Stephen Joseph

Yeah, once you see a UFO, you don't exactly go back to living life as normal. On a camping trip up in NC a few years ago me and some buds watched some light thing in the night sky do things that jets, meteors, or for that matter anything else we could concieve of not be able to do. It was a very sleepless night.

Okay that's completely implausible yo, because according to the show, THERE IS NO TREATMENT. The virus was a red herring

We're footing the casualties...for a chance of making Iraq a better country. That's enough reason right there. Whoever works gets paid...and I believe its difficult to argue the opposite (Whoever doesn't work gets paid). Breakdown of incentives there, which breaks down economics as a whole.

did anyone notice CWM fucked up the thread title?

cot damn... That's the first time I've marked out jumping on the couch yelling "Holy fuck!" for anything I have seen on the tv this year. I admit I was wondering how Jack would get out, and the boy sure faked an awesome seizure. Jack said he would have 50 million and that's his reason. 50 million from doing what? Methinks this: Sometime ago CTU discovered a terrorist plot to introduce this corona virus. Salazar got the virus through someone working with CTU and the whole thing is a set to use Salazar's ties to unveil who the terrorists are. Wonder who lives next episode...Ann or her husband?

nah, defacto face would be calvin Reject, PM me buddy, ive got a story for us

Someone let What? know about this match TNT vs. Street Dreamers (Reject / SJ) for the OAOAST Tag Team Titles. And the "death of Stephen Joseph"

Me saving the board...again

A very strong show as every segment had direction. It's interesting to see Blurricane take a serious slant and he's delving into alot of neat issues. SP's redebut and subsequent title win were handled well. I'm enjoying the pre-heating of the Dan Black/BPP feud. Yes...BPP. Tony's hintings were awesome too, I especially dug your edit of the War Games win. Bravo yall 9/10

JR During out first break, Stephen Joseph arrived at OAOAST arena. We understand he's in search of Tony the Body who is here in the building tonight to certify the Adrenaline Title Tournament. I'm being told a camera crew has been dispatched to catch up with him. Last week Tony came out and accidentally clocked Stephen Joseph after helping him win a brutal 3on3 contest against the Deadly Alliance. Feed cuts to the back with a running cameraman and bobbling camera, catching sight of Stephen Joseph walking towards the corporate offices. Teddy Long, dressed all in white, chugs alongside. TEDDY Holla at me player! STEPHEN JOSEPH Just come along. We'll be through with this soon enough. Stephen Joseph, Teddy, and cameraman turn right along the corridor and there Stephen opens both double oaken doors into the corporate offices. Tony sits at his desk, briefly looks up, and then continues to type out something on his computer. STEPHEN I got your apology. TONY Do we have to do this in front of them? STEPHEN Yes. The fans need to see this. I need for them to see this. Where was the apology? TONY You just said... STEPHEN Sarcasm Tony! You never sent an apology. And what was up with your smiling at the end. Did you like clocking me out? TONY (stands up) I admit, it was refreshing. Sometimes I think you forget you're just the #2 man on the totem pole. STEPHEN At least I didn't quit... TONY I'd rather not talk about that. No Stephen, I was smiling because I was happy I helped out. I smiled because I remembered this time last year you and I were at each other's throats. And I smiled because your best laid plans didn't work out and I had to bail you out. STEPHEN About that... TONY AngleSault yes...You tried didn't you? But see there's this little thing he has with HeldDown called..A CONTRACT!, and you can't override that. Not to mention the numerous fines he's gotten from Northstar for not showing up on HeldDown for months. He could not contractually appear...and why would you want him too anyways. Outside of the fact HeldDown could sue IZ's ass to bankruptcy court, it would only help iZ's ratings and reflect on Dan Black's management of the show positively. I thought you hated him? STEPHEN I agree with his ends. I disagree with his means. We both want iZ to be a strong show. He's just going about it in the wrong way. TONY You don't think I want IZ to succeed? I happen to be part of the OAOAST board of directors and I can tell you from the meetings the board has we want both brands to experience success. Speaking of that...I'm looking over the contracts for the Adrenaline Title Tournament. You signed two, one for Peter? STEPHEN Correct. TONY Why didn't you tell me? STEPHEN I don't know Tony. I'm only the #2 guy around here. There's no way I know something like that...Maybe if I prayed to God I'd get an answer. TONY Don't get smart with me. STEPHEN Don't tempt me. Here. This legal paper nulls my corporate commitments. TONY Oh thank heavens (sarcasm). Cmon Stephen, it was an honest mistake. STEPHEN Honest mistakes are how bad things happen. You said it yourself. I'm #2. Now I'm #1, looking out after myself. I love full creative control, and being a consultant. It's great when you can re-write your own duties. Basically, I just got out under your wing. Take corporate. Have fun. I'm still there for you now, but i need less restraint. And with this new contract, I have enough to regulate Mr. Dan Black. TONY Don't make an enemy out of me just for one act. STEPHEN Twice is coincidence Tony. I'm hedging my bets. And after either I or my mystery friend wins the Adrenaline title, I think I'll be in a good position to cash them in. TONY Well, any final words? STEPHEN Yeah holmes. Tell TNT that next week on IntenseZone they have a title defense. Against me. And Reject. Or better yet... Ain't nothing but Street Dreamers Tony, me and Reject. Two boys too men from the bitter street, silver-spoon mutha-fuckers gonna get beat. TONY Character change? STEPHEN Fo Shizzle my Nizzle. Time to be who I be. And time for ya to figure out who ya be. Stephen walks out of the office. Tony spins his chair around and looks at a picture of Tony "The Body" with team OAOAST at a victory party after Zero Hour: WarGames 2003. BLOODY, BATTERED & BEATEN Sunday, December 28

Just to let you know...I had nothing to do with that. Zack said that it was a good idea....I said "no". He said "yes". I said "that's your thing dude". He said "damn straight..don't be so nosey!" I said "hey f' you man!" he said "wow now let's not say anything we won't regret!" and I said "i regret knowing you" and he said "that hurts right here dude" and then he hit his chest. and I said "blow me." and he said "why are you always like this when you drink?" and I said "i'm not drunk. i've only had 12 shots of vodka." and he said "well sorry to hear that. i have some cocaine to plant." and then I passed out and the rest is fuzzy. I do remember a sheep and some lotion...but that's about it. that was damn funny

segs in

I appreciate getting all the coke

hey wait...who else is in the DC area on this board that's enjoying the snow This is the most snow I've ever seen, course I am from the South...I'm quite amazed with how well the road crews are handling it all.

I dont think ole Loius 14th is a good example of a tariff being beneficial Look at France... Point.

you should have a segment with jay darring about "the firm" calvin

fuck that i pulled the trigger

Tony doesn't have the virus either. The virus was a red herring, a false trail. No one in the story at this moment has it. Now, I'd put 5 bucks that Hector's plan is too infect Jack with it so he can die a brutal death.

The tariff was there to woo votes, but those votes officially endorsed dean a bit back, so of course bush is getting rid of it he's stupid, but not as stupid as the american people

Reject you should probably address why you came back...in addition, I believe we talked about a reject/alfdogg feud

just like your computer and women will always tell you "access denied" no one enters this saga, its mine to save dammit, everyone get that?! I SAVED THE SAGA!

and a damn good promo it was

tariffs just dont make sense economically...the only arguement for them, infant industry preservation has been proven false. The problem we run into is that free trade encourages job displacement, as companies move moreso lesser paying jobs to other places to take advantage of lower costs. In the long run, with our tech advantage, free trade creates more jobs than are lost, and those jobs pay more, thusly making us better off...no protectivist nation or policy has ever been of any benefit...thought I admit the jacksonian debacles could disprove this.

I no sell everything that zack did... because zack's a pussy

Damn straight it was a nice show...I like the idea of the new tourney, I like "The Firm" and gee, I think I'll get along with them great! hehe!