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Of all time? Thin Lizzy - Whiskey In The Jar

Slint - Spiderland (Thanks for the recommendation, Inc) Alice In Chains - Greatest Hits Hundred Reasons - Shatterproof Is Not A Challenge Foo Fighters - Colour And The Shape

I'm going to be there representing the Brits with my banned housemate Jimmy Beard!

Simply Red - Stars Pearl Jam - In My Tree Led Zeppelin - What Is And Should Not Be Iron Maiden - The Wickerman Slint - Heavy Vegetable

I think it's like my 'death' angle. It happened, and everyone knows it did, but we're just not allowed to mention it on shows.

Look at me being lucky and printing off a hard copy of the match, before I jumped on the the bus back to university

How long has this whole thing been going now? 2 years. And it's sad that a lot of people have either forgotten or never learnt two things: A) This is meant to be a laugh. and B) This is meant to be a laugh. There is a whole load of 'sense of humour's that need to be grown.

I'm a 9. Its a fair description, but the following is interesting because of whats been happening recently in my life. However, I'd hate to believe there are only nine types of people in this world.

Is that the third or fourth time then?

You should just give up Inc.

::Shaves his pubes::

::Caboose shaves his head:: Which is funny, because I shaved my head on Wednesday...

::Points and laughs when he sees the reply::

::Caboose shows DABF CWM's betrayal and tries to talk him into becoming 'Rishi Saujani's Biggest Fan'::

Did I just come out of the closet?

::Double Stunners DABF & CWM::

Leap Day 2004 is memorable for only one reason: 5000 POSTS~! (This one is actually the 5000th*) *I obtained 5000 posts during the summer of 2003, but the board crash wiped about 700 posts off so there you go. Also... Its someone I know's birthday today. For a joke their dad put only 5 candles on the cake, claiming it was only their fifth birthday.

Not that I live in America, but wine sucks. I've never gotten the appeal behind it. I envy people who drink wine because its a relatively cheap way to get smashed, but I just can't drink the stuff, it just tastes so bad.

Name: Caboose Real Name: Rishi Saujani Age: 19 Height: 6'1" Weight: 225lbs Hometown: Derby, England Character: Arrogant Heelistic commentator. Alignment : Tweener Affiliation: To the money. Wrestling style: Shawn Michaels (Retired) Theme music: 'Cochise' by Audioslave Entrance Style (when competing): Lowers from the rafters onto the stage, then walks down purposively and defiantly, stands on outside second rope and glares around arena. Entrance attire: None. Ring attire: Black tights with 'Unforgiven' written down the right leg in White. Down the left leg, a white Celtic Symbol is emblazened. Commentating attire: Baggy Black Jeans, Long sleeve under shirt, open short sleeve shirt, Airwalk trainers. Finishing Move(s): Emerald Fusion Signature Moves: EndOfTheLine(FlatLiner) OneWayTicket(Lo-Down) The Rafter's Elbow (People's Elbow, but I never hit it) Basic moveset: Mix Shawn Michaels and Sting Manager/valet/sidekick: None Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: None, He's just too damn unpredictable. Titles Held: OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship (x2), OAOAST World Tag Team Champion. History/Career Highlights: After debuting during the infant stages of OAOAST Caboose forged a reputation as a bit of a Fun-loving drunk. After exorcising his alcohol fueled demons, Caboose was quickly consumed by greed. Caboose walked out on the aWo soon after becoming a Tag Team Champion with his hero D-Lo Brown at the first ever 'AngleMania'. Caboose struggled to forge out a legacy on his own and returned to the aWo in spectacular fashion at 'AnglePalooza' during the Battle Royal. But despite this, Caboose was gone again in a month. After pulling off perhaps the greatest conspiracy in OAOAST history, Caboose screwed over the entire aWo and his fans by achieving No.1 Contendership for the OAOAST World Title at 'AngleSlam' with help from BigPoppaPopick thus joining the Deadly Alliance. A month later Caboose defeated aWo leader and former stablemate AngleSault for the OAOAST World Title at the 'Great Angle Bash'. However as champion, Caboose's demeanour darkened more than it already was, as he grew paranoid about BPP and other OAOAST SuperStars. Caboose's actions became unpredictable and many questioned his sanity. After a controversial series of matches with Zack Malibu that saw Caboose just managing to retain his OAOAST World Title, Caboose slipped into further madness. The Caboose saga took another strange twist as Caboose signed with rival E-Fed the CCW and threatened to take the World Championship Belt with him. It took OAOAST Director Bill Watts, AlfDogg and a low blow to relenquish Caboose of the World Title in his last match before he left, and Caboose seemingly disappeared into the sunset... In Caboose's absence, a young wrestler by the name of Naz Mistry tried to forge his own OAOAST career on the back of a 'Positively Caboose' gimmick, but this failed and Naz Mistry inexplicibly turned his anger to Caboose despite the former World Champion not being around. Naz Mistry then started questioning Caboose's allegience to the OAOAST and challenged Caboose to a match, but the challenge went unanswered for several months until... Shortly after the aWo reunited in controversial circumstances, Commisioner BPP announced the resigning of Caboose to help combat the aWo's growing power over the OAOAST. But first Caboose had to confront Naz Mistry at 'Battered, Bloody & Beaten'. Caboose made a spectacular return and defeated Naz Mistry in a bloody brawl. Just as Caboose became embroiled in an intriguing story involving the aWo's CWM and the OAOAST Tag Team Championships, creative issues arose backstage between Caboose and the OAOAST's Head Booker BPP. Caboose signalled his intentions to leave again over the differences, but Caboose was unmercifully written out of OAOAST storylines by BPP. Caboose's exit came about when Sandman brutally choked Caboose to apparent death, as Caboose made his way to the ring on an episode of IZHD. However Caboose's latest disappearance was more real than the usual leaving storylines, but nothing was heard about Caboose for four long months... ...Until Caboose returned at the end of the May 1st Edition of HeldDown to form an alliance with OAOAST World Champion Zack Malibu to fight of the Trinity, led by Stephen Joseph, aka BPP... Following an emotional speech concerning the state of the OAOAST and his own return, Caboose ran into MISTER WARRIOR backstage. It was revealed the two were related and Caboose himself was a former WARRIOR in training. After Caboose knocked back MISTER WARRIOR's continued offers of WARRIORhood, the two battled in 'Duchess of WARRIORhood' match. Overcoming the bizarre rules, several SHOULDERBLOCKS~!'s and achieving destruicity, Caboose won the match and MISTER WARRIOR disappeared... During Caboose's final week of altercations with MISTER WARRIOR, another debutant, Hex Macina began taunting Caboose. As events unfolded, it was revealed that Hex Machina had been Naz Mistry's former Tag Team partner in Mexico. Hex was angered by Caboose's embarassment of Naz Mistry and sought revenge. Hex won the first match on HeldDown, inflicting only the second pin fall defeat on Caboose ever! Caboose avenged the defeat by busting Hex open in a 'First Blood' match at 'The Great Angle Bash'. However, the following month at 'License To Pin', Caboose was pinned a second time by Hex Machina to lose a Tag Team encounter involving CWM and Naz Mistry. This defeat sent Caboose over the edge which he had been teetering on since his return to action. Especially as Stephen Joseph had distracted Caboose during the Tag match at 'License To Pin'. Caboose finally snapped and beat up both OAOAST brand General Managers, Tim Moysey and Damian Gonzales in a bid to get to IntenseZone and get after Joseph. Caboose was given permission to temporarily trade to IntenseZone where he set about destroying Joseph... ...Following several attacks, a verbal war and a violent Contract Signing, Caboose got his match with Stephen Jospeh at 'Angleslam Slam'. The 1st anniversary show of the PPV that had originally alligned Caboose and BPP. The match was to be for 'enforced retirement'. During Caboose's chase of Joseph, the fans had become growingly shocked by his actions and willingness to cross the line in a bid to get the job done. Finally as Caboose used a Cricket Bat, Steel Chair, and second Emerald Fusion, Caboose retired Stephen Joseph as the fans completely turned on him for displaying the very behaviour Caboose had hated about Joseph. With BPP retired, Caboose lost his passion for competing and after several failed comeback bids (due to a lack of enthusiasm), Caboose took a seat at the commentator's table on HeldDown to become the OAOAST's definative colour commentator.

I regret clicking on the second one link.

Middlesborough finally win a cup. I really hoped Jay-Jay had lifted the Carling Cup, but oh well. I'm getting the feeling I'm talking to myself here...

If the game is as boring as the TV show, I'll take a pass.

What an insane first half of the League Cup Final!

Let it die.

::Crashes and splashes of paints are heard from inside the closet::