Gang Wars v2.0: Draft Declarations

[Art Sandusky 0]

Okay, as of right now (4:39am EST Tuesday) we have FIVE confirmed captains. Zack Malibu, The Czech Republic/Slayer, Princess Leena, wildpegasus, and myself. The sixth captain's position is available for StylesMark if he wants it. If not, the first person that's nominated here and has that nomination seconded will be the final captain. Gimmicks and other bad posters will be reserved for Team WildPegasus (gotta have a Team ChokenSault). Don't nominate/second yourself. That's lame.

 

In this thread, declare your eligibility for the draft. If you weren't here the first time and are unsure, there are some helpful links below to give you an idea of how this goes. Oh, and save buttering up the captains until the #1 pick thread is determined. Spoils system ahoy on that one.

 

Gang Wars Examples From 2004:

 

The Nevermortal thread that started it

 

#1 pick poll thread

 

The Draft itself; a seriously great thread

 

Draft discussion thread

 

The main flaming thread

 

Team ChokenSault's finest hour

 

One of the first uses of "Soccer Mom'd," which came out of the 2004 rendition

 

Malibu gets mean

 

An example of a results thread

 

Freakin' CanadianChick was involved in this! I forgot we had several threads all devoted to bashing her at once.

 

Conclusion

 

EDIT: Man, this really dominated the folder during its time before. All those links and I barely scratched the surface.

 

Participating Posters:

Carnival

Hotbutter Spoontoaster

FroGG NeaL

Adam

Murmuring Beast

benn

Chave

alfdogg

RickJamesB1tch

Languid Reptile

St. Gabriel of Djibouti

NY Untouchable

CheesalaIsGood

Mole

Invader3k

JHawk

Sideburnious

Kingofthe909

Carlito Brigante

Hemme

Imarkout4eldandy

UseTheSledgehammerUh

iggymcfly

ZGangsta

Chuck Woolery

cardsfan31

Oblivious Heel

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

jesus christ

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

whoa, dawg. this shit's gettin' too complex.

 

I thought we were splitting up into teams and playing laser tag with real guns.

 

This computer battleing, I just don't do that shit.

[Carnival 0]

I declare for the draft.

[Art Sandusky 0]

whoa, dawg. this shit's gettin' too complex.

So you are or aren't going to be involved?

 

I'll keep the lead post updated as others join in.

[Adam 0]

That Draft thread never fails to make me laugh. Good times.

 

I'm declaring. Chave and I are under the same agent team. You'll have to go through these men:

 

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

whoa, dawg. this shit's gettin' too complex.

So you are or aren't going to be involved?

 

I'll keep the lead post updated as others join in.

 

 

Yeah, i'm down...

 

 

 

 

But I gotta be on a team with Lushus, KOAB, DRH, EHME and Carnival.

[Guest Felonies!]

Depends on who drafts you. And no holdouts. To help your odds of staying together, I promise to draft none of you.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

I'd happily go on the same team as Chave and Adam.

[Adam 0]

So we're the Commonwealth World Order, then?

 

EDIT: Wow, I just read "Eat Shit". That 'Man of 1004 Modes vs FrigidSoul' battle got real ugly real quickly, did it not?

[Copper Feel 0]

I declare myself draftable by god.

[benn 0]

I'll declare for the draft.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Depends on who drafts you. And no holdouts. To help your odds of staying together, I promise to draft none of you.

 

 

Cool shit, man.

 

If they're all down for it we'll be like that dude on Sunny In Phillidelphia's team when they were picking the b-ball teams.

 

We'll take benn too. His Edge markdom outweighs mine, so then people won't notice mine as much.

[k thx 0]

I'm in (even though I won't be properly around for the next week).

 

But when I am here: WHAMMY~!

 

Plus you get the kudos of having me on your team and, apparently, Adam and Murmuring Beast.

[Man Who Sold The World 0]

[Frogg disappoints me for not saying he'll pick up the light skin guy.]

[benn 0]

Depends on who drafts you. And no holdouts. To help your odds of staying together, I promise to draft none of you.

 

 

Cool shit, man.

 

If they're all down for it we'll be like that dude on Sunny In Phillidelphia's team when they were picking the b-ball teams.

 

We'll take benn too. His Edge markdom outweighs mine, so then people won't notice mine as much.

Should I start up a black poster gimmick or just exaggerate my white-ness.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

I'm not sure.

 

KOAB and Black Lushus will have to decide that one.

 

 

And Rick_JamesB1tch! My bad, homie.

 

I mentioned you before, I think. I meant to.

 

We got white boys with ghetto passes, why the fuck would i diss you 'cause you're light-skinned?

 

Crazy ass nikka. You're in.

 

We need a secret weapon to come in and clean house when all the other gangs team up on us Blacks.

[alfdogg 0]

I'm in, s0n.

[Adam 0]

Looks like we're draftable as a group, ala the nWo in 02.

[St. Gabe 0]

I declare For the draft. Declare for the draft I do.

[alfdogg 0]

Looks like we're draftable as a group, ala the nWo in 02.

who

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

I'm in, s0n.

 

 

You want down with the <isert name of team here>?

[Slayer 0]

The Czech Republic/Slayer

[Man Who Sold The World 0]

I'm with my brothers. I will bring my shank in case somethin' pops off.

[Adam 0]

The Czech Republic/Slayer

How unfortunate.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

They're bowing to our BLACK POWER~! already my brothers. We must band together and free ourselves from these shackles of not being able to call ourselves "niggas".

[benn 0]

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

My TSM Olympics idea was better than a rehash of this.

[Adam 0]

It still might happen, don't lose faith.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

 

 

so you're on the left, I'm guessing?