PLAGIARISM!

The Fall -This Nation's Saving Grace

Chelsea can fuck off.

Well he's not going to say 'I'll kick the shit out of him no problem' when discussing how old and banged up he is in the same interview is he? Maybe he's hyping the match? Hmmm?

Well, we outplayed Southampton for much of the game and then Richard Wood fell on his arse, 1-0. I thought we could have got hammered by them, so I'll at least say we don't seem to be conceding many, it's just the goalscorer that's the problem. Still, I saw Jon-Paul McGovern out last nite, and he said hi to us, so it wasn't all bad.

The last one is almost tolerable, but I doubt I will ever buy a t shirt from this company.

Oh man, they are the absolute worst for that. I suggest you never hear 'Are You Gonna Be My Girl?' because you may have a seizure. They literally add nothing to the riffs they steal. A new level of awful.

Ok, this Graham guy's record isn't that fair a reflection, cos he barely ever started due to Roberts and Ellington, meaning he played on the wings a fair bit which he isn't used to. I still think we could get well and truly hammered tomorrow, a shame cos who wouldn't want Paul Sturrock to defeat Saints with the team he brought from league one?

Yeah, depends on context. A short title reign like Piper's IC reign is memorable because he had never had gold before despite his popularity and lost the belt in one of his best ever matches. However, If belts are lost and won almost week-in week-out on Raw then they lose all credibility. The Honky Tonk Man's reign was at the time inspired and we still talk about it today, whereas no-one cares that the Dudleyz have held the tag titles of WCW, ECW and WWE because nothing was made of it.

Shit, the last thing we need is Watford getting goals.

That must be why we PAID £350,000 FOR HIM ON A THREE YEAR DEAL then. Oh My God.

Whether you win the league or not, you'll feel like you've been there forever. It's just that sort of division. We've got a striker! Guy called Graham (dunno his first name) from Wigan, and shock of shocks, he's Scottish! I'm worried that Sturrock will get offered the Scotland job actually. That would signal the end of our fabled comeback.

I'm interested to see why people don't like heel doink, and don't give the time of day to it's mention. Great character. How come, Vivi?

I'm just wondering what it involves, I've seriously never heard of a 'Toss Bomb'. I suppose Michael Hutchence could be considered a victim of the Choke Toss.

Mailbox head.

I always wondered about 'FRATS!'. Now I know, it is terrible.

From the descriptions of this guy, I think Brock is fucked. Any pictures of him? Also, if you are English, 'Toss Bomb' is the best name for a move ever.

Interesting. I liked Oasis when I was at school.

He was awesome, he's now worthless to the industry, and that's that. But fuck, people forget that he was already awesome as an 8 year old.

So he did it for Jesus?

Either way, I guess this dude learned a valuable lesson. [End titles]

OK, so if it was latched onto them, surely it would have to be tightly clipped, or it would fall off. How did it stay on that long without restricting blood flow to his nads? After two weeks they'd just fall off, surely?

I hate Jack Black in all his forms, so that might kill this for me, but I'll watch it.

As for biased face announcers, Monsoon takes the cake, I believe it was him who continually justified face cheating because 'It's survivor series'.

Well, the striker we loaned from Southampton has gotten injured! We're cursed. At least we managed another point, our strike force is really the only huge problem. The midfield always seem to create the chances (ie Zinedine Whelan) but you can't rely on Lee Peacock to finish them off.