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7/26: Don't Fear The Furry Reaper

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11:45 a.m.

 

• Wonder if this was featured in Mikey Moore's latest film?

 

At least two premature Canadian babies sent to the United States when no bed was available for them at home are now stable enough to return to a British Columbia hospital. There's only one problem: There are no beds for them.

 

Consequently, the two infant girls will have to stay in the neonatal intensive-care unit at Deaconess Medical Center in Spokane, Wash., until a bed becomes available in B.C., said Patrice Sweeny, the hospital's assistant manager of the neonatal intensive-care unit.

 

"Bedline calls us every day," Ms. Sweeny said of the company, bcbedline, which locates emergency- and critical-care beds for B.C. citizens on behalf of doctors. "They have not had a bed yet. We're just waiting. But as soon as they have a bed, we'll send those babies back ... It's just a crisis up there."

 

Over the past six months, at least 40 patients from three provinces have found themselves smack in the middle of a medical drama. With no neonatal intensive-care beds available for the babies in Canada, provincial government officials were sent scrambling, trying to find care south of the border.

 

Boy, it's a good thing those new moms got all this at no charge thanks to Canada's FREE health care. Perhaps Mikey didn't mention this because these people were nothing but plants by the corporations.

 

9:15 a.m.

 

• Whenever I wake up in the morning, there's always at least one of our three milling around, or on, the bed.

 

Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours.

 

His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means they have less than four hours to live.

 

"He doesn't make too many mistakes. He seems to understand when patients are about to die," said Dr. David Dosa in an interview. He describes the phenomenon in a poignant essay in today's issue of the New England Journal of Medicine...

 

...The 2-year-old feline was adopted as a kitten and grew up in a third-floor dementia unit at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. The facility treats people with Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and other illnesses.

 

After about six months, the staff noticed Oscar would make his own rounds, just like the doctors and nurses. He'd sniff and observe patients, then sit beside people who would wind up dying in a few hours.

 

Dosa said Oscar seems to take his work seriously and is generally aloof. "This is not a cat that's friendly to people," he said...

 

...Doctors say most of the people who get a visit from the sweet-faced, gray-and-white cat are so ill they probably don't know he's there, so patients aren't aware he's a harbinger of death. Most families are grateful for the advance warning, although one wanted Oscar out of the room while a family member died. When Oscar is put outside, he paces and meows his displeasure...

 

...Nicholas Dodman, who directs an animal behavioral clinic at the Tufts University Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine and has read Dosa's article, said the only way to know is to carefully document how Oscar divides his time between the living and dying.

 

If Oscar really is a furry grim reaper, it's also possible his behavior could be driven by self-centered pleasures like a heated blanket placed on a dying person, Dodman said.

 

Nursing home staffers aren't concerned with explaining Oscar, so long as he gives families a better chance at saying goodbye to the dying.

 

Oscar recently received a wall plaque publicly commending his "compassionate hospice care."

 

Animals may not be as "smart" as humans, but I'd take their instincts over what's printed in textbooks during many of life's instances.

 

7:15 a.m.

 

• So I finally got around to watching “Batman Begins” last night (like I’ve said before, I don’t watch movies in the theaters all that often, so I normally wait until they come out on DVD). All I can say is … wow. Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson, Gary Oldman, Katie Holmes ... Morgan Freeman. Awesome stuff. I actually liked the first part of the film when more of a “backstory” was presented than when all the action took place. I’m not a big comic book guy, but Batman was one of my favorites. This of course means I had at one time a dozen or so of his comics. I didn’t see “Batman” coming out of Christian Bale (who I never heard of up to this point), but that’s not a knock on him. It’s just whenever I hear “Batman” the first image that pops into my head is Michael Keaton –– similar to how I think of Roger Moore whenever I hear the words “James Bond,” even though I always liked the Sean Connery movies better. I’m sure I’ll feel the same way when the Joker is featured in the next movie, which is what I’ve read about in the TSM Movie folder. That white-and-green bad guy will always be Jack to me.

 

• While I'm on the subject of movies –– que?

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I was going to poke fun at the blob, but then I noticed that the kids were sent to Deaconess Medical Center. I've never liked that one, mainly because my mom works at another hospital in Spokane, Sacred Heart Medical Center. Deaconess was just (I think) sold to some investment firm or something, so Mikey Moore would still have something to bitch about, as its likely they'll start turning away the poor patients that can't pay. (Pretty much fucking over the other hospitals which are non profit and have no choice but to take them)

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I had a hard time getting into Batman Begins...i took me about 3 sittings to finally watch the whole thing through.

 

Guess I'm just stuck on the Nicholson/Keaton flick.

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I liked Batman Begins a lot, but Katie Holmes was just terrible. And I agree that the origin part of the film was the best part, and it makes me think I won't like the sequel near as much without that.

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The thing with the Keaton/Jack Batman is that most times when I watch it I lose interest mid-way through (and that's weird considering I need to watch movies/tv shows all the way through even if they're terrible). If I had to pick a spot, it was when the Joker crashed the restaurant and re-does some of the artwork.

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You're an absolute tool for not having seen Batman Begins until now. Get your ass to a theater. Besides it's been out on DVD for forever.

 

Credit to a Dennis Miller caller for pointing out that nobody has considered that Oscar the cat may not be the PREDICTOR of the deaths but rather the INSTIGATOR. Maybe this cat is curling up over their face or what not. Lets check this cat out.

 

 

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YOU of all people should know why I don't go to the theater, what with all the stupid-ass stories you've heard from me over the years (it's much worse when I grumble face-to-face).

 

And Oscar would NEVER do something like that.

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