DerangedHermit

How many scientists does it take to obsolete a lightbulb?

A women's right to be a goddamn attention whore.

From another forum, it's THHHor

John Cena Sr. aka Johnny Fabulous is on the right.

Now it opens the door for Mr. Derp. Derp!

*sucky sucky*

The Rangers/Habs game and Boom Boom ceremony should be on one of the channel guide channels (here's it's ch 14)

SD is not on in NYC tonight as WWOR is showing a World Baseball Classic game at 9 and there's a special (in the retarded way) newscast on right now.

Ugh, Sherry Palmer Jr.? hell no Could it be Ninja Novick, or someone not introduced yet?

It was a HURRRRRRRRR "the guy that plays President Logan is such a good actor that his character makes us 'hate' him in real life"

Vince: "I've been diagnosed with cancer/dementia/Alzheimer's/mental retardation." Wrestlers: but secretly Vince: "Therefore, my son-in-law and daughter are taking over." Wrestlers:

It's a shame the Rangers don't play the Canucks again this year. That would be fun. Although, I doubt Jagr would be as injured if he wasn't wearing one of those stupid fucking Gretzky lids.

It's probably Foley. Foley lives in St. James (next town to northwest of Lake Grove, where Sports Plus is), and grew up in East Setauket (next town or two to northeast of Lake Grove). And I go to Stony Brook University (town directly north of Lake Grove) Where the towns are in relation to Lake Grove. (St. James)(Stony Brook)(East Setauket) (Nesconset)(Lake Grove)(South Setauket)

Islanders to move to Suffolk County? If this happens, it will be easier for me to see the Rangers kick their asses. http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisla...page-bigpix2005

A AIM conversation from another board sums this up.

Mike Milbury is stepping down as soon as they can find a replacement. Ha ha.

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The baby's first words will be a 20 minute promo at the beginning of Raw

Seo was definitely pitching over his head, and the Mets desperately need live arms in the bullpen. And they got rid of Tim "My ERA is almost as high as my age" Hamulack.

There was something in Newsday saying Heilman either wanted to start or be traded to a team where he could start. Still awful, though.

If it was 4am Sunday in Japan, then it's 2pm Saturday on the east coast.

It's a shame he's not on Raw to be Shelton Benjamin's mom just so we could hear Shelton say "Sweet jesus, my mama has a penis!"

It sounds like a grilled cheese sandwich was trying to be hip and cool.

This is like Hogan joining the NWO at Bash at the Beach 1996. An over-the-hill superstar unexpectedly joins the rival organization and completely changes his appearance. Where's the garbage throwing? Jesus Christ went Judas on the Red Sox.