Go on........
That's it.
Why do your parents refer to your ass whatsoever?
My parents are fucking weird, man. My dad is a
, and my mom smokes weed and used to have a head full of acid in her early years.
My last name is Biehn ("bean"), and there's this thing in my family called the "Biehn BUTT," which, you can imagine, is basically all the male Biehns have big asses for some reason. Fucking genetics.