Guest The Fallen Angel Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 I have him chained to a door in my basement, where I am forcing him to watch every wrestling match in my collection. After he views them I force him to tell me what he thought and his match rating for it. He is getting 3 meals a day and can shower once a week. For proof I will send one of you his New York Yankees baseball jersey. He will not be released until I get a total of $1 Million dollars from The SmartMarks message board.
The Czech Republic Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Sorry, pal. TSM doesn't negotiate with terrorists.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 I have him chained to a door in my basement, where I am forcing him to watch every wrestling match in my collection. After he views them I force him to tell me what he thought and his match rating for it. He is getting 3 meals a day and can shower once a week. For proof I will send one of you his New York Yankees baseball jersey. He will not be released until I get a total of $1 Million dollars from The SmartMarks message board. Boring.
Guest Anglesault Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 As MVP of this board, I feel the need to be the top negotiator for Dames' release. I'll get around to it later.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 The Fallen Angel Posted on Mar 13 2004, 09:35 AM If we pay 2 million can we get his shins back aswell?
Jingus Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Oh come on, we all know that Popick really runs things around here.
Guest Astro Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 I just hope Frigid Soul doesn't find him first
Guest Fook Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 You can keep him. We're doing fine without him.
Youth N Asia Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 3 meals a day? A Shower? I think he's well set.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 As MVP of this board BWAHAHAHHAHA *wipes tears out of eyes* This thread sucks. I expected better from you Agnes.
Youth N Asia Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 At first I thought you said "Elian Gonzalez." Where as we would have given you anything to get him back
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Come home soon Dames, come home soon.
Guest Anglesault Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 As MVP of this board BWAHAHAHHAHA *wipes tears out of eyes* This thread sucks. I expected better from you Agnes. Wow, another case of cwm seeing my name and avatar and scrolling down.
Slayer Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 *picks up phone* "Hello, TSM, I have kidnapped Anglesault, and will not return him unless... hello? Hello?"
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 go away Anglesault, you're wasting precious Oxygen.
Guest Anglesault Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 go away Anglesault, you're wasting precious Oxygen. Well, if oxygen is the problem, maybe you should stop cutting down all the trees, Paul.
RavishingRickRudo Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 How can you two be fighting at a time like this! For all we know, Dames could be tied up and a tiny lil spider could be walking towards him right now, as we speak. My god, the fear in that poor little soul... I can almost feel it myself. *Lights another candle*
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 You fools are actually playing along with this?
justsoyouknow Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 go away Anglesault, you're wasting precious Oxygen. Well, if oxygen is the problem, maybe you should stop cutting down all the trees, Paul. That would be a valid comeback if he were still a lumberjack.
The Amazing Rando Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Once a lumberjack...always a lumberjack... Cause ya know... Once ya go 'jack, ya never go back.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Once a lumberjack...always a lumberjack... Cause ya know... Once ya go 'jack, ya never go back. There was nothing Amazing about that post, Rando.
Youth N Asia Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Once a lumberjack...always a lumberjack... Cause ya know... Once ya go 'jack, ya never go back. There was nothing Amazing about that post, Rando. *ba-dum-ching*
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 you can't expect rando to bring the amazing every post. he's human after all
Angle-plex Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 This thread sucks. I expected better from you Agnes. What the fuck are you bringing me into this for?
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 At first I thought you said "Elian Gonzalez." Where as we would have given you anything to get him back Didn't you see the racial draft? The puerto ricans claimed him for good. We can't do shit about it anymore.
The Czech Republic Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 Is kidnapping an administrator an automatic ban or just a WWE folder suspension?
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted March 14, 2004 Report Posted March 14, 2004 ...Elian Gonzalez was Cuban. Watch Chappelle Show, then you'll get the joke.
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