DerangedHermit

The problem is that it wouldn't be going fast enough.

Pantywaist.

As long as the Bruins never, ever, ever wear those fucking horrible mustard yellow sweaters with the cuddly teddy bear on the front, I couldn't care less if it's white or black at home. It took me a few weeks to get used to, but now it's not a problem for me. Good God yes. The bear isn't mad at all! He just looks depressed. No wonder: he's on that fucking ugly yellow sweater. I thought it was Martha Hart on the jersey. /inspired by Jerry Lawler

I say yay to Richter. Just imagine if he didn't get injured and if he was on good teams after 1996-97. He was CLUTCH in 1994 and was fuckin' awesome in the '96 World Cup. /biased because Richter is my favorite Ranger ever, just ahead of Leetch

I just might watch the Yanks/Yomiuri Gaints and Yanks/Hanshin Tigers exhibition games this weekend on YES. I want to see the Japanese teams dismantle the Roid Warriors.

If just basing what he did to the Rangers, Sather can burn in hockey hell. I think that would put him only 8 miles away (trap is crap!) But he'll be in hockey purgatory for now. Meh, it'll be years before the Rangers are respectable /bitter Ranger fan (oh yay I get MSG back - now I can watch the Rangers lose again and again -- I'm not watching Fox Sports NY for the Isles and Devs, baseball starts in a week and a half- yay I can watch the Mets lose, Yankees win with roid monsters, and the only team I can watch without throwing up is the NJ Nets; I mean I'm a Mets/Rangers fan but it's depressing)

Cool! Zack, the original Black Power Ranger, is in this! Did he hip hop kido?

But... but... what if one says they don't like beer!? *kickwhamstunnerSTONECOLDSTONECOLDBAHGAWDSTONECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD*

Where's John "Bradshaw" Layfield?

Austin "I was doing my best Rick James impersonation, officer. I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH! Officer: "I'm still going to have to take you in." *kickwhamstunnerbahgawdthatcrazySTONECOLDSTONECOLD*

To those in NYC/LI with Cablevision; hooray!!!!!!! (Not just for Yankee fans, also applies to Mets fans-see 2nd article and parts of 1st) http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisla...inews-headlines http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisla...ories-headlines

OMG WTF IT MEANS KANE IS ON SMACKDOWN!!!!!1111one32two!

Damn, you gave me an idea for a game. Grand Theft Auto Hollywood featuring the Olsen Twins That would be interesting.

I bumped into SD Jones last week at my work. I kicked him in the gut and gave him a stunner. Did you pin him for the three-count?

That is honestly fucked up.

I guess you won't have to worry much about Kurt Angle...

WTF? The new GM is ANGLE~?

I'd say La Parka, but he wasn't born in this country.

The Rape free comment is in reference to the recent spate of claims that several AFL players have been involved in rapes, also with claims of hush money being paid to the woman to cover it up. Ah, so it's almost like the NBA. *rimshot*

And I'm Triple H-uh.

Flair: Whoo! I'm facing the wrong way! Whoo! /I got nuthin'

Released on DVD? I believe the IWC would have it sooner.

These two: http://www.geocities.com/wwfstylefiles/ec_pose11.jpg @ a Raw in Indianapolis http://www.geocities.com/wwfstylefiles/ec_pose08.jpg Recreating Scott Norwood's missed field goal in Buffalo and there was one at the FleetCenter with them recreating the Buckner incident (no pic sorry) And I mark for Christian's shades. http://www.geocities.com/wwfstylefiles/ec_shades14.jpg http://www.geocities.com/wwfstylefiles/ec_shades25.jpg He's a CLB, indeed.

DAMMIT, why didn't you tell me sooner?

VKM: I was thinking Benoit should have the title until Summerslam. HHH (turns into vampire form): Remember how-uh you two are under my-uh control? *points to his teeth and scars on Vince and Steph's necks* *Vince does patented big gulp* VKM: Yessir, you'll win the title at Backlash, Hunter!