At Home

I'm talking to this chick online about my accident today, and she's trying to upload photos from her trip at the same time and she said this: "Good grief. I can't handle anything today."

Planet Earth. That's all I have to say.

Dog the Bounty Hunter is a pussy. They do a fucking SWAT team crack down to capture one little girl who did meth while pointing mace at her face and screaming at her. Do something productive.

Any rate increase or shit like that automatically voids your contract.

she had it coming

Cinnamon Raisin

Tooting my own horn

Are the bruises alcohol-induced or are they just pussies?

Oh, if you're into indie rock, go to torrentspy or something and search for "Indie Rock." Some guy makes a playlist once a month of surprisingly good indie rock. I'm downloading the July edition right now. The June edition was rad.

The Twang is pretty good.

Are we completely forgetting that these people are just calling in to cancel their shit just so they can get the iPhone? That's what this is. It's all over the internet. Bloggers are cumming all over the place telling people to do this. I guess it works. It's not like all of the sudden, 1000 people were just REALLY REALLY unsatisfied.

Get my damn hammer

The bagel? Oh yeah. I found the perfect setting on my toaster and used the right amount of butter. But the crash was also pretty cool. The whole thing was pretty scary, but the experience was kind of cool, just all the sensations and stuff like the noise and how it looked.

I got into an accident today. The guy I hit was stopped in the number 1 lane; I think he had a flat or something. Insurance process went smooth and quickly. Then I went home and had an awesome bagel.

I got into an accident today. The guy I hit was stopped in the number 1 lane; I think he had a flat or something. Insurance process went smooth and quickly. Then I went home and had an awesome bagel.

I buy my own clothes pretty often, but usually I just rely on other people buying clothes for me. I will never buy my own jeans. I don't mind the price, but I'll have my sister buy them for me. I usually just pick up shirts from places that I go to like concerts or record stores, or just buy plain t-shirts from places like American Apparel (they're so comfortable!)

The First Song - Band Of Horses ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy goddddddddddddddddddd

Dazed and Confused. I couldn't find a picture of when he says "I keep getting older and they stay the saaaame age."

I have verizon. It's nice, but works no where near where I live. I literally live on top of a mountain.

High Plains Drifter. The whole movie, but specifically when he just up and rapes that bitch, and then makes a midget mayor. Also when he kills 4 guys with a whip. Full Metal Jacket. When they kill the VC sniper. Hardcore, man. 28 Weeks Later. When the guy gouges that bitches eye's out. Awesome. She also gets fire bombed.

how do you think i felt

I once was brushing my teeth and was a little off-put by the taste of the taste of it. I looked at the box and it said "Mint Green" but I still wasn't very satisfied. Then I realized it was a hobo's semen.

Then again, America is infinitely better.

It's all just a ploy to get the iPhone. If you throw up a big deal, they cancel your service and you can switch to AT&T. A good way to get this done is by contacting the BBB.

Yesterday's episode was amazing. "...Are we going to watch a DVD?"