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6/28: #19, Amnesty Bill Up In Smoke

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Number 19

 

It was dark times for the Conservative Brigade. Even though there was strength in numbers, it lacked one thing all groups need. A lawyer. Not only are these bottom-feeders necessary to fend off lawsuits, but they can also find out when we were wronged, thus turning the legal tables on the unsuspecting. But who can be trusted to head such an important duty? Vyce? Hell no. He likes those queers too much. That’s when it all became clear. It’s hard to go wrong with someone that starts a thread titled: “ Mikey was at my school...” followed by “No word on if the gym collapsed.....”

 

You’re hired. And I don't even know if you're Jewish.

 

What was the point of all this? I don’t know. I just like the guy. And he was listing why ESPN sucks before it became popular. Well, at least before it got some really big threads devoted to the subject. I guess I might as well do the dramatic introduction like I did with yesterday’s entry, providing people didn’t click on the links above, thus running any kind of surprise element.

 

Number 19 is…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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…The Real World’s Champion.

 

 

8:30 p.m.

 

LOL. Enough said.

 

"Grey's Anatomy" star Isaiah Washington said RACISM was a factor in his firing from the hit ABC series after he twice used an anti-gay slur.

 

Washington, who initially used the epithet during an onset clash with a co-star, told Newsweek magazine that "someone heard the booming voice of a black man and got really scared and that was the beginning of the end for me."

 

7:45 p.m.

 

• Don't you know that rationing fuel is one of the worst things you can do to a Muslim male?

 

Iranians angered by abruptly enforced fuel rationing torched or damaged more than a dozen gas stations in the country's capital Wednesday, while others grumbled and lined up to fill their tanks.

 

7:30 p.m.

 

• Aww, poor baby. Watch his temper tantrum in court here. Caution: I had a crappy time with the video.

 

A 19-year-old became enraged in a Harris County courtroom this afternoon, including knocking down a chair, when he learned he was sentenced to death for killing a woman.

 

A few officers tackled Dexter Johnson, who was convicted this month of capital murder in the death of Maria Aparece.

 

Johnson's family members screamed and started crying after the punishment was announced. A woman who was identified as the mother of Johnson's child wailed. Two people who collapsed were taken away by ambulances that were called to State District Judge Denise Collins' courtroom.

 

And just what was this teen convicted of?

 

Johnson was one of five people, court evidence showed, that carjacked Aparece and her boyfriend, Huy Ngo, on June 18, 2005 as the couple talked in her vehicle outside Ngo's home.

 

Johnson, his friend Keithron Fields,18, and an uncharged juvenile threatened Aparece and Ngo with a shotgun and a pistol, threw the couple in the backseat and drove them around Houston demanding money, credit cards and ATM access numbers, prosecutors said.

 

The three found the parked car as they rode with Timothy Randle, 20, and Ashley Ervin, 18, in Ervin's car.

 

The five are suspected in a crime spree authorities said also claimed the lives of Brady Davis and Jose Lopez in separate shootings.

 

Prosecutors said Johnson raped Aparece in the backseat of her car after parking near a patch of thick woods. Ngo who was forced to listen to the assault on his knees as the other four taunted him.

 

Johnson and Fields then marched a naked Aparece and a shirtless Ngo 60 feet into the woods and shot both in the head.

 

And I bet he was such a good boy, too, eh Ms. Johnson? Why the fuck to parents cry when their little monsters get convicted for shit like this? Rather than wail into a Kleenex, they ought to be wailing on the back of their kid's head, saying, "What the hell is the matter with you?"

 

5:15 p.m.

 

• So Neal Cavuto had Tommy Chong on for a segment today talking about immigration. Oh my God.

 

• And I'm stealing this from the other place because it pretty much sums up my thoughts on today's events in Washington.

 

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1:45 p.m.

 

• Chyna is on Jim Rome's radio show and caller just asked her if there was any truth that Vince McMahon wanted Owen Hart dead as payback for the way Bret left the company.

 

9 a.m.

 

• Aw, this is a shame.

 

The fate of U.S. immigration legislation was cast into doubt when at least six senators who helped revive the proposed overhaul said they either oppose or are leaning against a move to permit a vote on final passage.

 

The measure is in more jeopardy ``than I thought a few hours ago,'' said Senator Christopher Dodd, a Connecticut Democrat.

 

The supporters' strategy of disposing of amendments that threatened the legislation's bipartisan support hit a procedural snag late in the day, adding to the uncertainty. The Senate refused to set aside an amendment by Montana Democrats Max Baucus and Jon Tester that would dilute requirements employers verify the identity of new workers.

 

Yeah, Tony Snow, this is going to end up being on "tough" bill (see the 8 a.m. entry).

 

8 a.m.

 

• So I’m listening to Dennis Miller’s show yesterday and he’s talking with Tony Snow about this amnesty program. Tony, I feel you, and I’m sure there are measures to “protect the border” in the pages upon pages of this abortion, but if you actually think this bill is going to actually do any of these “lockdown” measures then you’re on drugs. All this stuff about “there’s no line jumping,” “they have to pay fines,” “you don’t have access to the welfare system,” and “you have to learn English” that I’m hearing you say, Tony, as I’ve heard you say on other shows as well, is NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. You actually think Ted Kennedy will go along with this shit? Once this invasion bill gets approved, then the focus will shift as follows.

 

There’s no line jumping.

 

Uncle Ted: Come on, guys, Jose is away from his wife and 10 kids that have to wait in front of 2 million others people. Let them pass –– Joes’s not a TERRORIST. What are you, a RACIST?!

 

They have to pay fines.

 

Uncle Ted: Come on guys, Jose is picking lettuce 12 hours a day, seven days a week. He can’t afford to pay this fine. You’re taking away food off his family’s table. Joes’s not a TERRORIST. What are you, a RACIST?!

 

You don’t have access to the welfare system.

 

Uncle Ted: Come on guys, Jose is picking lettuce 12 hours a day, seven days a week. He can’t afford the medical insurance to pay for all those kids. Joes’s not a TERRORIST. What are you, a RACIST?!

 

You have to learn English.

 

Uncle Ted: Come on guys, Jose is picking lettuce 12 hours a day, seven days a week. He can’t immediately learn English right away. We need to cater to his needs or else we’d be a RACIST country. While we’re at it, we also have to make sure his 10 kids that are taking up space in our fine government schools get the same treatment.

 

So please forgive me if I don’t seem all that confident in this bill’s ability to enforce laws that aren’t already being enforced and view this pro-invasion legislation as just that.

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• Chyna is on Jim Rome's radio show and caller just asked her if there was any truth that Vince McMahon wanted Owen Hart dead as payback for the way Bret left the company.

 

Please tell me that both Chyna and the gnome dismissed the idea and ragged on the guy for being a retard?

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No. They didn't agree with the caller, but they used it to springboard into "Owen didn't want to do it/Vince made him do it" talk. Let's just say after from what I heard, Chyna won't be asked to make any surprise returns to WWE prgrams. She also said she wants to do movies and shows where she can do "self-help" stuff.

 

Also, another caller was talking about why wrestlers don't have health insurance/pensions/etc. My understanding was that they are hired as "independent contractors," or something of the sort.

 

Oh, she also said she didn't do roids, prompting some interesting e-mails after she left.

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What the fuck are the Eye-ranians so upset about? Gasoline costs about 40 cents over there.

 

I turned away from Rome before Chyna came on. Did they mention the sex tape...

 

 

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