HA! You should look at my list of bullshit comebacks. I'm worse than 1999-2001 WCW on my own.
I originally left while I was the OAOAST World Champion in July of 2002.
1) I returned in December of 2002, only to leave again within two weeks because of BPP. Don't ask, its a long story.
(In between I actually created a second character, Naz Mistry)
2) I then returned again shortly after AngleMania II in Mid-Apri 2003l. I actually hung about until AngleSlam in late August 2003, before again disappearing.
3) I made a failed comeback bid in September, before not showing up again.
4) I then made a further comeback bid in November, before giving up again. I then became the third commentator on HeldDown, which means I have to do no work whatsoever.
5) I then tried to sort another comeback with Ragdoll, but it fell through.
6?)I'm trying to figure something for AngleMania III, but I doubt it will materialise.