Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2006 fuck having knots in the muscles on your back right along your spine when you have to make 40 minute drives (both ways) three times a week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2006 It's "Talk Like a Fucking Pirate Day" at my job. FUCK Talk Like a Pirate Day. ARRRR! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2006 Fuck pirates. Lamest historical fad ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2006 Except for hippies, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2006 No, pirates are more lame than hippies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2006 I'm a PLAYARRRR! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2006 Fuck you and everyone that looks like you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MFer 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2006 Is this an "I want to fuck this person" thread or "fuck this person" thread? I ask because I have no idea who Danity Kane is, or even if it's a male or female. Danity Kane is Diddy's latest project, an all female group that had it's own show on MTV, Making the Band 3. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2006 Is this an "I want to fuck this person" thread or "fuck this person" thread? I ask because I have no idea who Danity Kane is, or even if it's a male or female. Danity Kane is Diddy's latest project, an all female group that had it's own show on MTV, Making the Band 3. at least they LOOK good...though I haven't heard much from them so I really can't comment too much on the actual music. I caught a few episodes of this latest season and it actually wasn't too bad of a watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hemme Report post Posted September 20, 2006 As far as the Smiths go, I think they were dreary, Morrissey's "tortured soul" bullshit winds me up, If he's such a toutured soul, why carry on? Another piece of the puzzle. Whats this puzzle? Is it like a jigsaw, because if it is, It's gonna take a while, I never had the attention span to do them. Nothing like a good intra-English fight Meh, the North > the South. Anyroad, a fuck list from me- Fuck the CSA, complete bumbling morons. Fuck Chelsea, RIP English football. Fuck Sony, PS3 in MARCH? Behave. Fuck the Simon Cowell show, oops sorry, I meant Fuck X-Factor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2006 As far as the Smiths go, I think they were dreary, Morrissey's "tortured soul" bullshit winds me up, If he's such a toutured soul, why carry on? Another piece of the puzzle. Whats this puzzle? Is it like a jigsaw, because if it is, It's gonna take a while, I never had the attention span to do them. Another piece of the puzzle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2006 i will beat you hemme Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Public Account Report post Posted September 28, 2006 i will beat you hemme That's just a Trillian error. I get that shit all the time when it shuts down suddenly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2006 Your missing the real genius to the smiths that was Marr's light and bubbly riffs to Morrisey's dreary lyrics! It was the yin & yang between the two. Oh and the Arctic Monkeys will be gone in 2 years. The only type of gratitude I can give them is they're pushing the Kiezer Cheives further out the door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
In Credible 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2006 Fuck The World Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
In Credible 0 Report post Posted September 29, 2006 And fuck Brookers, bitch needs braces for that gap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
In Credible 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2006 Fuck the police. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheesalaIsGood 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2006 Fuck the fucking party man! The fucking party is fucked! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
In Credible 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2006 Fuck the fucking party man! The fucking party is fucked! Fuck Yeah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2006 Fuck the middle east. Let's just nuke that entire fucking stone age - INCLUDING ISRAEL, YOU STUPID McFUCKS - and let the ACTUAL peaceful Muslims get along with everybody else. 1-2-3-4, FUCK FASHIONCORE. I'm sick of these scrawny-ass motherfuckers that dye their hair an awful shade of jet black, brush it all to one side after shaving half of their head, dress like Nikki Sixx circa "Home Sweet Home," and act like they know more about metal than me and my friends do because they listen to 80's shit. FUCK YOU. I've been listening to metal since you were watching fucking Barney, douchebags. The names Udo Kirschener, KK Dowling, Glen Benton, Sean Yseult, and Cyrus mean jack-fucking-shit to you, and that's why you're a fucking poseur. Alexi Laiho is your idol, and he's a fucking faggot in an overrated glam rock band, so EAT THE FUCKING CORN OUT OF MY FUCKING SHIT. Fuck the free world, 3-1-3. Fuck those cunts that stab you and your best friend in the back after stringing both of us along for an entire summer, making us think you were cool and actually enjoyed spending time with us when all you wanted was to piss your ex-boyfriend and our mutual ex-girlfriend off to settle some petty fucking score. Eat fucking shit. You're a fucking disease carrying shit around that's so well-known as a fucking scumbag that I needed to get tested SIX MONTHS AFTER THE FUCKING FACT just to make sure. And now another good friend of mine has been directly affected by you and another guy you screwed over, so you can eat fucking shit, pull that ring the size of a frisbee out of your fucking gross nipple, and shove your favorite Seether album so far up your ass that the band's whiny-ass lyrics actually mean something. Fuck the rich fucks that run companies as if everything was their own personal little playground, making everybody that busts their ass day-in and day-out to bring home a paycheck have a miserable existence, just so you can have some extra pocket change. Fuck your golf tournaments, fuck your TiVo, and fuck your holier-than-thou attitude because you coach peewee hockey and I don't give a fuck. If you weren't signing my checks and you tried pulling any of this shit with me, you'd have a $5,000 dental bill to pay to recraft the teeth I knocked down your fucking throat. Fuck the overprotective mothers and fathers of the world. You think child abduction, sexual abuse, and mass murders didn't happen when you were kids? No, they did, they just weren't reported as often. Fuck, what do you call ARRANGED MARRIAGES in most parts of the world?! let your fucking kids go out with their friends once in a while and stop worrying about what fucking Ozzy Osbourne is saying to them: if they're dumb enough to take a guy who can barely fucking speak serious, then they deserve to die. FUUUUUUCK JEEEEEEFF JAAAAAAARRETT. I haven't said that in a while, but with every episode of Impact I watch, I see more Jarrett than I can handle. I don't care that he's headlining the "biggest show in TNA history" in November. I don't care that he and his father started the company. They took a good idea and used Jeff in some interesting roles, but then their ego got the better of them and now Jeff runs around and fucks with my enjoyment of the product. Eat shit, Jeff Jarrett, and don't ever return to the ring after dropping the belt that you're pissing on every second you hold it. Fuck rock radio. I don't care about the motherfucking White Stripes. Audioslave is shit to me and shit to everybody else with a fucking IQ greater than that of a trained orangutan with Down's Syndrome. Play Seether again and watch as they disappear in a few years while the bands you NEVER play struggle on in spite. I don't blame the radio stations or the DJs themselves - a lot of the time they come out and admit that they don't play their favorite bands on the air - but to whoever makes the playlist: stop worrying about filling your overflowing wallet and start worrying about playing music that people want to hear instead of this generic three-chord ripoff of Nirvana with "waaah, I wanna kill myself, waaah, my girlfriend dumped me" sang over it like some fucking male version of Avril. EAT. SHIT. AND. DIE. And fuck me for even bothering doing this stupid fucking thing. I'm an egotistical, elitist prick that has no real reason to be either, I can do so much better for myself in the long and short run, and yet I choose to do nothing. I try to hide it with some old-school punk sensibility of "I'm rebelling by taking everything the system taught me and flushing it down the toilet," but really all I want is to have a good job and make some fucking cash to leave for my kids one day so that they don't have to start at square-fucking-one. Fuck poker. FUCK POKER. FUCK. POKER. FU. CK. PO. KE. R. F U C K P O K E R. You get it? It's a fucking card game, very similar to Go Fish or War or Bridge, only you fucking obsess over it like it's the end of your fucking life. "Professional" poker players are almost as pathetic as professional golfers: they're both fucking stupid past-times meant to be done with friends and business partners as a means of killing time and bonding, but at least professional golf takes talent beyond keeping your face still and wearing stupid fucking aviators. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2006 The Commitee to Legalize Marijuana would like to state that Coery Lazarus' previous post was not induced by Marijuana in any way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2006 And fuck the politicians fighting to keep marijuana illegal despite clinical tests proving that it's less harmful than tobacco and alcohol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2006 WOAH-UH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2006 Fuck not being able to sleep because you got a headcold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2006 Laz needs to chug a fuckton of NyQuil and then start posting about what he doesn't like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2006 I think it'd be much better after taking a perc with a six-pack. Now THAT would not only be full of hilarious spelling errors, but would also be quite incoherent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 10, 2006 an awful shade of jet black How many are there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2006 FUUUUUUCK JEEEEEEFF JAAAAAAARRETT. Fuck Corey_Lazarus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 10, 2006 an awful shade of jet black How many are there? Oh good, now you're a fucking color nazi to go along with your grammar. Just be an interior decorator fag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 10, 2006 I painted my bathroom once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
