PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

I have some excellent equipment (84 Gibson Explorer with a classic Music Man head, Ibanez Artwood Acoustic) but I am embarrassingly bad at playing.

Goldberg vs. Lesnar from WrestleMania XX, by far. Junkyard Battle Royal from Bash at the Beach 99. Hogan vs. Warrior from Halloween Havoc 98. Undertaker vs. Undertaker from Summer Slam 94. Bigelow, Booger, Headshrinkers vs. Four Doinks from Survivor Series 1993. Any of the TNA reverse battle royals.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Not a major injury by any means, but after a night of mixing many different brands of beer that I bought at World Harvest, I got the idea to slide face first down the wooden stairs in this old house that my friends and I were renting out... which was fun until an old rusty nail that was poking out caught me in the chin. The scar isn't all that noticeable nowadays, though.

Shark.

221 B Baker Street owns all.

If memory serves, Russo had plans for Vampiro to "baptize" The KISS Demon during a match at the New Year's Evil special to turn him babyface, but those plans were scrapped because it occurred to the creative team that it would be really, really, really, really stupid.

or... do those shows even have writers? I've caught more than a few minutes of "The Hills" or whatever hot garbage MTV was churning out that minute and... fuck... do people actually watch that shit?

A lot of the music that WCW used was/is public domain. I once heard Eddy Guerrero's original music in a porno flick.

I'm Irish-American and I do not claim St. Patrick's Day. In fact, I mourn the spreading of Christianity.

Damn. The medication that I just started only permits me to have two alcoholic drinks a day. I can't wait to get off this shit. No limit on how many times I can punch out my wife, though.

I remember that I tried to order that one, but my cable company was fucked up. I did catch the Free For All and the announcement that Brian Pillman had passed, so really, that evening would have been a major bummer either way.

This has a been a sad year so far for the old school guys, but it could be (and has been) much worse.

Never attended a PPV in person. The first live viewing experience was Survivor Series 1991. God damn was I relieved when The Hulkster dumped that casket over before his match started. I was so worried that The Undertaker was going to stuff him into it.

Boy, that wasn't called for. Having a bad day?

what do you mean by agreeing? Wrestling is a work. Hope I didn't spoil anything for you.

Fixed for truth. We get it. You hate anything involving Punk. God forbid I don't like a bland wrestler that's a second rate shitty knock off of KENTA. Exactly! Every time I watch CM Punk give somebody a GTS, I cannot help but think about how he is ripping off KENTA. I also think about how he is ripping off KENTA with all of the other maneuvers that he has been using for years and years. He also rips off KENTA when he is cutting his promos as well. Man, this guy is such a KENTA knock off. I can't even think about his name without thinking about KENTA.

Gravedale High Kid N' Play cartoon Hammer Man (MC Hammer cartoon) BeetleJuice cartoon Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp MTV's Oddities You Can't Do That on Television Today's Special Eureka's Castle (technically not an intro, but still awesome) Picture Page (technically only a segment intro, but I almost had an aneurysm when I rediscovered it, so it stays)

What the hell did I just see???

It's called Florida Championship Wrestling... but seriously, it would be kind of cool if WWE did something where they attached their name to it, kind of like Tough Enough but with more depth.

Dingo. Daisi. Dingo and Daisi.

How about a comedy-troupe type deal with the same five guys playing numerous roles (including drag roles for the women's division)? Those Royal Rumbles would be interesting.

I'm sure that it's quite a stretch for him.