Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2006 Fuck......Laz has issues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2006 Fuck Goldberg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2006 Fuck trannies. I am a male and am attracted to women for sure. I am attracted to female qualities and I am not sexually attracted to butchy women, feminine men, nor to masculinity, penises, muscles, athleticism, or any of the other measures of masculinity and manhood. I am currently in a relationship with a woman I love and have not told her about this side of me because I am not sure if it is important enough to indulge... which would certainly cost me the relationship. However, I am incredibly turned on by the female parts of beautiful, glamorous, big-breasted transvestites: hair and face, breasts, long legs, BUTT, etc. Before my current relationship, I have had sex with one... whom I paid because I am in no way involved in any gay/bi/trans community and who was so gorgeous (more so than many women) and passable as a female that I wouldn't have detected the maleness at first glance. I first developed or discovered (not sure which) an attraction to trannies through internet porn. I wondered what a real encounter would be like, so I browsed escort ads with pics. I looked at all pictures in the database regardless of location because I wanted to discover what was out there. 95% of the pics were obviously males feminizing themselves and were somewhat repulsive. The other 5% were so attractive to me that I would instantly have sex with any one of them given the opportunity. I have no desire to be penetrated or to give oral sex. I just like penetrating them and having them pleasure me orally. In my session with the escort, I declined offers to touch his/her(?) penis and mentally blocked out the fact that he/she had a penis. I wouldn't even look at it. I still browse tranny escort sites for the stimulation, but otherwise haven't made an effort to pursue anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Snaps 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2006 Did you copy this from somewhere? If you didn't......you may have won the thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2006 i copy everything =( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2006 Fuck the Spike TV Scream Awards. Great concept - giving a deserved nod to horror and sci-fi since most awards shows don't touch them outside of the occasional special FX awards - but poorly delivered. I mean, for musical guests...My Chemical Romance and KoRn? One makes some sense since they're a popular act from the last three years, but the other lost most of its fanbase - and all of their mainstream "credibility" - years ago after their fourth album. Why not a performance from Rob Zombie, since he's a guest anyway? Why not a performance by Marilyn Manson or Ozzy Osbourne, since both have appeared on the show already? And why the fuck did they not have ALICE COOPER up there, since he started the whole horror rock/shock rock thing back in the 60's?! Fuck stupid new co-workers that ask you five times for directions to a place you've already taken them four times, that make you look bad by telling your boss how you make sure to lounge around until they (the boss) come looking for you, and that have no fucking idea how to take any fucking initiative when you're busy running from one end of the warehouse to the other to help a customer when there's another customer waiting to be helped. Fuck the G-ra, I want the machine that's been making 'em. Again...FUCK the Scream Awards. Best Mutiliation to fucking Hostel for ONE FUCKING EYE being torn out when another nominee is the entire dismemberment of that skateboarding kid from Land of the Dead? A scene that featured each limb being ripped apart, blood gushing everywhere, and his intestines being pulled out (you know, MUTILATION)? And fucking "SCREAM QUEEN" goes to Kate Beckinsdale for that piece of shit Underwold: Evolution? Eat my fucking bung. Fuck...I think Perineum would be an awesome band name. First album: It Came From The Grendel. Fuck those stupid-ass Helio commercials. It's a fucking phone, assholes. You use it to verbally communicate with others across a distance where verbal communication would otherwise be impossible. You dial PHONE numbers to talk to people not on your "friends list." Most cell phones have access to the Internet today anyway, so don't bother pimping that as your big difference. Eat shit and go puke it all up so you can eat it again. Lather, rinse, repeat. Fuck Carnival for his blind Jarrett worship when it's obvious to anybody with more than one testicle (or ovary, should they be female) that the man who once called everybody "SLAPNUTS" and who will be best known as "that redneck that hit women in the WWF in 1999 who lost to Chyna before he left the company" is ruining the company he and his daddy started. ...uhhh...FUCK...I'm outta rants... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheesalaIsGood 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2006 Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck Screw a Kangaroo Finger bang an Orangutan an orgy at the zoo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2006 Corey, don't you know that MCR wear dark makeup? That is the epitome of all things horror. Shame on you. SHAME. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2006 Isn't there a band called Horrorpops? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2006 Yes. I was forced to listen to them ad nauseum for a while by a high school fling/friend (long story, and I do believe I've ranted on her before) who was also into local indie act The Dresden Dolls. Needless to say, I've since done nothing but disrespect her taste in music. Oh, that reminds me... FUCK THE DRESDEN DOLLS. You are the reason the Boston music scene has died. I don't care if it wasn't too active before you got together besides the almost monthly DKM show. It's because of you that most Boston bands turned pussy and started singing generic indie bullshit, and I'm glad Robby Roadsteamer is bringing ballsy rock n' roll back to Boston and the North Shore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2006 Dresden Dolls was one of the best live shows Ive seen this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2006 Is anyone actually reading Corey_Lazarus's posts in this thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted October 11, 2006 thank god somebody said it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2006 Fuck trannies. I am a male and am attracted to women for sure. I am attracted to female qualities and I am not sexually attracted to butchy women, feminine men, nor to masculinity, penises, muscles, athleticism, or any of the other measures of masculinity and manhood. I am currently in a relationship with a woman I love and have not told her about this side of me because I am not sure if it is important enough to indulge... which would certainly cost me the relationship. However, I am incredibly turned on by the female parts of beautiful, glamorous, big-breasted transvestites: hair and face, breasts, long legs, BUTT, etc. Before my current relationship, I have had sex with one... whom I paid because I am in no way involved in any gay/bi/trans community and who was so gorgeous (more so than many women) and passable as a female that I wouldn't have detected the maleness at first glance. I first developed or discovered (not sure which) an attraction to trannies through internet porn. I wondered what a real encounter would be like, so I browsed escort ads with pics. I looked at all pictures in the database regardless of location because I wanted to discover what was out there. 95% of the pics were obviously males feminizing themselves and were somewhat repulsive. The other 5% were so attractive to me that I would instantly have sex with any one of them given the opportunity. I have no desire to be penetrated or to give oral sex. I just like penetrating them and having them pleasure me orally. In my session with the escort, I declined offers to touch his/her(?) penis and mentally blocked out the fact that he/she had a penis. I wouldn't even look at it. I still browse tranny escort sites for the stimulation, but otherwise haven't made an effort to pursue anything. Yeah, I'd fuck a tranny too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Snaps 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2006 Is anyone actually reading Corey_Lazarus's posts in this thread? Look at all those Corey_Lazarus posts I'm not going to read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2006 Fuck you Lucy for leaving me. Fuck you Lucy for not needing me. I wanna say fuck you, because I still love you! No, I'm not okay, and I don't know what to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2006 Wait wait wait wait WAIT. You people mean to tell me that Laz is in here, ranting like a lunatic, and you're making fun of him for it, and yet no one, not a single solitary soul, bothered to point out the delicious irony of Laz going on about kids these days not even knowing the names of true metal legends, and then SPELLING KK FUCKING DOWNING'S NAME WRONG????? Jesus people. Pay attention. Unless there really is some other dude name KK Dowling who happens to be a metal legend. In which case I pay too much attention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2006 Maybe he was thinking of Father Dowling He loved that show Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2006 I initially skipped over his long post, but in going back to search for "KK Dowling", I noticed he also fucked up Udo Dirkschneider Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2006 Yes. Yes I did. FUCK stupid-ass foreign names that I can't fucking spell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2006 So Corey, do you prefer Father Dowling, or Mr. Cunningham? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2006 I thought that other name was wrong too, but I didn't know how to spell it properly, so I thought it was better left alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2006 Wait wait wait wait WAIT. You people mean to tell me that Laz is in here, ranting like a lunatic, and you're making fun of him for it, and yet no one, not a single solitary soul, bothered to point out the delicious irony of Laz going on about kids these days not even knowing the names of true metal legends, and then SPELLING KK FUCKING DOWNING'S NAME WRONG????? Jesus people. Pay attention. Unless there really is some other dude name KK Dowling who happens to be a metal legend. In which case I pay too much attention. I apologize. I shall work harder in the future to prevent these things from happening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2006 You better. *shakes fist* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
