Celtic Jobber

I'm far from being a Lita supporter, and I like Trish atleast 1,000 times more, in many different ways. But I'd argue that Lita is one of the Top 5 over faces on the whole WWE roster. When marks talk to me about wrestling, they almost never mention Trish, but Lita gets more discussion than Goldberg and probably equal to Stone Cold.

When did Mark Henry ever shed any pounds?

Since Marty Janetty and Jake Roberts aren't in WWE anymore, I'll have to say I want to see Triple H feud with absolutely no one in 2004.

The Best of Confidential dvd at that price is a must-buy, considering it has Bret Hart VS British Bulldog from Summerslam 1992. K-Mart also has alot of DVDs for $4.99. I got WWF Action, Mick Foley: Hard Knocks Cheap Pops, Hardy Boyz, Undertaker: This is My Yard, Invasion, No Mercy 2001, and Summerslam 1999. I think each K-Mart is supposed to have a different selection.

What's the URL for Seadawg's forum?

Paul London, Spanky, or possibly Rhyno.

I thought Raw last night was horrible. Could it be that all of your standards have been lowered due to WWE's extreme shittiness as of late?

I hate Zakk Wylde. He seems like a total piece of redneck garbage, and his guitar-playing is over-rated.

Did anyone listen to this interview? I find it hard to believe that Austin would call Brock a schlub. Maybe MarksFriggin.com added that into the recap...

How would that be any worse than Matt jobbing to Zach Gowen as he did on Smackdown's roster? And atleast he's with his woman on RAW.

Maybe I'm confusing him with someone else, but isn't Matt Morgan the fat guy from Tough Enough 2 who looked like an overgrown version of Chunk from the Goonies?

Screw Goldberg. WWE should fire his whiny ass!

Somehow, I knew that was coming...

Ok, so you guys (for the most part) hate Triple H, Austin, RVD, Lance Storm, John Cena, Batista, Randy Orton, A-Train, Scott Steiner, and pretty much the entire RAW roster with the exception of Chris Jericho and Christian (and I'm shocked that you even like them!). And of course you all worship Chris Benoit... Point being, if you hate everyone so much, why do you even bother watching WWE anymore?

RVD and Storm had a great match last night on RAW against Jericho, the only thing dragging it down a bit was Scott Steiner. I'm all for Austin retiring and/or taking an office job with WWE.

Yeah, but Hawk's had heart problems in the past few years, so it's almost certain to be the cause of his death.

Witht the exception of Owen Hart, everyone in the main event of Canadian Stampede who has since passed away, died in their sleep from heart-related problems.

WWF's Canadian Stampede ppv was only 6 years ago, and four of the ten people in it's main event are now dead. [brian Pillman, Owen Hart, British Bulldog, and now Hawk] Maybe there's not a "Hart Family Curse" as some people believe, but rather it's the "Canadian Stampede Curse"?

Goodbye Hawk, nobody will ever say "Oooooooooh what a rush!!!" quite like you did. Rest in peace.

All I can say is Marty Jannetty > Tom Zenk. I remember reading that column last year, I think Marty used the name "MJ" on the Wrestling Classics forum, but I don't remember him getting banned. I think he stopped posting because he was spending too much time online and his wife didn't like it. I wish Marty would start doing a weekly column like Zenk used to before WWE threatened to sue.

I met British Bulldog back in 1992 at a house show in Mobile not long after he won the IC title at Summerslam. He was very nice and didn't hesitate to sign autographs and take pictures with me, my mom, and my sister (I was 10 at the time). The biggest asshole I've met was Bryan "Crush" Adams. I asked him for an autograph (don't ask why, I was only 10 and a total mark) and he said "I don't do autographs" then a second later some big-titted woman who could've been a stripper asked and he signed for her right away. I usually don't even attempt to talk to wrestler's or get autographs anymore.

Shawn Michaels was a wrestling god in his prime (1994-96) and none of you can ever take that away from him. For his PPV matches in 1996 alone, he deserves to be in the HoF. I know that most of you hate him because of what a scumbag he was outside the ring (and I hate that part of him too), but putting all that bullshit aside, there's no doubt that he's one of the greatest of all time.