PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

"Nick Hogan Drove me here?" That's pretty funny!

I don't remember the workrate being wretched or anything, as I, memory aside, figure that Prichard and Candido would do just fine with the leadable Godwinns, but I might have a selective memory. Still, how can you dislike a championship program built around assflashing and pig slop?

I GOT THE POWER LIKE THE BEAR BUT QUICK LIKE A CAT PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER PUT YOUR FACE ON THE MAT YOU COUNT THE STARS WHILE THE REF COUNTS THREE HOPE YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT CEILINGS CAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA SEE!

I think that Orton will become a fantastic anti-hero in the near future. I can feel it. Never a true white-bread babyface (do those even exist anymore, outside of Rey Misterio?) or anything like that, but I've noticed that a lot of fans are being drawn to him. WWE will make efforts to maintain his position as a sick heel, but some people show up to their shows to boo guys like Cena and cheer guys like Orton. As an aside, I am glad that 2008 was good to RKO, injury notwithstanding. He finally became a made man last year, just like Edge became a made man in 2006.

DON'T DISS THE MAN OR WE'LL BUM RUSH YOUR MOTHER!

After a manic, alcohol-free New Year's Eve I where a lot of shit went down I decided that I was going to quit drinking for a while and improve my living situation. Then the next day I said 'fuck it' and got shitfaced.

I am enjoying this, even though I'm not doing very well. Franchise, you have been an ace at keeping up with every show and maintaining this game. Cheers!

Plenty of room for the dogs to run around out back.

Trick or Treating as Farooq in blackface? Yes. You are spot on.

I know the lyrics to that theme by heart. Seriously. I won't tell you why, either.

You need a new signature.

The RAW in REVIEW episode featured a painfully sad video tribute to Hennig, Elizabeth, Blassie, Stu Hart, Hawk and Crash. Also, didn't somebody else besides Crash die at Richards' house?

Without the entire 2004 catalogue in front of me I've only got one example, but watch Survivor Series 04 and tell me he wasn't over with that crowd. I would attribute some of his face heat to his very good sub-feud with Ric Flair, of which he was just coming off. Hunter was particularly hated during this period as well. It would be a little over a year later when cheering HHH would become cool again. To get additional perspective on the poorly-booked face run, I would suggest James Guttman's World Wrestling Insanity. A good read overall, but the chapter devoted to the failed HHH programs from 2002-2005 really made the book for me. Particularly the Orton portion of said chapter.

I already burned her a mix consisting solely of Chinese Democracy tracks. I'm just working with scraps now.

Si.

HORSE the Band are fun. Nice guys, too.

I've bored you guys with this stuff before, and now I'm doing it again. Made a New Year's mix for my girlfriend. We all disguise it as 'just cause' because it's sweet and all, but the reality is usually that we want to listen to our shit when we are in their car. Well, here it is. I really tapped into my inner indie-fag for the core elements. Blindfolded (Saves the Day) Schaffino (At The Drive-In) Ha Ha (Mates of State) Our Weekend Starts on Wednesday (Hey Mercedes) Book Of Flags (Q and Not U) 1,000 Deaths (Aesop Rock) To Your Love (Fiona Apple) The Legend of the Flower of Woe (HORSE the Band) Tears for the Sheep (Atmosphere) Cul De Sac (Komeda) Mr. Lee (The Bobbettes) Ultimate Stars (Saturday Looks Good To Me) Bled White (Elliott Smith) Asa Phelps Is Dead (The Lawrence Arms) Weird Fishes/Arpeggi (Radiohead) Life And Limb (Fugazi) I Remain Calm (The Roots) One Zero (Make Believe) Big Time Sensuality (Björk) Flashback (Gift of Gab) Big Decision (Elliott Smith) Colorful Music (Decibully) P.S. You Rock My World (Eels)

Aw man, yeah. It took Orton the better part of three years to shake the stigma that hampered him from this run. I mean, quite literally, I cannot think of a time (Rated RKO run aside) where I felt like he would recover from this nonsense until he started punting folk in the head. Such a poorly executed turn, too. I don't want to scream conspiracy, but man, this is just another feud where somebody came out looking incredibly weak against HHH under the most annoying of circumstances. It's almost as if Orton was set up to fail...

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If we fall a little bit short of 128 then the most nominated participants could get a bye. Like Andre the Giant and shit.

Holy shit, I've been waiting years to see this. To the top of my Netflix queue it goes. EDIT: Damn, it's a long wait too. They screened it on campus, it was in-fucking-sane. Given the Flaming Lips, I expected weird, but there were times it was almost Eraserhead weird. It took a few weeks, but its finally coming in the mail tomorrow. Been dying to see this forever.

Probably in a plastic cup.

I don't even want to know how much they would charge for even a domestic beer.