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That one went right over my head. That's an inside joke from Lance's website. Someone asked him if he and Victoria were related, so he ran with it and told him they were siblings. As for the dancing, if I'm not mistaken, that was part of her repertoire when she was a fitness model. But boy, does she look stupid busting moves on the stage. It's so random and awkward and out of place, like watching the Star Wars Kid. All she needs are Hammer pants and a fade and we can start calling her MC Victoria. Or not.

Put this guy in the pile of "Thank you but no" with Sting, Konnan, and any other has-beens/never-weres that want to get back into the game.

Vince McMahon (heart) big men. That is all the answer WW_ will ever supply. Like it or lump it.

No. God no. This is more than 10 years too late for either party. Let the drudging of wCw's dead past end now.

As a follow-up to my "SD! tag champs on RAW" anomaly, the same tag team just won the RAW tag titles. So now they're double champs, though they've only been competing on RAW thus far. I'm gonna have to continue the next year on SD! to see how this plays out. Crazy stuff.

Just wanted to know if this new Diva was one of the ones I saw. And momoracci just answered that query. Case closed.

A couple of years ago (I think), there was some random PPV with a bunch of Japanese matches on it, mostly hardcore stuff (there was a fire match, a six man tag including Dick Togo, and a bunch of other matches). And I remember one match was a six-woman cage match. The heels were very diva-ish and dressed in bright-coloured get-ups, and the faces were one large woman and two tiny girls. Surprisingly lots of blood, all on the face side. I mostly remember the finish: the big one did a double stomp onto the lead heel from the top of the cage and then escaped. Long story short... does anyone know if Takako was one of the participants?

Something weird happened recently... I started a season as CAW Ken Shamrock on RAW. About a month into it, I decided to add a tag team to the roster. So I go ahead and add them (to the RAW roster, mind you). At the next PPV, they challenged for the WWE tag titles. The WWE tag titles. I thought maybe in adding them they automatically got shunted to the SD! roster, but lo and behold, the night after winning the straps at the PPV, there they were on RAW, competing in singles action, and that's where they've been ever since. I don't think they've even defended their belts since, and I'm already heading to SummerSlam. Have any of you guys experienced roster addition aberrations like that?

When it comes to me buying DVDs, patience is a virtue. I await the double DVD set with baited breath...

Hey humongous, stop it with these bombardment of multiple replies already. Geez, take your finger off the Return key.

Wow. Holly gets two Title shots in the same calendar year. What a world. I don't think it's convenience or potential. It's more like desparation at this point with the NNME. Just take them both off the active roster and let them carry the other guys' luggage or something. And for fuck's sake, don't make Holly a trainer.

Why a spoon, cousin?

It's called "Loaded", and it's on this CD. After clicking that link, I found it disturbing that track number four was this: "Slow Death" Crash Holly (1:59) Wasn't Marc Mero's music a stock theme? I remember hearing it for another wrestler on Nitro and on some commercial way back when. Also, I think Spanky's (now Paul London's) theme is also unlicensed. I've heard it on a lot of TV show promos, mostly ESPN-type sport promos or X-treme programming.

... over the last piece of gov't cheese.

F.G.B. Now more than ever, since he's a Laker fan.

The Hardy Boyz theme is my current favourite. If I entered an arena to that music, it would always get me pumped up.

Konnan is as useful as that extraneous "N" he puts in his name. The Jarretts can keep his monkey ass.

But I guess it would be better for us to buy this............instead of Judgement Day. Oh TAG~! You "fat, out-of-shape Internet wannabes" (™JBL) are a laugh riot! And what the fuck is an Internet wannabe? Does that mean I want desparately to be a means for people to communicate across vast distances? Stupid no-heat Texican Yuppie wannabe.

Yawn. If this isn't a desparate attempt at getting heat, I don't know what is. And shame on y'all for actually buying into it.

Fixed it for you.

HEY! What was that for? For suggesting anyone would want to see that big fat ass, let alone keep a photo of it for posterity, *smacks Chris again*

When I saw the match last night, I kinda thought this was sort of punishment by proxy for Chavo Sr's drunken escapade at the Cauliflower Alley Club. You know, "the sins of the father being visited upon the son" and whatnot. What other possible explanation for the abomination could there have been? And then I saw this thread. And it all made sense. When in doubt, blame Stuffy McHam.

I'd say misspelling "lattest" would constitute a brainfart over any silly ultimatum from a wrestling show recapper. IBTL

"Give 'em the Shocker"? I've never heard that term before..... The Shocker... ... two in the pink, one in the stink. Think of it as the Mattitude sign turned into a sexual act. Now, let us never speak of it again.

[insert photo of World's Smallest Violin™ playing just for Scott Steiner]