DerangedHermit

DEON will not be seen tonight, as it has been cancelled. Now stay tuned for a very special episode of THE DAVE COULIER SHOW!

Lois: Peter, what did you promise me last night? Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party. Lois: And what did you do? Peter: Drank at the stag pa -... Whoa! I almost walked right into that one. Peter: Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change. Doctor : Mr. Griffin I'm saying you're fine. Peter: Now what? Are you coming on to me? Lois: Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy. Doctor : ...Can't it be both? German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided. Brian: Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap. Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15... Brian: Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and... Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland. Brian: You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany. Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen. Brian: A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous. Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. (You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany.) [throws his hand up in a Hitler salute] Brian: ...uh, is that a beer hall? Tour guide: Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls. [Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration] Peter: Uh... my name is... [he sees a pea] Pea... [he sees a woman crying] ... tear... [he sees a Griffin fly by] ... Griffin. Peter Griffin. Ahh crap. Quagmire: Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too... but they got to pay.

I think he's in his early 40's. And to show that time flies, it's been 12 years since Jay Leno leeched on the Tonight Show and sucked it dry. How was he able to suck for 12 years?

Fuck that! We dont want them Fine, you get them plus Fred Durst.

...... That's about it.

NO NO NO, 28-32 is prime, 33+ you decline!

I want the evil cat......

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT if you don't know who I am! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!"

That No Mercy promo was cool with the effect they did with the "well it's the Big Show"

I don't how to kill teh BABY~! but I do know they should introduce the Zombie BABY in a few weeks and have him beatdown Kane even tho he's a baby (or a midget, whatever)....and then Lita rides in a motorized wheelchair like Stephen Hawking.

I liked Jim "Two Sillouhettes on" DeShaies and Eric "Sleeping with" Bieniemy

I was banking that his head would be found up his own ass.

So Kane finally realized he had sex with Lita?

*me marks for Eugene's Vinnie Mac strut*

mental vs. mental

Fuuuuuuuck..

He didn't say get out here very politely.....

Who gives a fuck? I give them six months, tops.

The one I vote in: This one is screwed up a little bit...

I'll do it...

First 516 (Suffolk/Nassau pre-1999, current Nassau, it was a 12), then they changed all of Suffolk to 631 (10)....more proof Suffolk > Nassau

"Revenge? Of course. But why wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo? Listen, if you will, to my revenge -- uno, dos, tres!"

How many illegitimate children?

Chris "I Fucking Suck" Berman?

You've got that tray of dog poop into the ring - what are ya gonna do now? No, yo-, you, you-no. I'm up - oh no - NO! not - not in the dog poop - into the dog - into the dog poop! The dog poop! The dog poop!