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I'm gonna miss it. Fuck being in class. Good thing I get to watch all the presidents being introduced! Yeah!

Carrots and pasta with nothing on it. I'm gonna lose.

That happened to me in the park where I hooked up with that girl. It was on near the far end of the thing, and while I was getting a blowjob, some dude just walked up close to us, saw us, stopped about 5 feet away, and said "oh, shit, I didn't know people were fornicating," then unzipped and pissed.

Bad to have a bad uncle

Don't question it.

That's true. Chemically, there isn't much difference, but if you HAVE to drink something carbonated, you might as well make it diet so you aren't taking in those extra 200 empty calories per can.

Never been caught. They only knocked on my locked door.

Ktic

............shit

Well, everything she thinks is only a means to get attention, so I'm content with controversialist.

Exercise. Run, bike, lift weights... anything that burns calories and gets your heart rate up. Burn more than you take in and you'll be golden. That's really all there is to it. Probably need to lower the crap I'm taking in then, I ride my bike everywhere and do a bit of sport as it is. Best I stay away from the Food Folder, you clowns cook up some tasty looking death meals. If you're already riding your bike around everywhere and at least getting in some exercise, then you're off to the right place. But you start with food, and I highly suggest taking a look at your diet. Immediately cut out all fast foods, and start making smarter decisions. Instead of soda, drink water or at least diet soda. The guys in the food folder are at least making their own food, and this is going to be ten times better than ordering out. You're going to need some calories if you work out, though. There's got to be something there to burn off. There are a lot of bad calories that you can eliminate just by making intelligent decisions and simply looking at what you eat. Be conscientious about what you shove into your face.

I'm amassing a collection of sweaters. Oakland decided to do away with winter all together, so instead of it being 45 right now, it's 75.

Exception to the rule

I'm taking it next year. The key is just to change your avatar, custom title, and handle a lot.

If it includes a pot, then yes.

Well let's just make it into a homoerotic thing and have it be overall development, not just weight loss. I'm all for going about this in the wrong way. I already got a head start: I purchased $15 worth of food and I'm having that carry me through the week. That's generic cheerios, a small carton of milk, carrots, lettuce, some apples, and peanut butter bars. For the week. Half of it is gone.

Let's do a pool with a $5 buy in. Get really fuckin' motivated. I'll go anorexic.