PLAGIARISM!

Keep Regal on tv with Burchill cos he's back to form in and out of ring. Keep the title on Batista until Brock signs or Burchill becomes a threat. Got to disagree on the Carlito/Honky thing, I don't think that will ever work again without devaluing the belt unfortunately.

I'll give em this, they have barely aged as a unit in ten years, so if anyone deserves to dress like emo kids, it's them. Far less unsettling than British skate metal also-rans A, still singing songs with titles like 'sk8 party rockers' well into their thirties. And feeder's current (living) drummer, who has greying temples under his atticus trucker hat. Kill yourselves.

Wall him up in Guantanamo.

How's everyone on Sven's super Wayne-tastic 4-5-1©? I think it made for a dog of a game, but we've got the midfielders to pull it off. Can't leave Owen out though, even if he is gonna be a championship striker sooner than later

Oh for fuck's sake, as if they need him.

He'll always be Mr. Bronson first, who was not unlike Hitler. RIP

He looked as if he was going to explode in 1996, but now I fear he will have done by the time I post this.

Souness: 'Alan Shearer chose Newcastle over Man United, and look what happened to him.' Indeed, he won absolutely fuck all in his life.

So now you know.

Shit, we've been getting a lot of coverage on this over here and it doesn't look good.

Shit, yes. I hated her though.

I'm gonna get me 'MR PIBB' around my navel.

I'd vote for current Sting.

Lemar is the 'nice guy' of UK pop, and kind of looks like a turtle, so I like him, but Bedingfields can fuck off. Pretty unforgivable.

So, Green Day are so fucking loaded these days, eh?

I enjoyed this. 'Satin Chic' brings the funk.

Robinho can't finish. Real Madrid will still be abysmal to watch. They don't play football. Continuing on a theme, Sheffield Wednesday have sooo many injuries that Sturrock offered a Fraser from Dad's Army impression ('We're Doooomed!') to try and put a brave face on things. Cue small chuckles before heads firmly back in hands. Nah, it's not that bad, Drissa Diallo was a worry cos he looks strong at the back and appeared in agony when he went off, apparently it's now not that serious. I just hope we're not relegated by the time Maclean comes back. Reassuringly, we're the first to hold QPR at home this season, and we did some of it with ten men and three subs for injury, creating the better chances in the second half.

I'm worried about Simon Jones, he's come on in leaps and bounds and now he's uncertain for the Oval.

A collection of wankers.

Hey, Owusu scored.

No fucker should buy that box set, and if you do, good luck to yer.

Didn't Killing Joke win a lifetime acheivement or something? If so, then yay.

We'll shit em.

Edwin knows stuff.

Well we only managed to do Stockport in extra time, but at least our strikers scored goals. That's the only good that can come from the Carling Cup.