I would rather see the Sweater Vest Militant, Matt Striker in the main event than Andrew "open book test but still gets an F for failure" Martin. If WWECW is about pushing the lowcard guys who never get a chance to do anything....what the hell are they doing wasting time on Test?
I don't if a Good Ol Southern Boy gimmick would work in the WWE....or wait...they would probably make him the Grand Wizard of the Knights of Columbus and have him lose to Shelton every week.
I expect to see Shelley play the part of Chris Jericho getting screwed by Nash and the judges after every pin attempt. Something like Shelley gets the clean pin but Nash would declare it a submission match then Shelley would make Macho Man Jr. tap then Nash would say that chokes are not allowed then Alex would get a armbar then Nash would say no japanese holds allowed etc. Then at the 10 minute mark the judges Larry Merchant, Eddy Bravo, Joe Rogan would declare Austin "the Macho Body" Starr the winner due the number of punches connecting.
More suggestions for the announcers:
1. Nearly every single move should have a name be it a technical one or a trademark one
2. Don West should give every trademark move the PELE! PELE! PELE! PELE! response and sell it to death
3. A 3 man announce team can be a good thing