouldn't anymore about three seconds into the song.

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Kurt's is INSANELY FUNNY.

 

He sings to his song

 

I Don't ........ Suck, I Don't ........ Suck, I Don't ........ Suck Then "Raps" Macho Man Style

Oh, I give up.

 

He's a god damned tool and supporting him has really become pointless. It's always one step foward, eight steps back.

Change your name to Ortonsault :)

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I heard there is a hidden track from Savio Vega and it blows away the rest of the CD.

 

It's a rap song called "Booty-Kwang" and I hear the beat is off the hook.

LOL!!!

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