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Guest The Fallen Angel
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I have him chained to a door in my basement, where I am forcing him to watch every wrestling match in my collection. After he views them I force him to tell me what he thought and his match rating for it. He is getting 3 meals a day and can shower once a week. For proof I will send one of you his New York Yankees baseball jersey. He will not be released until I get a total of $1 Million dollars from The SmartMarks message board.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
I have him chained to a door in my basement, where I am forcing him to watch every wrestling match in my collection. After he views them I force him to tell me what he thought and his match rating for it. He is getting 3 meals a day and can shower once a week. For proof I will send one of you his New York Yankees baseball jersey. He will not be released until I get a total of $1 Million dollars from The SmartMarks message board.

Boring.

Guest Anglesault
Posted

As MVP of this board, I feel the need to be the top negotiator for Dames' release.

 

 

I'll get around to it later.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
As MVP of this board

BWAHAHAHHAHA

 

*wipes tears out of eyes*

 

This thread sucks. I expected better from you Agnes.

Guest Anglesault
Posted
As MVP of this board

BWAHAHAHHAHA

 

*wipes tears out of eyes*

 

This thread sucks. I expected better from you Agnes.

Wow, another case of cwm seeing my name and avatar and scrolling down.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

go away Anglesault, you're wasting precious Oxygen.

Guest Anglesault
Posted
go away Anglesault, you're wasting precious Oxygen.

Well, if oxygen is the problem, maybe you should stop cutting down all the trees, Paul.

Posted

How can you two be fighting at a time like this! For all we know, Dames could be tied up and a tiny lil spider could be walking towards him right now, as we speak. My god, the fear in that poor little soul... I can almost feel it myself.

 

*Lights another candle*

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

You fools are actually playing along with this?

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
Once a lumberjack...always a lumberjack...

 

Cause ya know...

 

Once ya go 'jack, ya never go back.

There was nothing Amazing about that post, Rando.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

you can't expect rando to bring the amazing every post. he's human after all

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted
At first I thought you said "Elian Gonzalez." Where as we would have given you anything to get him back

Didn't you see the racial draft? The puerto ricans claimed him for good. We can't do shit about it anymore.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted
...Elian Gonzalez was Cuban.

Watch Chappelle Show, then you'll get the joke.

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