PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Where does Kung Fu Naki fit into the equation?

I was kinda hoping that we'd get that Punk/Benoit match that never happened for some reason.

An obsolete open-heart surgery at the age of seven months stemming from a condition known as transposition of the great vessels. Fortunately for me I have only had two episodes, one in March and one in April of last year. The beta blockers are working well for now, but I have a date with a pacemaker/defibrillator in my near future. No homo.

I still remember being caught up in the awesomeness of the new Faarooq at Survivor Series '96. I marked hardy for J.C. and Wolfie (who were actually feuding in USWA at the time, which was immediately dropped in favor of the NOD Memphis squad) coming out as part of the new group. Big step up from what they were doing with eggshell-helmet gladiator Faarooq Asad. Big step up.

They need to bring back CM Punk as the guest host.

But, I don't own a dildo.

According to IMDb, it's in production. Mick's wife must be proud. Of Abe Vigoda?

This dude is my answer to Bruiser Chong's bi-polair AIM girl: The above status is nothing noteworthy, but it will likely change by the end of the day, and not for the best.

You mean Blade? Yeah, I also thought it was Blade back in 2003. When did he film Jornada del Muerte? Was this around the same time that he was "shopping himself around Hollywood" in 2005?

Wwe has big plans for Ted Dibiase, he's booked in Triple Treat IC matches on the house show circuit starting mid-February (Dibiase vs Regal vs CM Punk), and while the Marine II doesn't come out until 2010, I expect he'll be full fledged face by that time. When the writers were brainstorming possibilities as to who would eventually end Undertakers WM streak Dibiase was one of the favorites since his father brought Undertaker in all those years ago. I'm well aware of everything that you just stated (except for the marquee triple threat Intercontinental Title matches), but I still do not understand why they are so confident that DiBiase will live up to all of this hype.

A stroke preventative, in case I go into a ventricular tachycardia (150+ beats per minute, usually, which I am taking beta blockers to prevent). It usually makes for groggy mornings if I am not hydrated enough.

Red wine + a half dozen beers + Coumadin pill = waking up and going to work this morning sucked. I also had a few swigs of vodka. I'm going to take it easy the next couple of nights before I destroy my liver.

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Well, you gave your email address to the good folks at wwe.com, the official fansite of a company that doesn't fuck around when it comes to promoting any product bearing their namesake. Just be glad that they aren't promoting The Marine again. YET. There's suppossedly a sequel starring Ted DiBiase Jr. coming out. Supposedly? There is. And I have no idea how they plan on drawing people to pay for that movie. At least Cena was on the verge of becoming a sure thing when they filmed The Marine back in the Fall of 2004. Ted DiBiase, Jr? Wow. I wish the company best in their future endeavors.

O' God damn. My girlfriend was given a complimentary cheese basket for Christmas this year from one of her top-selling clients (omit predictable prostitution jokes, plz kthx) and I am in the first steps of loving it long time. A preliminary winner is the smooth and sharp American wedge along with a glass of Chianti. And this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Well, you gave your email address to the good folks at wwe.com, the official fansite of a company that doesn't fuck around when it comes to promoting any product bearing their namesake. Just be glad that they aren't promoting The Marine again.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't. He only left a few minutes before the police are there. But... he's a professional...

Milky, do you think- nay; do you know if Mr. Pink gets away with the stolen diamonds at the end of Reservoir Dogs?

I really have barely touched it since I moved out to Indy, and that was almost two years ago. I always smoke with my friends when I go back home, but that's about the extent of it. Maybe a dozen times here, tops. I usually get burned out after two nights in a row, anyways, so it would hardly be a dive back into it.

My girlfriend offered me her Illini sweatshirt tonight and I said "Thanks, but no thanks."

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What I wouldn't give for a little bit o' that right now. Studying for thy wiz quiz is no fun; especially when I could just walk down into my basement and break into my stash. Sigh.

Not the bedroom where he killed his seven year old son?

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Can't remember how many movies I saw last year (that were released last year, of course). Not many. Wish I had that kind of time and money and the will to be around the public when I'm trying to escape reality. The Dark Knight I won't elaborate. The Wrestler Great in and of itself, but especially enjoyable for me based on reasons you should already know. Iron Man Couldn't tell you the last year that two tremendous superhero movies came out. The Hammer Did anybody else see this? They should. Cloverfield In the minority in that I really liked it. And I usually hate this kind of stuff. Forgetting Sarah Marshall Laughed my ass off. Pineapple Express Great action/thriller spoof. Burn After Reading Better than I expected. Though I expected it to be a letdown. Catch 22. Tropic Thunder Didn't realize that it was Tom Cruise until the end. Yep, I'm that guy. Indiana Jones 4 Liked that it had Karen Allen. That's about it.