PLAGIARISM!

I think I'm at the point now where I refuse to change my mind.

We've been trying to get Jones' red card rescinded, but the tape of the incident we sent to the FA got damaged in the van. The match was on sky for fuck's sake, surely they've got access to the footage?

How much money do we have? -£27m. The chairman finally dug into his own pocket to finance a fucking loan deal for a Charlton winger, but we're still right in it. Looks like we'll have players back for Southend anyway, our full squad's alright, aside from the keeper situation. Brad Jones is only on loan till november, and he's pretty scary anyway, him and Adamson just concede soft goals, wouldn't want either as first choice.

You're all cunts! This rules.

Ha, blades sign Colin Kazim-Richards, a mardy little shit who wasn't really good for championship. Warnock really should get someone else to buy his strikers, he's signed 50+ since 99. Staggering.

The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs. Why did I take so long to get this, fucking hell.

Weren't they both due to injuries? I'm pretty sure Regal/Jericho was.

Whilst The The is pretty shite, Matt Johnson was a pretty damn good songwriter, so I try to look past it.

I'm going to kick 'referee' Steve Bennett in the face. He doesn't appear to think there's anything amiss with that, as it didn't result in us getting a penalty. Jesus, the guy was a cunt. We won a corner and he blew for half time. Just did stuff like that all through the game. David 'only scores penalties' Healy was outside the area, the keeper barely touched him, and he was offside. Penalty & red card. Ah well, they don't look anywhere near good enough to get promoted at least. Twats. I hate Leeds so fucking much. Fuck. Also, in the last three years, we must have had one of top five worst home records in the football league. Nothing goes our way at Hillsborough ever.

Yeah, like em. Surprised the art-rock crowd didn't take to them more.

He should be hanged. To answer the earlier question our centre back partnership of Coughlan and Wood is superb, but they're never both fit. Everyone pray we dick dirty L**ds tomorrow, the fucking cunts.

We're playing Wrexham in the rain. Hurrah. Our chairman has had the audacity to 'demand' a cup run, but I don't really give a shit. It'd be nice but we haven't got the squad. Also, our striker search is over, with us signing a winger on a month loan from Charlton. Lloyd Sam. I don't really know what to think about that, but I'm back in mildly optimistic about everything mode coming off the away win at Plymouth.

Do a list for Athens, Georgia!

I'm pulling for Chesterfield this year, sorry man. 3 strikers with a combined age of 103!

Good on Pompey. And good on us! Great away win, might have been worth the 800 mile round trip or whatever it is. With no strikers! And one of the midfielders playing up front going off injured! Things might just be alright...

It's weird, but I doubt I would give a fuck about Uncle Tupelo's version if the original hadn't existed. I guess that applies to most covers. I'm drunk.

The Replacements are my Stones/Beatles.

Maclean is out for 6 weeks, and we can't afford another striker. Even on loan. I wouldn't mind if we were getting hammered, or playing badly, but it looks like this season is going to be just as shite luck wise, I think we'll stay up but we really didn't want to be in a relegation battle again, we certainly wouldn't be with a full squad.

Trouble is we've only got the one of them, and he's playing up front. Dang. Chairman Dave Allen scared the shit out of us all by saying he had no plans to negotiate a new deal with Sturrock till christmas at the earliest, but it seems most fans thought his current deal was over sooner than it actually is. Whew. Still, not a good sign that info like this wasn't clarified among the fans, is it? Nevermind, scoring some Fucking Goals is priority, as per.

Shit, er, nevermind. Though he did score past us twice in a minute that one time. Doesn't bear thinking about.

Good to see Dustin's career get the attention it deserves.

Can all of you shove one of your strikers in a box and ship him to Hillsborough? I don't care if it's Jason Lee.

And what a title.

I dread to hear Modest Mouse covering The Smiths, and Marr can fuck off, he's no better than say, Bernard Butler.

Expanding on my stance, I think there is definitely a place for MMA in wrestling. In big matches, if there's two guys who, in the eyes of the fans, have credibility as legitimate fighters (Angle mainly) who do loads of shoot inspired stuff then that's good, but I'd rather someone with an act like Ric Flair just stuck to his guns, for example. When guys get over by doing more traditional wrestling, they should stick to it. There's no point in Batista suddenly donning MMA gloves and doing MMA inspired takedowns and strikes, for instance, because he's over doing clotheslines and spinebusters. Doesn't mean someone who's more suited to MMA inspired moves shouldn't use them against him.