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iliketurtles

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  1. The right guy won.
  2. They should do a segment where Angle is in the hospital in a total body cast and Torrie comes and visits him and tries to give him a blowjob, but all of Angle's nerves are fucked up so he can't get a boner...and then she turns on him.
  3. Or being thrown in the dumpster of fire. Burn in hell...YOU SON OF A BITCH
  4. "...and....cut. Good job guys!" Torrie: I can't wait to see that, I think it came out great. Show: Ya, me too. Hey Kurt, that was awesome. Angle: ... Staff Member: Oh FUCK. We forgot to use the fake blood. Can we possibly re-shoot that? Angle (blood pouring out of his head): ... Staff Member 2 (to the 5 stage hands, who are all smoking weed): Good job guys with getting the mat for Angle to land on. You did it so fast that within a blink of the eye you were there and gone. Stage Member 1 (Totally wasted): WHAT DIHA FUCK MAN? We haven't done SHIT. Staff Member 2: ...oh. Angle, how you feeling buddy? *rats begin to crawl over Angle's corpse* Vince (looking on): Oh shit.
  5. I can just picture a bunch of stooges miscuing when to bring over the huge mat for Angle to land on for the bump, and he ends up really killed so they are like "...good TV. No one will know."
  6. Why don't they call the police or something?
  7. Well, I'm smelling a rematch at JD>
  8. Poster 86, You are the Anglesault worst case scenario. LOL. Hey, I like YOU KNOW WHO (fucking spoiler tags) probably more than anyone, but I just want to see how the angle plays out. It sounds awesome.
  9. That was awesome...but the best has yet to come for Show tonight.
  10. I realize SD hasn't been that great lately, but the buildup for RVD/Booker has been great.
  11. I can't wait til Backlash. I hope Foley just destroys Orton.
  12. Big Show's hair has gotten crazy. He neds a haircut.
  13. Well, Jackie is still fucking hot.
  14. I sometimes forget all about Booker being IC champ.
  15. It's Blackman's old music.
  16. Okie dokie.
  17. I thought it didn't come out til like June. Could I go to the mall tonight and get it?
  18. Benoit is very true about the drug thing...and it's too bad that the people who shit on the wrestling business would understand that it is bad judgment on most of the wrestlers by doing stupid drugs and shit, but there are some of them that actually don't.
  19. What is that new show they promoted on Raw? Maybe Hennan/Gene will host that.
  20. I loved the show...main event was great but what was up with JR's "Best There is, Was, and Ever will be" reference? HMMM... Grandmasta coming back caught me a little off guard but was a nice surprise. Edge definately needs new music...pronto. Good show...Backlash is looking to be intresting.
  21. DID JR JUST USE A FUCKING BRET HART REFERENCE????///
  22. HOOOOOOOOOOLYS HIT
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