In March, Orton had this generic heavy metal theme music by some unknown band that he used for about 2-3 weeks. But, it was so horrible they went back to HEY! very quickly.
Killswitch Engage, is hardly "unknown".
Never heard of them.
Just give him a theme song from the 80's so all of his fans can say WTF that is from before I was born....Dead or Alive "You Spin Me Around" would be perfect.
Jamalaomagabaga & Boogey Man as your next tag team champions! Boogey Man can eat the worms and Jamalaomagabaga can chew on a turkey leg.
His gimmick should be that he can eat a 5 pound block of cheese and not suffer from constipation.
He can drink a gallon of milk before the match then <insert vince yelling "he's gonna puke" pic here> puke on his way out the ring.
No, he's going to try to make a difference and dance first, then after his ass balloons to 4x its current size, then he'll dance, shove his ass in people's faces, then get over.
He will get over once he adds some japanese head bump moves.